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A woman in a banana costume. Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.

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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body?
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates. It’s fucking annoying.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party. I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life. After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life. It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me. I was doing so well. Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I thought I’d miss the rain but nope. Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I can’t show up if you don’t invite me.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Off to the blood depot I go.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now. Glued in place for the next decade.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Was today the day I had my braces taken off?
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My day so far: I’m going on an adventure! The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty! Wow, that’s a giant pothole. Okay. That’s a bit of snow. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds.
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Torrance Coste @torrancecoste.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places. #bcpoli
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Oh sorry I can’t, I forgot to go to sleep again.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m still working because of course I am.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
When you say “I’m too busy.” what I hear is: “I’m too busy to care.”
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
If I do the drugs, will I be less angry?
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Sleep really is for losers. I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again. What do I even do with myself now?
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It smells like wieners outside.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Carney is acting a little Harper Lite.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The thing about Bluesky is the lack of ads. Sure, people are selling things and services, but it’s not every two posts in the feed. It’s so refreshing.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My husband was supposed to be home this weekend and we had plans. I don’t want to do those plans alone.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I went to go get the mail and my neighbour got out of her car, arms wide open, walked across the street and hugged me. I feel better 🥹
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I sent an email to 19 people and not one of them replied. I know these people, some of them are family. So yeah… I guess moving away really pissed some people off. Or I’m just really good at being forgettable. I really am all alone up here.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
No one bought any of my fundraising chocolate :(
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My brain keeps waking me up in the wee hours of the night to go over my family drama. “Can’t distract me when you’re sleeping, bitch.” Ugh.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A bunch of boxes just slow-fell beside me and WTF. My house is haunted.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I can always count on Grey’s to open the floodgates.
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Finch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You can still cancel!
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sigh. Another weekend alone.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It’s snaining.
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 25/11/2025
Tapping the sign again
Page from BRAINS

First Panel: "An AI has no sense of anything. No context. No experience." Illustration of a little pink frog (he's playing a blood cell in this comic, though, which is why he's pink)

Second panel: "It cannot touch" the pink frog bends down to pick a flower 

Third panel: "It cannot smell" 'sniff sniff' the frog smells the flower

Fourth panel: "It cannot breathe" (the frog is now dark blue with bright pink lungs visible, as though the frog has been imaged in some way)

Fifth panel: "It cannot think" (the frogs brain is now visible, similarly to the lungs in the previous panel)

Sixth panel: "It cannot be" the frog is floating and his cute lil butt is visible

Seventh panel: "*Stares directly at camera*" the pink frog stares directly at camera

Eight panel: "It cannot be... YOU"
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m watching a woodpecker peck at one of my bird feeders. What a silly little guy.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Ahahahahaha!! Ashley Graham’s middle sister was kicked out of her house for getting pregnant at 17 (16 years ago) and now their entire family just ignores the fact that they have a middle sister and tiktok found out and they are not letting Ashley live it down. Ha.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The reports are in. I have the Don’tWantTo’s.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I knew when I downloaded your ‘free’ guide that I’d be quickly inundated with your ‘free’ emails too. Bleh.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I started a project for one of my family members before they all stopped talking to me so… Do I continue? I’m going to continue with it. It’s not a project, it’s a gift.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Deleting Meta off my phone feels pretty great.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Oh sorry, I can’t. I’m dancing with full queer joy in front of the Evangelicals.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My claim to fame is rendering Oliver Lum speechless.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What are we doing today? Is it crime? No. It’s unpacking all of my crap.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh sorry I can’t, I’m too naked to get out of bed.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
My right hand, arm, face are all numb and zappy and tingly.
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a man in a suit is looking at a piece of paper with the words okay we have a neurological problem here below him
ALT: a man in a suit is looking at a piece of paper with the words okay we have a neurological problem here below him
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I was thinking of quitting. I won’tmeet all of my goals for this year and I was feeling down about it. Turns out, I was putting in the work to meet them in 2026 🥹
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m crying happy tears for once 🥹
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I love it when my husband sends me videos of the rock slinger.
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Banannie @heyannie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I swear, a lot. Some people don’t like it.
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a man wearing a harley davidson shirt says this
Alt: a man wearing a harley davidson shirt says this is what’s wrong with society. That man is Matty Matheson.
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Anth 🇨🇦 @anth.rockwerks.ca · 20/11/2025
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