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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

DON'T SLICE THROUGH HER BRA!!!! Those are expensive!!!!! We need to give the horny monster thing a quick economics lesson, geez.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Okay by the time I get to the part where these three fuck, I probably won't even want to read about sex anymore.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Torn between sex and writing. Which means I'll probably end up doing neither...?

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yeah it would be nice, right? I've got a migraine disorder.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It was about planning which donor's genetic material I was going to use to get pregnant. I was going to have sex afterwards, since I was choosing the eggs and not the sperm. I was debating to myself if I could handle multiples. I don't know why it was like this, just that it's always some nonsense.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Woke up from a sex dream but as usual it wasn't even a real one. It was about sex but none occurred. It's always like this.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I struggle with this because when I'm horny I am horny, and when I'm not I'm really not. I don't really enjoy reading about sex when I'm just chilling. But, I'll find porn with plot while in the mood and suddenly I'm like. Focused on the story... when we get to the porn I'm STILL caught off guard!

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Oh right the question I always want to ask people. Okay if you read erotica that's got a story, or a really sexy romance novel, or something else where it's not really Just Porn or Just Story ... How do you balance this?

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I now have an opaque bin to keep my sex toys in. So, finally, I can retire this poor bankers box. I do dry my stuff before I put it away but living near so much water has taken its toll. Thank you, bankers box. You were very much not made for this

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Maybe if I can get horny about having headaches... Somehow.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That said I don't think there IS a better acronym/abbreviation/standard warning for self harm. Perhaps it's perfectly serviceable but I just don't like it because sh can be read so easily as just a shushing. I will become more worldly with time, I'm sure.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Welcome! When warning for intense content, it's recommended to use a term that can be easily filtered, if possible. It's also considered polite to not use the main fandom tag when posting NSFW content, especially for media that has a large young audience. These are my tool tips. Porn loading screen.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Well he is somewhat large so he would take up a lot of the bed. Luckily he wouldn't need blankets to stay warm, so he wouldn't hog those, but trying to stay on there without cuddling him would be impossible. Inconsiderate.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Reasonable! Both the price range and the waiting. There are things that are worth it that are quiet, but I'd be lying if I said I've never wondered why the loud things are so loud.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

but it IS good for not needing to warm up much. Which is good. Despite the fact I masturbate for a very long time (can't ejaculate, just go until bored) I'm impatient. What's funny is this one is known for being kind of a tough shape. Not today it isn't! Because of. Circumstances.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"oh is this too much to share?" this is basically my sex journal at this point who cares. Today was kind of a bad day to try a smallish knotted toy. Period means horny as ever and lubricated. (Blood isn't very good lubricant obviously, it dries fairly quickly and is always a little tacky besides)

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My awesome new dildo is here but I'm working from home today and I still have work to do so I just have to look at it. Mmmm "patience."

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

enough cash to not get a rash (always seek body safe-

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

enough fun money to buy a fun bunny (rabbit style vibrator) (this is a stretch)

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Back to this though, I can't tell you how much I've spent. Because. I don't really have a sex budget in the actual, literal sense. I just have an idea of "when the last time I purchased sex stuff was" and "if I have enough liquid assets to get some liquid for my asset."

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Can you tell I've thought about this a lot? I was just really mad with the timing, I was about to make an OSCNSFW at the beginning of 2019. But nooo. Maybe I would've figured out how to actually make porn in the interim, if I'd ever learned. Maybe not. But we'll never know, because of apps.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You can either draw porn of 📱, or you can post porn to Tumblr, you can't have both.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It would be sad to lose the rectangles I love so much, but I think getting rid of the app store by getting rid of the concept of apps by getting rid of the iPhone Original would do a world of good. Including going nuts and showing nuts. A philosophy gone, for the sake of advertisements.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I think we need to go back in time to the first concept meeting to get iPhone OFF the MENU. THAT'S RIGHT! I'm blaming Apple for the Tumblr porn ban, as is my right.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

But also it's so hard to find things here, since there's no room for 1 billion tags. I miss 1 billion tags. They're useful.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I'm so glad likes on Tumblr are private. I tolerate that they're not over here because this is sexworld if you're here with me you're fine with sexworld.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm legitimately curious what other people's sex budgets are like. What's standard? What's excessive?

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

but to be clear, eligible for a replacement under warranty

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I AM INDEED ELIGIBLE FOR A REPLACEMENT!!! Let's go!!!!

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

So at least it's not just me. I guess. Still a little... I mean. She pointed out something in my Main Art Piece People Know Me For that Makes it Obvious. "I'm cooked," the horny man says, "and not even in the horny way."

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Ok well NOW Im thinking about That Time I was discussing fanon names for versions of the same character and, after pal expressed nervousness, I said to him, "dont worry, other fics call him that, not just the catboy maid one" and he was devastated I knew exactly what he was embarrassed about reading

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Hi gamers today I realized that I'm way more obvious about something than I thought. (I straight up asked someone and they said yeah it's obvious) (The quickest and easiest way to check.)

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

No worries, a lot of rules are unspoken! Now you know :D

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Hello! It is considered impolite to tag a NSFW work with the SFW fandom tags, if NSFW fandom tags indeed exist. I thought I might let you know, in case you didn't.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

oh yeah I remember how terrible the timing was, I was just about to turn 18 and go bravely into the world of object pornography (I'm nothing if not a rule follower) but it was, like, a month before my birthday. I was so miffed. honestly I still kind am miffed. thanks, app stores.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I think. I overheated my vibe. To death. Come ON.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Lesbian, then. (Not quick) (It has been 6 hours)

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

many computers come with USB ports. I may yet live to masturbate another day

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I think it was because a separation between two of the components messed up its waterproofing. It could've also just been faulty. It might have a warranty but you know I got rid of that packaging INSTANTLY so. Who knows. None of you care, but if I can't think aloud about vibes here, where can I

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I am also trying to decide if I should replace the one I really liked that broke. On the one hand I really liked it, on the other it wasn't working for that long. It might break fast again. So now it's some kind of cost - benefit analysis of the longevity of vibrating thrusting heating realistic-

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I found my vibe charger (yay!) but I lost my charging block thing so the only outlets that I could plug it into are. Like. In the main areas of the house. I'm not fucking doing that.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

With a flower crown, of course, and sparkle effects.

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