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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

This is kind of a shot in the dark, but my friends' favorite erotica author seems to have deleted every account. Would anybody happen to have a backup of the #hypno #TDACnsfw story shown in the screenshot?

A screenshot of Archive of Our Own. Fic title is Excuses, Excuses by ultraspicyundertow (ultravioletundertow). There is a big wall of tags.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

#oscnsfw is this sexy. is this horny. it is somewhat more convenient than usual. he doesn't mind

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Ceela! Small, I'm not sure if it's medium or firm. Don't remember. I love this one, very low effort. The colors sure are hard to photograph against more white. It's got some glittery pink + lavender, trust me. I know this one is hit or miss with folks, sometimes it presses you wrong. Not me though!

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Next, Yuri! Small, I think also soft. Unfortunately this one is a miss. If I'm loose enough for the knot, it pops right back out. Maybe that's too much detail, point is, unfortunately doesn't work for me. Gorgeous though! So, like, the opposite of how I feel about my tyv. These things happen.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The first of the nice, artisanal, hand poured dongs I bought. Tyv, small, soft. I'm not really in love with the color way, I was just impatient. (SBF makes inventory and then sells) (I'm too stingy to pay for a nice color combo other places) It's a really great knotted toy big thumbs up fantastic.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Another dual density from the same people except this one I don't like. It's just something about the shape, the specific taper, and the way there isn't as much squish in it. Probably more realistic, I wouldn't know! Nothing wrong with it but frustratingly not for me.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

This is another beginner friendly one. Very small, silky, firm. Great gspotter, though I never know what to do with the second bump. Allegedly a good pspotter. Nail polish for scale, I guess. I have recommended this one to people in the past and that was embarrassing.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

SPEAKING OF UNINTIMIDATING BEGINNER TOY!! This was also one of my very favorites for a long time. Dual density, basically no texture, and the suction cup is cute (but only kinda works) I don't use this much these days, but I do not regret ~going out of my comfort zone~ and buying something "nice."

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Now this is the peak of "unintimidating beginner's toy." Unfortunately? I got it recently. Nice and smooth, pleasantly firm, very pretty. I never use it really ever. It's something I could so easily love but the confetti mess already fills its niche.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

FUNNY CREATURE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. I do not regret this one, it's nice and smooth and gummy and I do like the bumps. They're a bit intense, but that's nice sometimes. Silicone isn't too hard, I do always feel silly sticking this thing's smug mug in me. Why are you smirking? (What does it know?)

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

UNUSABLY BIG AND HARD. WHEN WILL I LEARN MY LESSON AND STOP GETTING SUB PAR THINGS ON AN IMPULSE? nice to look at but the texture also eats lube, I really haven't found a way to use this at all. Really, really not for me.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Now THIS one was awesome. Self thrusting and a vibe. Turns out: super great combination for me. The thrust thing means there's a hard piston inside, and the outside is so very soft, so it's similar to a dual silicone density toy? Really wonderful, but the vibration broke and I had to be sad.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This one was more expensive AND sucks. Gimmick is it's ~moldable~ (to an extent.) it looks a little weird because it's in the bottom of my drawer always because I never use it. In action, it's just hard and a weird shape (the suction cup is also flimsy?) overall: eh

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Next is this, which sucks bad. Bought it the same place, more on par with what you should expect. Really weird texture that eats lube like crazy, definitely because of the sparkle. Using this nicely is. Difficult. I bought it, like, a week before T3nn4 hit the scene though so that was funny.

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

First off is hashtag ThisThing. It was cheapish, it was from $pen¢ers, it's obviously based off other, better toys. I love it though. It's small and firm and it was a "daily driver" for like 3 years, whenever I didn't wanna do tons of prep. Surprisingly competent!

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

So if you place him against cloth he can't intake air? Seems kind of exploitable. #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

"my vents? What about them?"
"Interesting!"
"Can confirmm... Startimg to overheatt..."

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I filled this out 2 years ago but I don't feel like making a new one, let's go!

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🔞 HexPuzzles @hexpuzzle.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Guys I don't think he'd shut up long enough to have sex #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

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