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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 03/10/2026

So, they're definitely stealing their source images.

A shirt in an advertisement that has the words "hand drawn png files" as part of the pattern of the shirt.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 02/10/2026

More Euphonium/Accordion duets please.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 13/09/2026

The 6 genders of a 5 year old's bday party

Paper party hats. One Mario bricks, one Mario landscape scene, a luigi, a Mario, a pair of stars, and a mushroom hat.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 25/06/2026

I randomly ended up at Summerfest and I'm watching the Living Fucking Legend Booker T. Jones. "I got the call that Albert King was going to be at the studio the next day, but he didn't have a song. So we gave him this song I wrote in my basement the night before called Born Under a Bad Sign."

Booker T. Playing Born Under A Bad Sign at Summerfest

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 30/01/2026

My MAGA dad is becoming based, and I'm shook by this. 🤯🤯🤯

We got my dad an experience where he could drive a tank and shoot a sub machine gun for his birthday several years ago. The video came back up in FB this week. Someone commented "Do you need that to be safe on the streets?"

My dad responded "I am not sure if it is needed, as long as masked cops don't decide that you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing, and one of them is wondering what it feels like to kill someone. So far we haven't seen any of the masked "cops" here, but there's a farm that has a thousand cows producing milk, that is short handed. I don't know if there is a connection between the two things. "

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 15/01/2026

I've been reading too much Dungeon Crawler Carl, because I read this as requiring singing a song to enter the restroom.

Sign saying Men Accessible Restroom By Music

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 07/01/2026

We're going to solve the problems capitalism created by voting in capitalism's defenders!

Arrested Development meme.

First frame: Well did it work for those people?

Second Frame: No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but...

Third Frame: ...but it might work for us.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 07/01/2026

I mean, don't engage with someone who earned these tags...

Vituperativeerb's account is tagged as "Liberal Apologia" with extra tags "trans scapegoating" and "Denies U. S. Genocide Role."

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 25/12/2025

merry Christmas my dudes, from nephew Theo and Uncle Mitch!

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 06/12/2025

first egg nog of the season. emergency travels to Texas fucked up my normal drinking schedule. glad to be getting back on track.

large cup filled with egg nog. sprinkling of nutmeg on top cuz I'm not an animal.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 05/12/2025

forced to update my amazon wish list to give gift ideas to people, I added a few whimsy gifts that make me laugh every time I see them. Mostly because I want to see my wife's reaction to it.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 11/11/2025

Lego Milky Way finished. the most pieces I've ever done in a single finished set. It's beautiful though.

A wall hanging made out of lego pieces that looks like a famous photo of the Milky Way. With lots of bright colors and textures and greebling.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 18/10/2025

But like, Hey Juse live is something that they can't take from me.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 18/10/2025

It's a good year for Concerts of people I've always wanted to see who's first name is Paul.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 10/10/2025

first time playing a video game on my gaming computer in a couple years, and this is what I'm greeted with...

Game servers full place in queue 483,600

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 13/07/2025

@realityminus3.bsky.social Hey Zeke rat, I got your postcard. Thank you, and tell your handler hi for me.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 07/06/2025

This Garmin link comes from their website where it says "if the tracking above is not working please click here." freedomflotilla.org/ffc-tracker/

If tracking above is not working please click here.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 07/06/2025

I'm seeing live tracking here live.garmin.com/session/e162...

Live tracking of the freedom flotilla shows them approaching Alexandria

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 03/06/2025

This is cool news, but how long did it take to plan?

News of Ukraine destroying a bridge. the article has the words "took months to plan" twice in the same sentence.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 30/05/2025

so we're again ignoring that Molly said talk to someone else about "what that entails." as if maybe Molly has the platform, but not the direct firsthand knowledge of every nuance of the process.

Molly says talk to someone else for "what that entails."

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 30/05/2025

It's wild to me that these people glaze over the call to action here. "Message ComradeCat if you want to know what that entails and also someone to help you do it " I wonder if more details could be provided in the 'what that entails' section of the providing more details part of this process.

Original message from Molly Shah raising awareness about becoming a receiver.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 24/04/2025

At the Paul Simon show and damn. I'm so happy rn.

Orpheum theater with Paul Simon on the marquee.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 21/04/2025

Does this paragraph mean they aggressively pursued leaking info? because their actions would suggest Hegseth is trying hard to be this dumb.

Reuters mews story says "The Trump administration has aggressively pursued leaks, an effort that has been enthusiastically embraced by Hegseth at the Pentagon."

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 13/04/2025

My mom shared a simp post about Elon Musk that was created by a "comedian" of FB. I'm normally against using AI generated images, but in this case I made one to prove a point, and I think it's hilarious, so I'm sharing it here.

AI generated image of Elon Musk on the moon surrounded by doting kids.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 12/04/2025

simultaneously in the past and the future. These were 4 posts apart on my TL.

A skeet that's dated from 9/11/2001 saying "TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL"

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 11/04/2025

I'm not in Minneapolis proper, but I sure as fuck wouldn't support All of Minneapolis or Frey if I was.

Notification that All of MPLS followed me on Bluesky.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 05/04/2025

Get me some bottomless mimosas and I'll dance like a white guy for you too.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 05/04/2025

I didn't go to the #handsoff protest, but I did go to a drag brunch this AM. It's not exactly the same, but it's an act of defiance still.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 02/04/2025

I found the new dumbest take on Palestine in a tiktok comment:

Igz on TikTok replying to me saying that AIPAC is a single issue PAC, and their single issue is genocide.

IGZ: Hamas is committing genocide against its own people dude, are you seeing these protests. Free Palestine FROM HAMAS.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 31/03/2025

Data Don't, as you say, lie.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 22/03/2025

Oh boy, some centrist BS.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 01/02/2025

In NOLA tonight. It's been a long fucking day of travel. but we were able to have some amazing food, and see a bit of Tuba Skinny live.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 20/01/2025

Holy shit you guys, I'm in!

A screenshot of an email with the Subject line: The Illuminati

the body of the email:
Greetings,

You are cordially invited to join the Illuminati organization (NWO), offering a unique opportunity for personal transformation and renewal. This invitation serves as a second chance to rectify past mistakes and embrace a future filled with boundless possibilities.

As a member, you will gain access to the powerful Illuminati Honey Syrup, offering permanent healing for various ailments such as cancer, HIV/AIDS, diabetes, and more. Additionally, the syrup boasts anti-aging properties, revitalizing your body and restoring vitality.

Joining our organization grants you unparalleled control over your environment and opens doors to dream job opportunities, career advancements, and financial support totaling $3.6 million. Accepting this invitation marks the beginning of an extraordinary journey towards enlightenment and empowerment.

Should you choose to accept, know that you will be welcomed into a community dedicated to personal growth, societal betterment, and the pursuit of truth. For more information, please contact theilluminati_council@outlook.com.

Warm regards,
The Illuminati (NWO)

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 02/01/2025

This text to speech voicemail transcript is very helpful.

Voicemail transcript:

Company Disney Garden with you areme Zero one one Thank you and abogaday.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 28/11/2024

Settle down Rainbow Bunny.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 15/11/2024

I ordered a hat from the TikTok shop that arrived today, had to wait to post a selfie until it got here. I am also wearing my IFC cape for the holiday. #TMBPTMBG @tmbgdotlove.bsky.social

Selfie of me in a hat that says Human Kind (Be Both) and my TMBG cape

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 19/08/2024

Posted this on Threads, but it's worth sharing here too.

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 17/08/2024

dumbest shit sentence that apparently made for a headline?

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Mitch_J 🍉 @hexadactyl.com · 14/08/2024

If I say: "This morning a deranged fan tried to kill me." it sounds way cooler than : "I just tripped over this thing"

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