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Hestiah

@hestiah.wtf
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She/They. Animal parent. Social worker who doesn't wanna. Craft supply hoarder. So mfing ADHD. Fountain pen & ink dragon. Collector of shiny things.

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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 05/10/2026
Wtf is this horseshit?!? People are so going to get sick*. *I know going from hot to cold to hot to cold doesn’t /make/ a person sick, but it can make folks vulnerable to getting sick from other sources so don’t come for me about technicalities.
Screencap of local weather where the next 6 of mid to high 90Fs (up to 99F) weather and one day that’s 80F and then highs in the mid-to-low-to-high-ish weather for 3 days.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 01/10/2026
Wtf is this bullshit??!! Also I know I’m an old person waving my cane at the clouds.
Screencap pf the Weather app showing the weather for the next 8 days and for today. There are four days at 98F which is the only thing that really matters.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/09/2026
I ordered some fruit slice candy from Amazon. I have a feeling this is entirely TOO much moisture in this container and I’m terrified to open it or eat anything in the bag. It’s effing sugar. How the hell is this okay??!!
Photo of the window in the bag of fruit slice candies but they’re not individually wrapped. Instead it looks like a bunch of candy on the other side of a window where it’s been raining outside (or inside the bag, as it were).
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/09/2026
Quite some time ago I learned that you could get a manual typewriter that had cursive/italic font. Then I went on the hunt because of course! It arrived while I was away and I unboxed today. I did have to treat the ribbon to use it for now while a replacement comes, but oh boy this is fun!
Sample of typewriter typing with a super light top 2 lines that says “Iknow this needs a new ribbon but I still wanted to try it out.” It’s so faint even jamming the keys didn’t make all the letters show up.

The next bit is visible and readable and says, “Texting the cursive typewriter ribbon now that I was able to get it reactivated a little but. Ohhh… this is going to be fun and noisy!”
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 18/09/2026
We took advantage of having this work day available to do some running around and went to one of the bigger malls. And we got one of those viral mango ice cream things. It was really good. We shared this one though I really wanted to try them all.
Photo of a Propitious Mango Ice Cream box with the mango shaped ice cream.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/09/2026
I got a lot of snugs from this lady (bff’s dad’s dog). Also I’m on a boat.
Photo of my with my arm around a large golden retriever and she has her face turned up so you only see her chin. There’s a lake in the background. I’m on a boat.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 13/09/2026
I haven’t had a cat in my lap in a long time. This is fun.
Photo of my bff’s cat curled up in my lappy lap.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
This is funny. Not in a “haha” way.
A screencap of some tracking of my stuck package. It says “estimated date of arrival at post office 30 August 2026” while also showing it’s still in Memphis for 9/1, 9/2, and 9/3.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 02/09/2026
Wtf is even happening and who the hell do I contact to find out wtf is going on??!!
Screencap of delivery status bs showing it was in Japan on 8/22 on the way, was in Memphis on 8/23, and had has several “updates” to show it’s still in Memphis.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 30/08/2026
I’ve been working on a silly project of re-swatching my fountain pen inks. This has helped me throw out spoiled inks/samples and decide what I want to keep or get rid of. It also has made it abundantly clear that I have an “ink type”. Purple/pink/blue chromashader. Hahaha!
Photo showing 5 swatch business-size cards with ink and handwriting on them. The top is a pink with purple shading, there are two that are pink with bluey-purple shading, a blue with purple shading, and a purple with blue shading.

Left side top-to-bottom: Sailor Sanrio Kuromi Butterfly Garden
Sailor Sanrio Kuromi Flower Teatime
Sailor Manyo Nekoyanagi
Right side top-to-bottom: Troublemaker Foxglove
Havhimonjiya Juhyo Amethyst
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 26/08/2026
Also how cute is my written note on my cup! Hahaha!
Photo of my partially drunk ice PSL from starbucks and there’s a small doodle of a pumpkin and it says “Yumpkin!”
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 12/08/2026
My completely unnecessary and frivolous spending items arrived today. I’m probably going to convert the plush case to a journaling/stationary/pen bag instead. I don’t actually need two Switch 2 cases. And it was listed as a set.
Photo of two Ditto switch 2 cases, one on top of the other. The top one is the plush one with arms in the air and a pink ditto smile. The bottom one is the harder shell one that most people have seem all over reddit. And it has the Pokopia black-line smile whenever Ditto tries to be something else.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 08/08/2026
It looks so square!! I hate it.
All the server icons are square-ish and look weird. Not a good weird, I hate it. The text box area to enter text is squares and has this massive amount of spare around where you type that it looks so wasteful. Why?!?!???!!???!!!!
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 07/08/2026
I bought jeans online on sale at American Eagle. And I tried to pick stuff I wear but just in a smaller size. 3 of the 4 fit right and how I expect and the 4th feels like I woke up in a bad 90s movie and they want their pants back. I don’t think I like them. I look like a child playing dress up.
These are a pair of jeans that fit in the waist but are unbelievably loose in the thigh, leg, and overly flared/boot cut in the bottom. They’re a light wash and have some weird folds at the bottom cause the flare/boot part is really big. Same pants as the first pic but I’m holding my leg in a way that you can see how massive the flare is at the ankle.These are the ones that I like the fit on and prefer. Tighter in the thigh to the knee, then do a smaller, less dramatic flare at the bottom.

Note: I still have some fat inner thighs which I hate.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 02/08/2026
I always forget before photos & I definitely have one of the before before from Nov. there was only a 3ft-ish walkway through here 10 days ago. All extra bins and furniture are out. Stuff that needed to be thrown out has been thrown out. This is the first time it doesn’t look like a storage unit.
Photo of a living room with green lines to show where there was TONS of stuff before. You can see floor, dog beds, and dogs laying around but also the window shines a good amount of line in here without 5ft+ tall piles of shit everywhere.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 30/06/2026
I wish I could figure out how I got on the 🐘 (US political party) phone list. I know I shouldn’t reply and usually I just mark as spam, block, and move on. I did block and reported for spam.
Screencap of a text message received from an unknown-to-me-number (1(571)535-4946) saying, “Quick head’s up. Your America 250 Mug has not been claimed yet. Claim yours: and some link.” 

My reply was “Ew. leave me alone.”
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/06/2026
Apparently today is National Dachshund day, so here are some baby photos of my doxies.
Photo of baby Rory with a costume collar for Tuxedo Mask. Rory is a small dapple black and tan mini dachshund. The collar has a small black cape with a white bow.Photo of Baby Jack (I still call him Baby Jack even though he’s not a baby anymore). Jack is a small cream/good color mini dachshund and he’s laying on me with a grey blanket under his head. He almost looks cross-eyed because of the angle. Photo of wee Gwen laying belly up and asleep in the space next to my leg on the couch. Her eyes are closed and she’s really relaxed. Gwen is a piebald with brownish-red and white all over. Note: She still lays in that same spot on the couch next to me. Photo of Gwen (left) and Jack (right) together being cutie babies on a fuzzy af grey blanket.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 20/06/2026
It’s Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character. Note: I don’t have only 1, so I’m adding 4
Whoopi Goldberg as Delores van Cartier/Sister Mary Clarence from Sister ActChadwick Boseman as T’challa from Black Panther. This one still breaks my heart. Andre Braugher as Captain Ray Holt from Brooklyn 99. Also RIP. Shemar Moore as Derek “Eyebrows” Morgan from Criminal Minds.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. This felt like the most “soap opera”-y teenage show at the time. I still watched it.
Photo of 3 actor/actresses from a show called “Swans Crossing” from 1992. 
L to R: Brittany Daniel, Shane McDermott, and Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 14/06/2026
We’re out having some brunch and there’s some seasonal options. This one… uh… caught hubby’s attention and of course he had to point it out to me. And I am feeling some kind of way about it.
“Meat Sweats” 25
Fully loaded bloody mary with smoked bacon, a full cheeseburger slider and a side of fries
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 11/06/2026
Also of all the books I put on hold with the library, this wasn’t the one I thought would have the longest hold! So much so they got 50 more copies!
Screencap of the Libby app for the book Theo of Golden by Allen Levi. I placed the hold on April 15, 2026. Started in line at 576 and am now 269th on line. It shows 949 people are waiting and the library got 50 more copies.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 05/06/2026
Witaf weather??!!?!?
Screencap of the weather app for Sacramento CA showing highs from 95F to 76F (next Monday) then up to 104F next Saturday. Go home weather, you’re drunk.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/05/2026
The first book is available! So I borrowed it.
Screencap of Libby app showing I’ve borrowed the book The Crossing Places by Elly Griffiths and it’s due in 21 days.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 24/05/2026
We went to one of the more well-known brunch/breakfast spots here enduring the weight. They do farm-to-fork like lots of restaurants in the area so the menu changes with the seasons. I’m glad we went.
Photo of a restaurant plat with a large waffle, bananas, marscapone, and Nutella drizzles on top. There’s a small cup of maple syrup on the plate and some bacon in the back.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/05/2026
So #SpaDay round 1 was a huge success, actually. The white clothes are indeed white again (instead of a light grey). And while the stains on the underarm area aren’t gone-gone they’ve diminished significantly. Yes it’s all marked “graphic” just in case, but it’s just pics of clothes.
Photo of an old SoSo Happy shirt with very grey arm pit stains from 1) having the shirt for 20-some-odd years and 2) deodorant. Pretty sure this is the arm pit stain for my Africa by Toto lyrics short (but the backside) that also shows a pretty grey color. And a photo of the newly Spa Day’d shirts laid on top of each other so you can see that while the pit stains aren’t entirely gone they are so much lighter. And the shirts themselves are much more white.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 21/05/2026
#SpaDay has begun. This first round will be ready for washing around 10pm. 🤞🏽 I just put those clothes in and pushed it all under the solution too, so the fact that it’s already a bit grey is disturbing to me. But some of these shirts had BAD pit stains.
A photo of the inside of an insulated cooler with light grey and white clothing soaking in a detergent bath. The water is already a bit greyish.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/05/2026
We just lost full power. Not even the backup lights are on. I’m lucky that I can leave and still be somewhat productive but there are folks here who can’r do anything! This is how I’m working right now. Lol
Photo of my desk with a Fairlife protein shake propping up my work phone so that I can use the flashlight to shine onto the papers I’m writing on. It’s a paper calendar page for my appointments.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 10/05/2026
Jack is one of the sweetest dogs, I swear. The way he looks at me sometimes.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 10/05/2026
Whoa look at this relic I found!
Photo of an iPod nano plugged in and showing the home screen.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/05/2026
Drop your favorite Star Wars character. Wrong answers only.
Photo of John Candy as Barf from the movie Spaceballs.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 21/04/2026
Still on my #Pokopia bs and the last couple days in game were spent reorganizing my storage boxes. First I brought them down yo my Cavern of Stuff and then I decided I needed to paint the boxes.
Screencap from Switch 2 of Pokopia where I’m in Magnet Rise form showing an underground cave. There are two storage boxes in the center as holding boxes for stuff being transferred/organized. In a u-shape around the room there are boxes (2x1 block sized) inserted into the wall so that their 1-block side is visible but flush with the wall. There are frames with objects in them to identify what’s inside the box next to it. Same basic screencap of the same Cavern of Stuff but it’s only of 2 walls showing a bunch of multicolored boxes with matching multicolored frames for quick-at-a-glance IDing of what might be in the box.

It’s not rainbow and I’m tempted to reorder everything do do that but then stuff would be all willy nilly mixed where it’s organized by blocks section, foliage section, decoration section, etc.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 18/04/2026
Stole this from reddit because it’s basically me.
Screencap of a tweet or skeet or something with an @ but the datt stamp removed. Probably is actually photoshopped.

“With ADHD I have exactly 3 types of work days:
*Get absolutely nothing done
*Get 4 hours of work done, at any random time of day
*Get 40 hours of work done in 8 hours
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 16/04/2026
Drop your crime-fighting catholics
Photo of the nuns from Sister Act.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 16/04/2026
Welp. 😭
Screencap of library hold for The Correspondent by Virginia Evans.

About 19 weeks wait
70 copies in use. 647 people in total. 9 people waiting per copy
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 16/04/2026
Oh no!! Apparently at least ONE of the books you suggested has a nearly 2-year wait list. 😭
Screencap of library hold for the book Theo of Golden by Allen Levi

About 22 weeks wait, 88 copies in use. 929 people waiting in total. 11 people per copy.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/04/2026
I drove to the library and got myself a card/number. Not difficult, just inconvenient. Just sort of wish the library system explained what the process actually was instead of letting you flounder. But also, this queue!
Placing a hol
Project Hail Mary
Andy Weir
Sacramento Public Library
My number scribbled out and showing I have 0/60 loans and 0/15 holds.

Several months wait. 52 cooies in use. 678 people waiting in total. 13 people waiting per copy.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/04/2026
If anyone is curious, here are the photos. I am SO proud of myself for sticking with it for 5 months. And for not dismissing my NSV (non-scale victories). I’m marking the photos as “graphic” cause some people don’t like before-after photos, but I’m clothed, there’s no gore, and SFW. #hestiahglp1
A side profile photo of me in August 2025. I am overflowing my pants, which are so tight around my middle. The shirt I’m wearing is stretched so much. My arms look like hamhocks. My stomach sticks out further than my boobs in a really awkward way. I don’t know how much I weighed. I felt lots of shame and guilt because I knew I was getting REALLY FAT. And I was uncomfortable being me. Photo of me from 4/11/2026 wearing the same Eeveelutions shirt, but my stomach is flatter, my much smaller boobs protrude outward like they’re supposed to, and I am not a stuffed sausage in the shirt. There’s even a little bit of loose fabric around the arm.

My face is still fat and I still have 2-3 chins. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think at this stage I’ve only lost about 25lbs total.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 31/03/2026
I know most of you following me won’t understand how exciting and amazing this is, but one of my biggest grail fountain pens arrived today and it was perfect. Sailor x Sailor Moon Anniversary Disguise Pen released in 2017. Note: If you google to see how much it is, I did NOT pay ebay price.
Photo of the box of the pen. Most listing that exist don’t include the box and are for the box only.Photo of a pink sparkly Sailor fountain pen inside a box with white satin. There’s a large Kobe-esque bottle of ink in the upper right. The pen looks like Usagi’s Disguise Pen with a large red gem at the top.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 12/03/2026
At this time of the day, this particular Costco gas area usually has 2-4 cars in each lane and 1 person directing cars to lanes. This is 10+ with multiple people helping to direct traffic.
Pretty indescribable photo of every lane of Costco gas full until cars are out in the street. My vantage point in this photo is me trying to turn left to get in, but the line of cars turning right won’t stop. There are at least 10+ cars in each lane.

Commentary: This is because our president is a fuckwit causing problems in countries we have no business fucking with. He’s a piece of shit and doesn’t realize all he’s doing is upsetting everyone. Who can afford $6/gal in gas at any of the other gas stations?? This is California, so don’t at me with your $4 gas being a lot. Why is this dome motherfucker not impeached and in prison??
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 12/03/2026
Whew, some of those were hard! What's My JND? 0.0021 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
Screencap of the “What’s Your JND?” Color quiz thinger. It says my score is 0.0021. The text says, “You’re seeing differences that most color scientists would call noise. If you’re not already calibrating displays for a living, you’re leaving money on the table.”
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 07/03/2026
Who comes up with these medication names? Cats walking across the keyboard?!? #hestiahglp1
Screencap of the title of an Eli Lilly article that says, “What to Know About Orforglipron: An Investigational Oral GLP-1”. The focus here is on “Orforglipron”.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 06/03/2026
Remember my fall from grace*the other day regarding the Switch 2?? Yeah, I made everything even more absurd. I did get screen protectors and it went on with not one spec of dust. And I got this cover that is over-the-to but so me. *grace is really just my no-buy year.
Photo of the front of a Switch 2 showing the joycons are pink. There are feather shapes on the palm area where you hold it and magical girl themed decorations for all the different buttons. The joysticks have magical girl covers as well.

The whole thing is pink af, except the screen that’s black.Photo of the back of a Switch 2 showing the design of the system cover. The center back of the S2 is pink, white, dark pink, and yellow with a butterfly ribbon in the center, moon and stars all over, and ribbons. There’s some frilly stuff with swirls and flowers.

The back of the joycon covers look like there are feathers in them.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 05/03/2026
I have to love getting a CA DMV text message about a violation from a non-US let alone a non-CA number. I totally believe this is real. Totally. /s +63 is the Philippines, btw.
Screencap of a text message from the phone number +63 946 146 9806 claiming to be the CA DMV while also claiming I have unpaid violations that need to be paid today. The rest is garbage and a scam so irrelevant, though the whole thing has text.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 27/02/2026
I do wish I could see when I last played the game. I’ll probably start over but the current save has 33 hours on it.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 27/02/2026
Ah see, I knew I had it! And all the systems I need to play these old ass games. Do I charge up these oldies but goodies instead of buying it again?!?
Photo of a GBA SP, DS Lite, carts for Pokemon LeafGreen, Pokemon Emerald Version, and Pokemon Crystal.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 21/02/2026
Last Sunday I did puppy yoga for one of the local rescues. Who brought in a bunch of different babies. The little white puppy was utterly terrified so I tried to help calm it by cuddling. Murphy (black puppy) came over and he refused to leave. I swear I would have taken either or both if I could.
8 photos printed on photo paper in a 2x4 grid with a bunch of different photos of a small black puppy and a small white puppy.

#1: me holding the small white puppy near my neck.
#2: tiny Murphy in the hole my legs made sitting cross-legged.
#3: me trying to do table pose but Murphy is on the back of my calves.
#4: me sitting cross legged and tiny Murphy is looking up at me with paws on my belly.
#5: me making an “omg how cute” face because the tiny white puppy has tucked their face in my hands.
#6: close-up of Murphy in my lap looking out.
#7: me taking a selfie of the tiny white puppy leaning against my chest.
#8: me holding the tiny puppy up near my face and the baby is looking right at the camera with big dark eyes and ears tucked way back.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 13/02/2026
After taking a 2 week tour of the US, my silly Stanley cup arrived. It’s beautiful and insanely purple. 💜
Photo of the LoveShackFancy x Stanley collab cup that’s lavender with white and pink roses all over.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 06/02/2026
Can someone explain wtf is going on here? And why it went from Sacramento to Indiana??
Screencap of a package I bought going from Texas (off screen) to Sacramento on 2/3/2026 and being delayed until it’s in Sacramento on 2/4/2026 and then in transit to the next facility in Indianapolis, Indiana on 2/6/2026 when I live in Sacramento.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 03/02/2026
I’ll send some fluffies.
Photo of Gwen doing “cute baby ears”. Rory is sleeping so hard.Jack is trying to smother me. Amy Pond is making cute pant-y dog face. Maybe nervous (this might be at the vet??).
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 29/01/2026
You know what the best part of all this is? I only paid $0.12 out of pocket (because I had money on Mercari).
Screencap of transaction for the fancy Stanley cup showing I paid a whole whopping $0.12!
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