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Hestiah

@hestiah.wtf
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She/They. Animal parent. Social worker who doesn't wanna. Craft supply hoarder. So mfing ADHD. Fountain pen & ink dragon. Collector of shiny things.

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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 10h
Wtf is this bullshit??!! Also I know I’m an old person waving my cane at the clouds.
Screencap pf the Weather app showing the weather for the next 8 days and for today. There are four days at 98F which is the only thing that really matters.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 19h
Oh hey, look at that. Client and daughter busted about committing a fraud. Doesn’t live in the county I work in and moved back in July. Huh. Interesting. But also busted.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/09/2026
I do love when people give me proof that they’re tattling on themselves over something. Why are you getting benefits in one county. But have an address in another?? Where do you actually live??
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll one-up this: don't use Google docs. They're feeding it directly to Gemini.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/09/2026
At least Amazon refunded the money spent on that candy. I’ll leave a negative review cause witaf. But also I can’t return it even though I never opened it. I just wanted some stupid fruit slice candy! 😭
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/09/2026
Any time I see Chadwick Boseman in random shows, it makes me so sad.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 28/09/2026
I ordered some fruit slice candy from Amazon. I have a feeling this is entirely TOO much moisture in this container and I’m terrified to open it or eat anything in the bag. It’s effing sugar. How the hell is this okay??!!
Photo of the window in the bag of fruit slice candies but they’re not individually wrapped. Instead it looks like a bunch of candy on the other side of a window where it’s been raining outside (or inside the bag, as it were).
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 26/09/2026
I see the AHs have all started scalping the Sunkist Fruit Gems. Of course they have.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 25/09/2026
2 weeks off yoga and I have been beaten this whole week. I am sore sitting here. I also had some muscle spasms trying to do a stretch that I know better than to do, so my sides (upper ribs to back shoulder) feel like I got knuckle punched. I’m also did it on the other side. To balance it out.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 24/09/2026
I really didn’t mind having a president who used words like “malarkey,” and who would go weeks (sometimes entire months!) at a time without making me worry he’d do something incredibly stupid and/or evil.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 24/09/2026
I keep getting RIP pet posts on reddit and then spend an hour crying about strangers who lost their pets.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 23/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 7/10 Second chance: 6/10 Fake dating: 2/10 Friends to lovers: 5/10 Age gap: 6/10 Found family: 10/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 7/10 Pregnancy: 0/10 Slow burn: 10/10 Love triangle: 3/10
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/09/2026
Now to write the great American novel via typewriter, amirite?? (Loljkno)
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/09/2026
Quite some time ago I learned that you could get a manual typewriter that had cursive/italic font. Then I went on the hunt because of course! It arrived while I was away and I unboxed today. I did have to treat the ribbon to use it for now while a replacement comes, but oh boy this is fun!
Sample of typewriter typing with a super light top 2 lines that says “Iknow this needs a new ribbon but I still wanted to try it out.” It’s so faint even jamming the keys didn’t make all the letters show up.

The next bit is visible and readable and says, “Texting the cursive typewriter ribbon now that I was able to get it reactivated a little but. Ohhh… this is going to be fun and noisy!”
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/09/2026
I am never, ever going to talk to your AI assistant on your phone. Literally never. So I guess we’re just going to play voicemail tag over and over.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 22/09/2026
Backnin the office and I am already annoyed with everything under the sun.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 19/09/2026
My bff introduced me to Bee and Puppycat and that is some of the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen. I need to sit down and finish it.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 18/09/2026
We took advantage of having this work day available to do some running around and went to one of the bigger malls. And we got one of those viral mango ice cream things. It was really good. We shared this one though I really wanted to try them all.
Photo of a Propitious Mango Ice Cream box with the mango shaped ice cream.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 18/09/2026
I ordered some ink from Japan back in August. Then the package was declared missing and I was given a refund. And I’m pretty sure the seller got a refund from FedEx who apparently lost said package. The ink arrived today. Battered and beaten, but here. /sigh. I already ordered a replacement :/
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 18/09/2026
Finally landed. In an uber with a lady driver. And of course, OF COURSE, we hit traffic some 4 miles from home. Like “stopped on the freeway” traffic. It’s the icing on my crappy travel day cake.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/09/2026
The best $130 I spent this week has to be the upgraded seat to the front row of the economy section so I have NO ONE in front of me. Usually for tall folks, I know. But I paid fair and square.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/09/2026
I swear if they change my gate one more time I’m going to scream and become one of those people there are videos about.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/09/2026
First flight was delayed 2.5 hours. 2nd flight my gate has changed 3 times. AND it’s delayed over an hour so far. There are almost no seats so I’m on the floor after walking 2.5 miles in this airport alone. I seriously am so frustrated.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/09/2026
They changed my gate to one even further away. This airport sucks. It’s been nothing but problems all day :(
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 17/09/2026
Airports reinforce all the many MANY reasons why I don’t want children. I know it’s often beyond everyone’s control, especially the parents, but the sound of a baby crying makes me want to jump off a 20-story building.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/09/2026
We’re going to an Irish pub to celebrate all the Irish artists who told Ed Sheeran go to fuck himself. Though they were more polite about it.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/09/2026
Cowardice is not an opinion you should hold close to your heart, but if you do, expect everyone to be paying attention. As the person /with/ the money, you make the rules you follow. By not doing so, he showed everyone who he really was.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 15/09/2026
I got a lot of snugs from this lady (bff’s dad’s dog). Also I’m on a boat.
Photo of my with my arm around a large golden retriever and she has her face turned up so you only see her chin. There’s a lake in the background. I’m on a boat.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 14/09/2026
I’m missing so much being around the bestie. I’ll have to get the low-down when I get home.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 13/09/2026
I haven’t had a cat in my lap in a long time. This is fun.
Photo of my bff’s cat curled up in my lappy lap.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 11/09/2026
Related: What in the hell compels people to watch videos at full volume in public spaces?? No, really. Are we just not doing headphones or earbuds or airpods anymore?!?
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 11/09/2026
Up at 5-something this morning to wait too long for an Uber to arrive to get to the airport. Then I had a man-spreader next to me that kept dozing off dangerously close to my shoulder. I get sleeping, but dude, first, your neck. And second, I’m a stranger. Gerroff!
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 10/09/2026
Some people takes things WAY too seriously. This volunteer thing is not a job project & I’d really appreciate if it wasn’t treated like a major project. Stop sending me meeting invites, I’m not going. Stop sending me emails where you’ve said the same shit in the last 3 emails. Just call tf down.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 10/09/2026
I wonder if I should have another ham sandwich… I’m kidding. I’ll have to use different bread.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 09/09/2026
You know what you should do before having a second ham sandwich?? Read the nutritional value of the keto bread you used for said sandwiches. Each slice has 10g of fiber. I had 4. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 09/09/2026
Tonight for dinner I had a simple ham sandwich with “dumb country” cheese and lettuce. And it was so yum! I guess I just wanted a ham sandwich.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 05/09/2026
Yoga straight whooped my ass yesterday. Every ab muscle is sore, my legs hurt like hell, and my back is like “wtf are you doing rn??!” I mean, yes, great workout but holy hell that’s a lot of soreness.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
After reading “Everything was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt” I wanted to read more books from Death’s pov. I now have “The Book Thief”, “Death with Interruptions”, “Death” (it’s an autobiography… the description is hilarious!), and “A Dirty Job” either borrowed or on hold. I also have 5 Pratchett
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
Today was the first time in a LONG time I participated in a proper auction on ebay. I set myself a max limit of what I’d be willing to spend on the item and at about 5mins til, I put that in. Someone was real mad and got me to within $4 of that max.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
There’s a hot-desk space I share a wall with. Literally never got used until I got assigned my space. One of the regulars has the most grating voice ever. She sounds like she’s talking to an infant all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. She’s speaking to adults on the phone but in baby voice. 🤢🤮
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
This is funny. Not in a “haha” way.
A screencap of some tracking of my stuck package. It says “estimated date of arrival at post office 30 August 2026” while also showing it’s still in Memphis for 9/1, 9/2, and 9/3.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 04/09/2026
Also Mapquest taking top spot for downloads is even better. Eff that stupid lake renaming bs.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 03/09/2026
Okay Mapquest for GPS directions is super cute. The little unicorn being me is perfection.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 02/09/2026
I’m over here salivating over my chipotle like pavlov’s experiment so I guess chipotle was what I wanted to eat.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 02/09/2026
I appreciate my package has been stuck in Memphis, TN since 8/23 and there’s been no movement at all. This is something I ordered 8/7 and the person in Japan didn’t even ship until 8/21. Now I’m trying to file a claim with FexEx and I’m getting page run around.
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anyway buy my indie game so I can ignore the assholes who think games can be made with AI and random teams just thrown together. If enough people buy it, I'll even hire an artist! Hell, maybe we'll get real wild and get a producer! store.steampowered.com/app/3256780/...
store.steampowered.com
Ghost Hunter Simulator on Steam
Build your own Ghost Hunting social media empire in Ghost Hunter Simulator - the only game that lets you decide if ghosts are real or not! A cozy game about exploring *allegedly* haunted locations and...
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 02/09/2026
I am hungry for something but I don’t know what. Which means I might just eat popcorn for dinner.
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Hestiah @hestiah.wtf · 30/08/2026
I’ve been working on a silly project of re-swatching my fountain pen inks. This has helped me throw out spoiled inks/samples and decide what I want to keep or get rid of. It also has made it abundantly clear that I have an “ink type”. Purple/pink/blue chromashader. Hahaha!
Photo showing 5 swatch business-size cards with ink and handwriting on them. The top is a pink with purple shading, there are two that are pink with bluey-purple shading, a blue with purple shading, and a purple with blue shading.

Left side top-to-bottom: Sailor Sanrio Kuromi Butterfly Garden
Sailor Sanrio Kuromi Flower Teatime
Sailor Manyo Nekoyanagi
Right side top-to-bottom: Troublemaker Foxglove
Havhimonjiya Juhyo Amethyst
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