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Hesse Phillips

@hessephillips.com
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🏳️‍🌈 Historical fiction | Queer history | Theatre history | Early modernist | USian in Spain. 💯 Human-made art or it isn't art. Debut novel LIGHTBORNE (LA TRAICIÓN DE CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE) Rep: Brianlangan.bsky.social. More at hessephillips.com

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think one of the undercurrents of our fractured political reality is that basically everyone has come to realize that the people who rule the world do not possess any particularly impressive level of intelligence or capability
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 13h
This thread is *everything* to me right now, thank you
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 17h
Exactly. Personal taste is on the chopping block here. This guy has never in his life had a playlist that was like 4 hours of screamcore interspersed with Tori Amos, the Lost Highway soundtrack and one random track of Portugese devotional music, and that's just SAD
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 18h
Music streaming is indeed a problem in my humble opinion, but the solution is record stores, affordable live music events and music education, not some bot that makes doop-doop noises over a bass-line stolen from The Strokes till your eardrums submit to it
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 18h
The saddest, emptiest, most miserable wretches ever to crawl the face of the earth are now trying to convince us that music is a "problem" that must be "solved."
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 18h
Ojalá la trayectoria esta cambiando, ojalá por Dios. Estoy harta de vivir sin esperanza de nada más que quienes me disparen tengan buena puntería.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
Cis men authors please be normal about this; we're fucking exhausted
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
I promise I'll stop subposting after this, but uh, dudes*: can you, like, NOT use the Cornell story to promote your book featuring "strong female characters?" In fact could you not use that story to promote your goddamn book at all please? *"Dudes" in the strongly gendered sense.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
You don't have to like books that give you complicated feelings but the book is not necessarily malicious, antisocial or written in bad faith just because it made you feel bad. It just wasn't for you, and that too is OKAY.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
I just love the implication that Professor Cline must have at some point gotten fed up with academia and started a new chapter in life as a haunted house operator. Living the dream, really.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
Actually I do know who needs to hear this bc I'm subposting, but this message is for the general public.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
Hey I don't know who needs to hear this but not all books are meant to make you feel warm and safe and secure in your convictions, some books are meant to scare you and then make you angry and leave you unsettled, and THAT IS AN OKAY THING FOR A BOOK TO DO.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
The problem with the original film came down to makeup, really. Bc if Dr. Frank-N-Furter had popped out of a sewer promising to make me float, I would have been like hell yes
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
(I say to myself confidently, as I lift up the sewer grate to follow Garbage Kitty to my doom)
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
Children who are not afraid of clowns lack survival instincts. Something's gonna get them sooner or later.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 29/09/2026
IT never resonated with me because even as a child I would not have followed a clown into the sewer. This guy, on the other hand....
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 27/09/2026
I'm relatively tolerant of grammatical/ spelling errors, but when people confuse "breath" and "breathe" it makes my eye twitch
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 27/09/2026
Una selección de mis señales favoritas de este tarde en Madrid:
El reverso de una señal de cartón con algunas pegatinas, una con la cara de Ayuso con ojos dibujados como si fuera bizco Una bandera enorme en el suelo en la Puerta del Sol pintada como un señal de calle en azulejos. Dice, si tocáis lo publico, tomaremos las callesUna señal en una valla en la Puerta del Sol, con un dibujo de Carapolla. Dice, Almeida dimisión Una bandera grande colgada en la Puerta del Sol, pintada con un cuadro famoso de Goya al fondo y el texto, Universidad publica
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 25/09/2026
Nor'easter says Free Palestine
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 25/09/2026
This story is harrowing, still infuriating, and completely relevant to my next book, so of course I have to share it. History is likely strewn with the bodies of women murdered by men for whom their pregnancies were "inconvenient."
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 25/09/2026
Goodbye forever to everything enjoyable, interesting, or even remotely boundary-pushing in US media I guess. Hayes Code II but this time make it permanent.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 25/09/2026
This is not a brag, this is me, gossip-hound, likely to click on anything that promises juicy drama, saying even I had enough fucking sense not to touch that shit.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 25/09/2026
I did not read that stupid fucking article bc unlike apparently a lot of people I took one look at the headline and was like
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Tom Hardy in Mad Max: That's Bait
Alt: Tom Hardy in Mad Max shakes his head, points at something off camera and says uh-uh, that's bait.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think this is a specific threat to a person or group of people Aaron From Trust and Safety I just think you don't like trans women
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
It is a lot to live up to...
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
Not me saying, "Lancelot, NO" out loud halfway through the second post 😨
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
Absolutely SAVAGE
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
It's true, the whole thing is just so evocative of that era
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
Also I want more fashion shows with models that do awesome flips. I might even watch them
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
What's truly amazing about this clip (and this suit) is that upon first glance I genuinely thought it was a scene from a film circa 1940s or 50s, for no reason other than the fact that suits do not move like this anymore.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
You know that thing that happens when someone is actively freezing to death, and they fall into a delirium that convinces them they are really hot and should take all their clothes off? That's where we are as a species. Doomed, delirious, and running naked across the frozen tundra.
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 24/09/2026
Seriously, this is like saying, "Twenty minutes after losing his leg in a random shark attack, Al Gore still thinks someone ought to get him a tourniquet." "After a full 24 hours of experiencing appendicitis symptoms, Al Gore still thinks maybe we should operate."
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Okay I'm going to bed
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like a cross between Patrick Bateman and the Moon Guy from that old Burger King commercial
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like he listens to hip-hop in his car alone at night just so he can say the N-word a bunch of times
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like a "pencil-dick" - not that he has one, but that he is one, as in, a man-sized penis that extrudes graphite
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like if Frank Booth got a job at the bank
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like he brings roofies to an orgy
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Your lips to God's ears.... 🤞
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like if the tie-rack at Ralph Lauren was a person
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like he hands out dog treats at Halloween if he thinks the kids' costumes look "tacky"
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like an anthropomorphic eviction notice in a PSA from the 1980s
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
I dunno, I'm just entertaining myself over here
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like he just cut off a child's ponytail with scissors, did a slow turn to the camera, and laughed maniacally
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like that guy who will call the cops on a kid's birthday party for being too "rambunctious"
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like he throws stuff in his pool and then makes his maid fish it out for fun
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like a Republican
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like that one testicle that's slightly longer than the other one
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom looks like a gender reveal party where the gender was "smarmy-ass shitbag"
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