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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walked into my local hardware store and they were playing German pop star Sandra's 1985 hit "In the Heat of the Night". In America, in 2026. At least I know Ace Hardware has good taste.
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Sandra - In The Heat Of The Night (official video reworked)
YouTube video by Oxygene 80
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who knew a Star Wars racing game would be GOTY material
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This question occurred to me as I was about to fall asleep last night: how did Palpatine know Padme had died?
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Devastating news for HotWitches lovers in Ohio. Not sure how you come back from this one
A newspaper correction blurb, noting that Hotwiches are not available in Ohio, despite a recent ad for them
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And now 2026 has taken Dennis Haskins from us??
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Richard Belding: I'm In A No Mood
ALT: Richard Belding: I'm In A No Mood
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®
The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My September music check-in includes bunnies, Edna Mode, and goth Britney Spears cover
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September Music Check-In
Some bunnies, an Edna Mode lookalike, and a goth cover of a Britney classic
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one who watches things in German could be a bad man, so why not take a look at some German speaking Simpsons? Includes German Ned, Moe, Barney, Wiggum, Lenny *and* Karl. Mach schnell before the Youtube Polizei take it away!
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Youtube struck it down, so let's try again. Here's over an hour of German TV from circa 2004 from an old VHS tape I made. There's the intro to Top Gun! Bert and Ernie! A full episode of the Simpsons! WCW! and Laibach! - all AUF DEUTSCH as you've never heard it before! youtu.be/41zMjnxaUww
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Austrian TV from 2004
YouTube video by Herr Zrbo
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I came across something amazing. I hope to be able to share it soon.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmmm, Xbox is telling me I don't own a game that I know I do. I tried logging out/in and power cycling as recommended but no luck. Guess playing RE4 is out of the question.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finished Citizen Sleeper 2. I loved it just as much as the first one. It's amazing how simple text, some static character art, atmospheric music, and some background art can create a game that IMO was much more enthralling than most AAA releases. In comparison GOW Ragnorak put me to sleep.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hopefully she's learned her lesson! (and of course she's a corrupt piece of shit)
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw an ad for AI which went something like: "With rising costs Jeff needed to reduce his overhead, so he turned to Gemini" and I'm thinking, "maybe those rising costs are *because* of Gemini/AI?
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I heard they're bringing Destiny back! My 4X strategy game desires can finally be fulfilled! (I actually had this back in the day)
It's that Destiny game everyone's talking about!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Source: Trump’s revised plans for triumphal arch include a moat filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How the fuck is Geoff Keighley gonna come out with a big smile at the game awards this year and say hooray for gaming?
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Plugged in my PS4 for the first time in a while. Downloaded latest update but when I go to accept the EULA I get a timeout error. How do I proceed?
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw my first ad of the year for Xmas. It's way too early for this Amazon.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's sticky note: REDACT NAPOLEON
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GTA6 The Album! GTA6 The Action Figure! GTA6 The Breakfast Cereal! GTA6 The Happy Meal! GTA6 Presents The NFL Monday Night Football Halftime Show! GTA6 The Novelization! GTA6 The All New 2027 Cadillac Escalade! GTA6 The Netflix Adaptation (feat. Millie Bobby Brown)! GTA6 The Appeal for Money!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TIL that Bush already knew a plane had hit one of the towers before he sat down to read My Pet Goat. The guy whispering in his ear told him about the second plane.
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George Bush Classroom Visit
ALT: George Bush Classroom Visit
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What does that second word say? "Inlienron"? This is taken from Kojima and Asha Sharma
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amazon says that the switch game i ordered isn't expected to ship for a month(!) Guess I should find something else to play while I wait.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We Can’t Remember if Steve Buscemi Saved People on 9/11, Died During 9/11, or Committed 9/11 but Here’s a Photo of Steve Buscemi and 9/11 thehardtimes.net/uncategorize...
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We Can’t Remember if Steve Buscemi Saved People on 9/11, Died During 9/11, or Committed 9/11 but Here’s a Photo of Steve Buscemi and 9/11
For most Americans reflecting on the 25th anniversary of 9/11, thoughts turn to the victims of the terrorist attacks and what we’ve... Continue this tale
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's me still playing Diablo 3
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's sticky note: REDACT FOUST
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Allstate can get fucked. Bought insurance on a controller that I now has stick drift. After talking to multiple reps and going through pages of forms their solution is for me to get it fixed locally and send them the bill. Just send me a new controller! WTF am I paying you for!
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo: Pikmin 4 Deluxe! Me: Yay finally! Nintendo: But it's just Dandori challenges Me:
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King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
ALT: King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bought an Xbox controller two years ago this Thursday and got insurance for two years (because they always break). Sticks just started experiencing drift. Allstate tells you filing a claim is easy but it's been a total pain. Just trying to get through to an actual human requires a Herculean effort.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The attempted sanewashing of his truth social AI spree is just as insane as he is. "He suggests renaming New Mexico" like this is normal "He offered no evidence for" (complete insanity) "He offered unverified claims that he's" Hulk Hogan/meeting George Washington/leading an army of robots
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't think I've ever actually seen Koji Kondo before
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thought the Direct was tomorrow. No wonder the eshop is down, lol.
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The President of the United States today:
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Working my way through earning Star Clubs for each character in Mario Golf Super Rush. Got Waluigi's in fewest number of holes played so far (previous was Wario in 64 holes), and got my third ever hole in one. Waluigi for the win!
Waluigi stats in Mario Golf Super Rush
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Zelda Pikmin mashup
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For Bandcamp Friday I picked up this great goth mashup of Britney's debut and Depeche Mode's biggest hit. It's good!
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"...Baby Enjoy The Silence One More Time" (Britney Spears X Depeche Mode Cover/Mashup)
YouTube video by Dead On A Sunday
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I keep finding out about celebrity deaths through humor sites. The Onion just informed me that Gloria Steinem died. Thanks Onion.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finished Another Crab's Treasure. I don't think I'd recommend it, unless you're really craving a Soulslike. Switch 2 version is janky, frame rate all over the place and bad collision detection. Tone was all over the place too. Sometimes Pixar friendly, but then lots of "oh shuck!" and "cod damn it"
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wild seeing MGS4 on the eshop
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
Matriarch Benezia
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, The Children Are Wrong.
ALT: Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, The Children Are Wrong.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They screwed up the subscriptions in the YouTube app. Now I can't see new videos in reverse chronological order, only "recommended". There's a video posted 2 hours ago that won't show up, but something from two weeks ago is at the top. Do better YouTube.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
More people playing Milon's Secret Castle than Marathon
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump's inability to distinguish between reality and AI slop raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My August music check-in. I've had one album on repeat all month. Send help.
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August Music Check-In
Please send help! I’m stuck on one artist I can’t escape from
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's the guess on how big GTA6 will be GB wise? More than 200GB? 300? It's going to take up an entire Series S, lol.
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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seeing the amazing Light Asylum again tonight. One of the few (possibly only?) female black artists in the goth/industrial scene. The last time I saw her she brought the house down. She has a killer voice, esp in the back half of this track.
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Light Asylum Dark Allies OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Gravewave
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