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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Donald Trump has outgrown his diapers and now wears a personal septic tank.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This stance is very well known in Kung Fu. It's called "Crouching Moron, Hidden Diaper."

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What about the millions of us who couldn't afford healthcare before Obamacare? Who's to blame for that? ClintonCare? And before that. CarterCare? How pathetic are Republicans and billionaires willing to get before taking responsibility? How far back will they spread the blame? JesusCare?

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ted's warning: If Dems win they will stop Trump's war, lower Trump's gas prices, lower Trump's food prices, put a muzzle on Trump's ICE, stop Trump's ballroom, stop Trump from looting America, and stop Trump from protecting the Epstein Class. Hmm, I think I can live with that.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump said Nevada has 250,000 noncitizens voting. So DHS went through the list of voters. Guess how many they found. 250,000? No. 2000? Nope. 200? Wrong. They found ZERO noncitizens. Epstein is not a hoax. Affordability is not a hoax. Illegals voting is a big fat orange hoax.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

1) You didn't change a thing. That's exactly the deal we already had with Greenland and Denmark. 2) Stop fucking around with Greenland and do your job. And no, doing ballrooms and Natalie Harp ain't your job.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Because under Obama, ICE was doing its job. No masks. No beating up women. Not killing citizens. ICE was Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Under Trump, ICE has nothing to do with immigration. The reason we oppose this ICE is because it's Trump's personal Nazi army. And people really hate Nazis.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Economy, jobs, crowds, GDP, approval rating... Donald has a shrinkage problem.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There was a time when we didn't discuss the Kennedy Center, the ballroom, the arch, the pool, the helipad, the Lake America, the Gulf of America, his face in a passport, and the endless effin memes. We used to have real presidents who dealt with real issues. Not a senile child flinging poop.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah, a normal family. If you ignore the charity they robbed, the taxes they cheated on, the bribes they took, the billions they made from daddy's contracts, this entire trip paid for by taxpayers, Natalie Harp as the new mommy, and daddy in the Epstein files more than Epstein.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That's odd. Usually a business goes bankrupt AFTER Trump adds his name to it.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

One day, that's all I want. One day without a white Republican being arrested for child sex abuse. Imagine what a great country we'd have if instead of deporting Mexican grandmas, we'd deport American pedophiles.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

After Harvard defeated Trump in court, MAGA announced that even though they don't know what Harvard is, they will be boycotting it and will never eat or shop there again.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

When someone says, "I want to pass a law that guarantees I win forever but to make it sound legit to the halfwits who voted for me I will call it the Save America Act so the peasants think they're saving America." Believe them.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Gunther: cAn wE aDD TrUmp to mOUnT rUshMorE? Grok: No, you fucking idiot.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Wow. Look at how many people came to Trump's State Fair. Everyone loves Trump- no wait, sorry, this is Obama's inauguration. These people despise Trump. My bad.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trump's State Fair is now the safest place on Earth. There are 65 guards for every person.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

So one day in 2015, a MAGA person was sitting there on his porch couch, playing the banjo, spitting out his last tooth, and suddenly it hit him, "You know who could relate to me? This guy!"

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

When he's no longer president, when all their crimes have been exposed, when we calculate the unthinkable damage, suffering and death they've caused and the treasure they've looted... We will need to build a new prison wing just for them. And Donald Trump will finally get his name on a building.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The White House has released a statement: "No one left Trump's rally. This is a video of people going to take a break because the excitement and joy was too much."

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is what he's posting. The President of the United States, the leader of the free world, the commander of the strongest military on Earth, is in bed, sobbing, hugging his emotional support hamburger, and screaming to his Biden action figure, "I beat youuuu!"

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, bought his wife from him, and deserves the Nobel Prize in pussy-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-Americans.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The list of Nobel Peace Prize requirements: 1. Don't start a war. 2. Don't brag you will destroy a civilization. 3. Don't violently force others to give you their prize.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

No. This is a serial cheater who had three wives and a dozen failed businesses, until he found the ultimate grift - being the president. He made more money from his presidency than he ever did in his miserable life.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

We're at war, Trump made $3 billion in crypto, our rights are gone, the constitution is being shredded, and it just cost you $100 to fill up your car and $600 for groceries. Maybe you should've cared about the 34 felony counts. #ProudBlue

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his own daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, and claimed he deserved the Nobel Prize in vagina-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-America.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

ICE is now fighting: -Cops -Honest FBI agents -Pregnant women -Grandmas -Five-year-old children -Protesters -Picture takers -Doctors -Nurses -Veterans -Americans The only thing ICE is not doing is Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Take the losers who failed police academy, high school, and at life, choose the fattest and most violent among them, pick out the biggest racists & preferably ones with domestic violence charges, train them for 3 days and say, "Do whatever the F you want, we'll pardon you." That's ICE. #ProudBlue

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

The head of the pentagon doesn't know how to use a group chat even when he's sober, our Commander-in-Chief is either sleeping or fighting Seth Meyers, and a grocery clerk is fighting terrorism when he's not at a keg party. If our enemies attack us now, we're in very big trouble. #ProudBlue