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Herne

@herne.bsky.social
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Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.

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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 9h
"We're just gonna ignore those pesky laws…"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 9h
Probably same way Doug Ford won in Ontario… nobody showed up to vote?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 10h
Maybe employers should pay a living wage? Nah!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 11h
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 14h
Today I sent off two more books (of 12) for final review and I archived one more book… Five of 12 are now archived. Four of 12 awaiting final approval. Three of 12 get one more pass.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 15h
Quebec is in the same boat as Alberta, First Nations treaties own most of the land…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 15h
The "people team" … who care nothing about "people"?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was the guy high when he tried it? Cuz duh.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The FBI has not standing under Patel…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"What a shame."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spoiler: ICE was never about "law enforcement" or "dangerous people in the country illegally"…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Lobbying," or "bribery" as us normal folks call it…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Opinion: Fewer people are tipping because more places are pushing tipping for (a) no reason, or (b) higher percentages. (a) A merchandise store cashier should not expect to be tipped. (b) Restaurant tipping minimums went from 10% to 20% without a thought. How about we just pay people better?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I put my contact lens in off-centre this morning and had to pull it out quick, so now my eye is irritated and it doesn't want to wear a contact lens today… Makes it a bit hard to work. hashtag KerataconisLife
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm amused with those who describe Alberta Separatists as "patriots"… Bro… do you even know… nevermind. Also, if you're a Canadian who'd rather be an American, then you can emigrate. Nobody is stopping you.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daytime temps around 14 or 15 these days… Might have to start thinking about putting the heat on! hashtag WinterIsComing
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Toe fluff!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Checks out!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Working on my friend's kid book today… This will be her… 12th(?) book in English. Some of her earlier works have been translated to Turkish, French, and German.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woo! I sold a spoon on eBay! Yes. A spoon. I mean, it has the Queen Mother on it, but… it's still a spoon I bought for $1…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'll be here in the woods… and charging you $1200 to change a faucet washer because AI doesn't do plumbing repairs."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"This photo seems like a threat." See also; 86/47
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Fell out a window…"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The US underestimates just how many crazy rednecks with guns that Canada actually has…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donny keeps promising people money knowing that he'll never pay out…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Cornell president says university 'must do better' but won't actually do anything to make it better because it might cost them donations from wealthy benefactors."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When are people going to start realizing that there are "right answers" and "answers that someone paid to put in front of you under the guise of truth"? The truth is malleable. Donny is already using that. AI is using that. We need to go back to teaching people how to think.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how I would run a used bookstore… Also cats.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Training? Ain't nobody got time for that!"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could we just go back to pulling the fire alarm "for laughs"?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Who watches the watch woman?!"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just got a CPC ad on Instagram… I marked it as "inappropriate."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ped*phile sad about r*pists"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Wonder Woman has entered the room*
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was emailing my clients again, but then I remembered that they close up shop at 1pm on Fridays… Must be nice.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ped*phile worries that r*pists won't get fair shake…"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ack!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed just sent me a job advert for "Private Investigator (part-time)" in Nanaimo… I wonder if I should forward it to @skyladawn.ca ?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CBC News: eBike vendors telling customers how to override speed limiters to allow eBikes to go as fast as 150 km/h Randos in comments: Woohoo! Sign me up! These are the people that will be getting scraped off the side of a bus in the near future, and others will blame the eBike. Darwinism.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Two abouts is fair play."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try it with cake!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone needs to yell, "You're full of shit!"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YURI THE UNDE*D CAT
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jersey saw Luna sneezing and figured it would mean extra treats!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've said it before, but Publishers who fail to register copyright should be in breach of contract.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donny will do everything he can to cheat and deny the results. It has to be big enough that he can't dispute it.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Couldn't be helped!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We are running concentration camps…"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How about, "No."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about ugly shoes… Are they gonna ban ugly shoes?
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