Herne @herne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People are positing their "origin" video game… this is mine. 000 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I dunno what's in their food, but they should probably stop the mutations… 231 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Q: Why did the melons have a big wedding? A: Because they cantaloupe. hashtag DadJokes 000 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My weird plant is flowering again. And not just a normal flower, a "throw this out at a weird angle" flower. This is the second time in three years. It never flowered when my SIL had it. I call it "Spike" or "Ouch!". 110 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I got this for $1 at the library sale today, but I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!! 000 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Then they said that my drawings of tablets and cell phones don't look "realistic" enough and send me a photo of a cell phone that's basically just a black rounded rectangle with a grey dot representing the camera, and a grey box representing the screen. Everything is just rounded rectangles now. 100 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026A cute little hardcover has appeared! THE FINAL CHRONICLE OF YENEH by @jomiles.bsky.social It includes a spiffy bookmark from @hornedlarkpress.com and stickers!! 020 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They may sh*t in the woods, but here in Canada the bears have to pick up their mail at the community mail box just like everyone else… 033 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Apparently I pre-ordered a book, presumably from Horned Lark Press, and the author sent me a thank you postcard. So thanks Past Me for pre-ordering gifts for me! THE FINAL CHRONICLE OF YENEH by Jo Miles (@jomiles.bsky.social), from Horned Lark Press, and currently on sale for just $19.99! 040 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Today's random consignment store purchase is a cast resin dragon turtle which the Internet tells me is a Feng Shui piece that's supposed to promote courage and success. Huh. hashtag SupportLocalBusiness 010 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 01/06/2026With all the crazy schit going on in the world today, I sometimes forget that I live a literal stone's throw from the Pacific Ocean… Have a pic from yesterday when I walked almost 10km to my bro's house to cut the grass. Between walking there, walking back, and cutting the grass, over 12000 steps… 000 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I bought this alabaster cat at the charity store and now I'm wondering if it came with a ghost cat… — A Herne Story. 040 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Sorry, I couldn't wait! A DARK AND DISTANT HOME by Skyla Dawn Cameron. WAVERLY JONES BOOK 5! Muhahaha. hashtag GottaCatchThemAll 030 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Printer Jokes… (Although "shade" is probably more accurate) "Throwin shade!" 000 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Don't @ me, they were on sale! Plus there's only like 10 cookies in a pack! 120 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Now you understand why Donny has had so many bankruptcies and TWO failed casinos. 111 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 17/04/2026So I bought a copy of this the other day at the local consignment shop. Just for giggles. I used to watch this guy on TV all the time when I was a kid. He was one of my favourite shows! Kids, ask your parents. 120 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Kevin Hearne's THE GREAT BIG BEAR is in da house! With stickers and a signed bookmark! Yeeeeeeaaaah! From Horned Lark Press and Kevin Hearne. 010 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 05/03/2026ICE OUT … A free novelet by Canadian Author Charles de Lint. "Ice came to Newford. Big mistake." PDF and ePub available on Charles' website. www.charlesdelint.com/IceOut.html 010 0
Herne @herne.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Dont @ me! It has a THOUSAND uses!! I AM AN ADULT! hashtag LateBirthdayPresentToMe 020 0