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Creators of the Eudoramail app for Windows: hermes.cx. Also make a PHP tool for automating BlueSky and a library for people writing text editors. One of us (our social media manager) makes BeamNG mods too. We proudly support Ukraine.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 16/09/2025
Big as muh dick
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
17/ "When the war is over, the SVOshniks will return en masse, and that will be scary for the industry. Half of them will have weapons, they are used to getting [a monthly salary of] 200,000 [rubles] — who among them will go back to the factory now?
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 01/09/2025
For the avoidance of doubt, Veronica is a professional whore.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 01/09/2025
Good. No sympathy for the common Russian блядь (whore).
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/08/2025
He can rally evil people behind him, and evil people outnumber the good.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 10/08/2025
Somewhere in Russia, a village is missing an idiot, and that idiot is named Dmitry.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 09/08/2025
Those tend to be like 2m long, to let the bird fly but not too much.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 07/08/2025
Nevermore!
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 07/08/2025
You're always free to DM us any tips.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 06/08/2025
Yes, our managing director speaks both Ukrainian and Italian, and we also employ a social media girl who is Eastern Slovak/Ukrainian.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 05/08/2025
We welcome your engagement in the Ukrainian information space.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/07/2025
Dimon's been a naughty boy! Russia is the world's bitch and he should remember that you don't paint a turd brown!
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/07/2025
Pour ceux qui aiment le fan-fiction en français, l'un de nous essaya avec Harry Potter (le traduction seul). Nous espèrons que vous en vont jouir. archiveofourown.org/works/680034...
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Fulgurances astrales - honeywhite - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 18/07/2025
We love to drink with Dima, 'cause Dima is our mate, and when it comes to drinking, he gets it down in eight! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! CUL SEC!
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 16/07/2025
Trump is selfish at root and we actively caution against believing that his change of heart will 'stick'. His *motivations* haven't changed. What's changed is he wants *money* and is willing to sell weapons to get money.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 16/07/2025
It is not Trump we believe; it is Zelensky (and even him, not completely). Rhetorical is one thing (that's what the talk of 'sanctions' is about—blowing smoke up pro-Ukrainian voters' arses while doing nothing), *military* is another. There's only one way to spin 'hit Moscow'.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 15/07/2025
When a man asks you to "hit Moscow and maybe St Petersburg", you don't question his motivation. You nod, grin, salute, and say "fuck yes, now give me the ammo". Alibis and excuses don't hit military targets. JASSMs and ATACMSes (along with the odd Tomahawk or two) hit military targets.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 15/07/2025
If Trump dies and Vance becomes President, we're fucked. Not fine—fucked.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 15/07/2025
There was a conversation in which Trump outright asked Zelensky to "hit Moscow and maybe St Petersburg, make them feel the pain" and Zelensky gladly agreed to this "but we do need to have the weapons". This is not escalation management or lies.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Weapons are weapons. No matter whence they come.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
While no immediate political consequences are anticipated, it is important to acknowledge the mounting sense of disillusionment with the protracted and increasingly costly nature of the war—and with the wider domestic consequences it continues to generate.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
It is not a question of whether such a deal was ever genuinely possible (in my view, it was not), but rather a matter of prevailing sentiment—a belief that there was a moment of opportunity, ultimately squandered due to Putin’s obstinacy and irrationality.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
All this may appear predictable and unremarkable. What is noteworthy, however, is the growing number of individuals within the Russian elite who believe that Putin has missed an opportunity to reach an agreement with Trump.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
giving way to a more pragmatic approach that includes applying pressure on Ukraine to make concessions. Simultaneously, Putin remains prepared for any form of escalation, including nuclear, should Western military assistance threaten to undermine Russia’s strategic advantage.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
align with his position simultaneously—paradoxical as that may seem. He will continue to keep the door open for Trump to return to a path of “normalisation”, regardless of the current deterioration in relations. He will persist in the hope that Trump’s present hostility will subside,...
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
of the current shift, viewing it as transient. The third school, represented by figures such as Margarita Simonyan, adopts a more hawkish stance. It openly warns that this trajectory may lead to nuclear conflict. Concerning Putin, all three perspectives...
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Once it becomes evident that such pressure is ineffective—expected to be soon—Trump is likely to revert to a diplomatic course, including exerting pressure on Ukraine to reach a compromise. This school of thought, prominent among Russian foreign policy analysts, downplays the significance...
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
According to this interpretation, Trump is not undergoing a “Bidenisation” of his policy, nor is Washington reverting to the doctrine of seeking Russia’s “strategic defeat”. Rather, it is viewed as a manoeuvre designed to increase pressure on Putin and test whether this approach yields results.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
The second school regards the current developments as a temporary, tactical, and ultimately reversible deviation in Trump’s behaviour—consistent with his typical conflict-management style, which involves pressuring adversaries to yield.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Kirill Dmitriev exemplifies this view. Despite the evident fact that Trump is increasingly exasperated with Putin’s conduct, Dmitriev continues to advocate for the usual rhetoric of mutually beneficial cooperation.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
alter Putin’s strategy of coercing Kyiv into capitulation by any available means. The first school argues that, regardless of current tensions, Trump remains a friend of Russia, and that efforts to persuade him of the necessity of normalisation between great powers should continue.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Among the anticipated developments are new sanctions, the seizure of frozen Russian assets, the delivery of weapons to Ukraine, and a possible agreement with European countries to fund these purchases. Despite their differences, all three schools agree that none of these developments will...
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Everyone is impatiently awaiting Donald Trump’s announcement of a “major statement” on Russia, expected within hours. In Russia, three main schools of thought can be observed regarding how to interpret the apparent shift in Trump’s policy. 🧶
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Trying to make everyone happy will result in everyone being miserable and the continuation of hostilities.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Despite Trump's recent tough talk, he still seems to believe that the war can be ended through a negotiated settlement. It can't. With all that has transpired there is no win-win deal to be had. One side must win and the other must lose.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
2.) Viciously enforce sanctions (especially against third parties doing business with Russia) with the intention of driving it into bankruptcy, thereby depriving it of the ability to wage war irrespective of its willingness to do so.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
The formula for defeating Putin is simple: 1.) Provide Ukraine with weapons of a quality and in a quantity that ensures it has a clear battlefield advantage; and...
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Excellent article. Heavily suggest google-translating it.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Re his Russia announcement on Monday (sanctions?), Trump said: “We’re gonna see what we will see tomorrow. I am very disappointed with President Putin. I thought he was somebody that meant what he said. And he'll talk so beautifully and then he'll bomb people at night. We don't like that."
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Trump on Ukraine aid: “I'm gonna have a meeting with the NATO SecGen, who's coming in tomorrow. But we basically are going to send them various pieces of very sophisticated military and they're gonna pay us 100% for them”
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Trump on Putin: “He talks nice and then he bombs everybody in the evening, but there's a little bit of a problem there. I don't like it.”
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/07/2025
Trump told reporters he would be sending Patriots to Ukraine but wouldn’t say how many “We're going to send them Patriots, which they desperately need… Because Putin really surprised a lot of people.”
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 13/07/2025
Look up the word "alcoholism" in the dictionary and this fucker's face appears underneath it as an example.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
The Commission’s security service expelled her, seized the recordings, and launched an internal investigation, with findings sent to Belgian authorities to determine if further espionage inquiries are needed. The interpreter was born to a Russian family.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
The European Commission revoked the accreditation of a Ukrainian language interpreter suspected of espionage after she was caught recording a closed EU leaders’ meeting with Zelensky on December 19, Le Monde reports. Czech interpreters noticed her taking notes, which is strictly prohibited.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
Not according to Zelensky, you fucking rеtаrd.
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
Weapons shipments have been restored, according to #Zelensky, and there are good signals. #Ukraine
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
Don't believe us. Believe Zelensky. "Shipments have been restored." x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський on X: "We have received political signals at the highest level – good signals – including from the United States, from our European friends. According to all reports, aid shipments have been restored. https://t.co/ppZezGgp7X" / X
We have received political signals at the highest level – good signals – including from the United States, from our European friends. According to all reports, aid shipments have been restored. https://t.co/ppZezGgp7X
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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025
Vive l'Entente!
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Wilton Park @wiltonpark.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
💬 'Ukrainian survivors...feel assaulted both by a direct perpetrator, but also by the wider Russian leadership who have designed this aggression.' @katerynabusol.bsky.social on bringing justice to those impacted by Russia's crimes in the war on Ukraine. #ukraine
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