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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 10/08/2025

Somewhere in Russia, a village is missing an idiot, and that idiot is named Dmitry.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/07/2025

Dimon's been a naughty boy! Russia is the world's bitch and he should remember that you don't paint a turd brown!

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025

Not according to Zelensky, you fucking rеtаrd.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 12/07/2025

Weapons shipments have been restored, according to #Zelensky, and there are good signals. #Ukraine

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 10/07/2025

Annual dildo production

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 05/07/2025

Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 01/07/2025

Read this and tell me Rubio's statement isn't imperialist.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 30/06/2025

#NAFOArticle5 on Tokyo Rose over here. Or should we say William "Hawhaw" Joyce.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 30/06/2025

#NAFOArticle5 Fake fella alert. Or just an absolute nutbar. Best stay on your toes.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 29/06/2025

Frankly, some people cheer the fact that the Yanks have to eat humble pie... *for once*.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 25/06/2025

Gout Gout? Here, pop some Uloric.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 24/06/2025

A well-deserved return to rhetorical form for #Trump. This is his strength: mirroring the way Americans talk in their bedrooms (we know his politics are shit tho). Unless the Democrats pick a leader who uses Trump's turn of phrase without his awful politics, their leaders will be roundly disliked

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 31/05/2025

#grok went bonkers today. Why is it... not grokking?

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/05/2025

Despite the offensiveness of this person's username, (s)he was correct. Probably a seer.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 08/05/2025

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum: habemus papam! Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum dominum,  Dnum Robertum Franciscum,  Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Prevost,  qui sibi nomen imposuit Leo XIV.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 16/04/2025

A hint as to where this is from:

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 30/03/2025

#NAFO Leave a like if, and ONLY if, you know this man.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/03/2025

Here's more #MassEffect x #ChatGPT goodness. If you see someone's face in focus, they're a named character in our marketer's novels.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/03/2025

We've been playing around with ChatGPT's image generation capabilities. One of us is a #MassEffect nerd who fancies himself a novelist, so here's the art that's probably going to make his book/fanfiction! And for the Mass Effect fans, any idea where this takes place?

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 24/03/2025

If #Russia and the #Serbian government are Mordor... then that means #Ukraine is Rivendell. But it also means that #Serbian opposition... is Gondor and Rohan. And that tracks perfectly.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 06/03/2025

Jó éjszakát! Ukrajna hőseinek, dicsőség!

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 06/03/2025

Although... U-235 in specific has its own charm... IYKYK!

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 03/03/2025

#Hungarian Dictator Viktor #Orban proudly advocates #genocide, as anyone fluent in the Latin language (at one point the second language of Hungary) knows. "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem/Rutheniam delendam esse." We are absolutely REVOLTED by this tweet. There is a line and he has gleefully jumped it.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

This from a WH official:

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

but we're not talking about his politics, we're talking about the way he carries himself in public. For example, he was entirely unafraid to give the opposing party the finger. THIS IS A POWER GESTURE. Ditto for scratching your balls in Parliament.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

The words "bastard", "enemy", "cockroach", and "retard" aren't AUTOMATICALLY and NECESSARILY wrong as such. They can be safely employed in political rhetoric. So can the word "fuck". But Western politicians and media presstitutes keep talking in their mealy-mouthed "safe" way like a damn thresher...

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

One thing that #Europe sadly doesn't have is a politician who speaks like Dima Medvedev: unfiltered, the way we ACTUALLY talk in our living room, with metaphors unquestionably VIVID. Instead, the #European political class repeats the clichés they learn in leurs Écoles Normales Supérieures...

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

Orbán egy geci. That's Hungarian for, Orbán is a wank stain.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 28/02/2025

As God is our witness, this faszfej will be thrown out of office (Orbán egy geci, Orbán is a cumstain) and great Hungary will rise again. #O1G

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 27/02/2025

As to the film reference, any aficionado of French cinema will be instantly familiar with this green Citroën Méhari...

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 26/02/2025

An example of what's possible with our BeamNG mods. (French army police paintjobs—there was a famous Louis de Funès series in the 1970s...)

Cars of the French military police: a Hopper, three ETK 8 Series (two-door, pick up truck, four-door; hatchback not pictured) and an ETK K Series. All ETK's are powered by blown Bugatti W16 engines. Number plates are Berlicot, Cruchot, Fougasse, Merlot, Gerber.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 26/02/2025

Putain de bordel de merde, qu'est-ce qu'on a foutu ici? #beamng #sttropez

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 18/02/2025

Dinner with the Simonyan family be like

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 18/02/2025

That's F-u-c-k-e-r Carlson, yes I know it starts with a T sound but he spells it with an F.

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 18/02/2025

Why has debate on Twitter reached such a juvenile level?

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 14/02/2025

such intellectual pygmies are an embarrassment. Foremost among them is Mario Pawlowski, who, in his grandiose folly, confounds hysteria with insight. Hush now, Mario. The adults are speaking. And what, pray, sparked this latest outburst?

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Team HERMES @hermes.cx · 02/02/2025

This is a head of a #Ukrainan solider. And this is all you need to know about modern #Russia. There can be no peace with such a nation. As long as Ukraine and Russia exist, war between the two is inevitable. Fuck Russia. May they all burn in hell.

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