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Stuart Heritage

@heritage.bsky.social
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I write books for children and bald men

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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shameless
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's amazing! And as happy as I am to take the credit, this is all you
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Weird
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was brilliant. The Linda stretch was really eye opening
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just listened to your Weird Macca playlist!
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally figured out what the ending of The Odyssey reminded me of
You think "A woman fucking a horse" and you get there and it's *a woman fucking a horse*
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ahhhhhhh! This is brilliant
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friend’s son’s birthday this week, I buy him a book every year. Couldn’t find this year’s requested one in Waterstones so I took a risk* & bought one of Stuart @heritage.bsky.social ‘s instead 😁 *not that much of a risk tbh
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Huge risk! Enormous! (I hope he likes it)
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh my god shut the fuck up
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh yeah? Well *I* will make a statement on *my* future in public life at 1:59pm.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I interviewed basically every single person I admire for this theguardian.com/books/2026/may/30/i-am-very-serious-about-being-silly-childrens-illustrators-on-the-art-of-storytelling
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
People who had seen The Pitt before last week: how long did it take you to stop hearing the noise of the fractured face? Because I cannot spend my life like this
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Met the OG
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm so sorry. It'll never happen again
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Writing this sent me mad. God bless the BBC Genome project
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Wanting to punch everyone on The Traitors is a necessary stage of enjoying the show
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
No
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Big news
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Fish in a barrel, honestly
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sometimes I really enjoy my job
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Best book though
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We're all watching earth from space today right? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Space Live: the new TV channel streaming absolutely spellbinding footage of Earth … forever
ITVX’s perpetual real-time broadcast from the International Space Station is awe-inspiring … until it gets boring. But even though it’s hard to watch for long, it’s a humbling reminder of who we are
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is such brilliant news
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
If you feel good about it, it's the best thing ever. I could never go back. What an amazing message to receive!
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.
This is a supplement cover and interior illustrations for the Guardian's Saturday Lifestyle section, for a piece about school Whatsapp groups for parents. The scene is a primary school playground, signed 'St Ping's Primary', and at the gates is a mum who's just dropped her daughter off to school. The mum is looking at her school whatsapp on her phone, and above  her is superimposed a string of recent messages from the chat. At the top is her message, saying "Finally convinced her to wear the costume", accompanied by a photo of her daughter dressed in a bumble bee costume, looking furious at her mum for making her wear it. Underneath that message, is a series of messages from the other parents trying to tell her it's not fancy dress day today - but the mum is already in the car and doesn't see those messages. So the whole image of the playground has lots of kids at drop-off wearing normal school uniform, all looking at the little girl standing in the middle of the playground in her bee custume, looking furious at her mum who has just dropped her off, and is realising her mistake while reading the Whatsapp. In the interior illustrations, there is a series of parents who have just woken up, all posting to each other trying to work out if it's is swimming lessons today - and then suddenly one of the mums accidentally posts a picture of her privates to the group - then posts "Oops sorry wrong group" and then leaves the group. We see all the other parents looking very surprised.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Honestly, the squeal I did when I realised you were going to illustrate it
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
So many horror stories
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Guy really wants a cake, huh
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
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Don't Be a Dick Pete: Amazon.co.uk: Heritage, Stuart: 9781784705213: Books
Buy Don't Be a Dick Pete by Heritage, Stuart (ISBN: 9781784705213) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Thanks Louie
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I can't wait to read this
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Happy new pope
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out
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Air Mail @airmail.news · 06/05/2025
“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.” @heritage.bsky.social
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Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland’s Cursed Music Festival, Is Now For Sale
But who on earth will buy it?
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Couldn't agree more. It really simplifies everything
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh this is nice
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Quote from Conan O'Brien in the press release about him returning for next year's Oscars: “The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
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