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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was looking into your symptoms, and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services says all you really need is a good case of measles. Should fix you right up.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

After Google betrayed decency once again, I was happy to find that Waze was still calling it Lake Ontario. Then I found out Waze was owned by Google. I don’t like now times.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

After we all get measles and lose a couple more wars, hopefully Trump does something cool like rename Mars “Space America”.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ooh, how ‘bout a swath of healthcare for us?

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Move over Mo, Larry and Curly. Meet the new dystopian slapstick comedy trio: Measles, Mumps, and Rubella

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I hope this is also one of those retirements where the performer is full of shit.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I bet it’s like the punishment for a thief during the Byzantine Empire being called a “slap on the wrist”

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

After the DOJ dropped the reflecting pool vandalism charges, it’s nice to know at least one guy won’t rest until they find the person truly responsible:

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Ha! Good stuff man. Glad I followed you.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

That’s kinda where you’d expect the FBI Director in the most corrupt administration in history to visit right before the midterms.

politico.com

FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip

The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Guessing probably something like stealing bread for their starving family?

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A Tree Falls In Brooklyn. I think I read that book.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Remember when the President said Tylenol caused Autism? I just remembered that was a thing that happened. Wild.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You’d think at least one of them would be like, “we’re crazy dare devils, how come no tattoos?”

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

And somehow the most amazing thing I find about this picture is neither person has even one visible tattoo.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

If there was a worst person of the day award, Megyn Kelly would almost certainly win. And no question she would happily accept it. Just wondering if she would thank Trump or Satan first in her acceptance speech.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Susan Collins had some reservations about there even being a Federal Department of Pool Safety, but after some soul searching, decided nonetheless, to confirm its first Cabinet position.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The DOJ is currently investigating how James Comey was able to put all that algae in the reflecting pool.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Trump is now requesting congress allocate $300 billion to paint the Strait of Hormuz American flag blue.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The deal with Iran is being negotiated just in time for Trump to be awarded the new “FIFA Surrender Prize” before the end of The World Cup.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Wonder when RFK Jr. will announce that the most effective treatment for measles is actually screwworm.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I believe my doughnuts are Episcopalian. And no NBA game will stop me from taking about it.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Elon musk could donate $1 billion dollars to the campaigns of every sitting Republican in the House and Senate and still have $500 billion.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Despite pressing government business, Trump plans on attending Inflation’s wedding.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Irish restaurants are more like, we had three things on the menu earlier, what kind of beer would you like with your cod?

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

And their hands never seem to get tired. Pretty rad.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My mom was at that game. Talked about it all the time.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

There are laws that are strictly enforced, but only against our side.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I’m guessing the $1.7 billion won’t be split equally among the January 6th criminals. Just wondering how much more the people who assaulted police officers will get.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Zero chance that kid doesn’t enjoy an occasional bowl of Quaker Oatmeal.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I’m not going to say the correspondent’s dinner shooting was staged, but I am also going to continue to really enjoy not saying it wasn’t.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Every Democrat trying to seem relatable by cursing on a podcast, knowing that you can curse on the podcast, immediately after cursing on the podcast: “I’m sorry, are we allowed to curse on this?”

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I think maybe if you say it with an Irish accent.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Once met a girl almost exactly two Belgiums and a Liechtenstein away from Poughkeepsie.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Hopefully that will remind other straits the importance of a work-life balance.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I think because the jury was comprised mostly of Pearl Jam.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The were all great, but about a full run worse ERA in their tenure with the Yankees than the current group.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

We’re at war now to open the Strait of Hormuz. Looking forward to the next war where our objective is to give Greenland back to Denmark. So stupid

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Cole and Rodon returning and staying healthy, joining a hopefully season-long healthy Fried and Schlittler. Best starting 4 I can remember.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Didn’t look like anything was ever gonna get going tonight. If there’s a healthy lineup and rotation this year, maybe the most talented team in a while.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Needs a scapegoat for the war. Gotta be Hegseth, right?

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Wow, that’s great. You’re like the Viktor Orban of Bluesky.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Would be curious how many American Catholics would vote for Trump over the pope for religious reasons.

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