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Dan and a half

@heretowhere.bsky.social
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Will probably never learn how to juggle. Strongly believe Rocky III was a better movie than Rocky II. Would be really psyched if democracy survives this.

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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After Google betrayed decency once again, I was happy to find that Waze was still calling it Lake Ontario. Then I found out Waze was owned by Google. I don’t like now times.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After we all get measles and lose a couple more wars, hopefully Trump does something cool like rename Mars “Space America”.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Move over Mo, Larry and Curly. Meet the new dystopian slapstick comedy trio: Measles, Mumps, and Rubella
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FIFA Peace Prize POTUS threatening another war after failing to end any.
bbc.com
Trump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran deal
Trump's threat on Oman, which has been holding its own talks with Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, comes as a 60-day window for peace negotiations expires.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I bet troops reading that email assumed the military would know.
cnn.com
Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics
The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After the DOJ dropped the reflecting pool vandalism charges, it’s nice to know at least one guy won’t rest until they find the person truly responsible:
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I had my doubts.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That’s kinda where you’d expect the FBI Director in the most corrupt administration in history to visit right before the midterms.
politico.com
FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip
The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wonder how Michael Phelps pleads when the DOJ indicts him for demolishing the East Wing.
nbcnews.com
U.S. Olympian David Hearn pleads not guilty to charges in Reflecting Pool vandalism case
Hearn is one of at least four people facing charges in connection with the alleged tampering of the coating on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which President Donald Trump began renovating this ...
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Remember when the President said Tylenol caused Autism? I just remembered that was a thing that happened. Wild.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And somehow the most amazing thing I find about this picture is neither person has even one visible tattoo.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If there was a worst person of the day award, Megyn Kelly would almost certainly win. And no question she would happily accept it. Just wondering if she would thank Trump or Satan first in her acceptance speech.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Susan Collins had some reservations about there even being a Federal Department of Pool Safety, but after some soul searching, decided nonetheless, to confirm its first Cabinet position.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The DOJ is currently investigating how James Comey was able to put all that algae in the reflecting pool.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump is now requesting congress allocate $300 billion to paint the Strait of Hormuz American flag blue.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The deal with Iran is being negotiated just in time for Trump to be awarded the new “FIFA Surrender Prize” before the end of The World Cup.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wonder when RFK Jr. will announce that the most effective treatment for measles is actually screwworm.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elon musk could donate $1 billion dollars to the campaigns of every sitting Republican in the House and Senate and still have $500 billion.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Despite pressing government business, Trump plans on attending Inflation’s wedding.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m guessing the $1.7 billion won’t be split equally among the January 6th criminals. Just wondering how much more the people who assaulted police officers will get.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m not going to say the correspondent’s dinner shooting was staged, but I am also going to continue to really enjoy not saying it wasn’t.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Every Democrat trying to seem relatable by cursing on a podcast, knowing that you can curse on the podcast, immediately after cursing on the podcast: “I’m sorry, are we allowed to curse on this?”
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think because the jury was comprised mostly of Pearl Jam.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We’re at war now to open the Strait of Hormuz. Looking forward to the next war where our objective is to give Greenland back to Denmark. So stupid
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can a pope run for President?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Peaceful transfer of power. Wait, democracies can still do that? Pretty sick.
nbcnews.com
Viktor Orbán concedes defeat as Hungary's Tisza Party heads for election win
With roughly 45% of the ballots tallied Sunday night, Tisza is projected to win 135 seats out of 199 in the Hungarian legislature.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Remember Michelle Obama’s speech at the White House commanding Americans to stop saying mean things about her?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tucker Carlson was either always a decent person pretending to be evil for money and power, or always evil and now just pretending to be decent for money and power. Both those things are evil by the way.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What if while destroying the country he one day accidentally wears a tan suit?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Prediction: Before 8:00 PM EST tonight, an old fat man will lie about Iran, and half the country will believe him.
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Mrs. Beaverhausen @ghostmom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Forced to live in this messed up Alanis Morissette song: Traffic jam in the straight of Hormuz. No negotiation signs, because he can’t tell the truth. Isn’t it Iran-ic?
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Mrs. Beaverhausen @ghostmom.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ulysses S. Can’t
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Demanding unconditional surrender from a country we’re supposedly not at war with. Interesting.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Geez, I hope FIFA doesn’t ask for their prize back now.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy is so good at bankrupting casinos. Maybe the best ever.
tucson.com
Las Vegas tourism is down. Some blame Trump's tariffs and immigration crackdown
Tourism in Las Vegas is slumping this summer, with resorts and convention centers reporting fewer visitors compared to last year, especially from abroad.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Dow Jones is under 50,000 today. Can child trafficking be illegal again now?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When else in our lifetimes have the most patriotic Americans been the ones most ashamed of their country?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Imagine one day telling your grandchildren all about the great Greenland / American war of 2026 and why we all speak Danish now.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Could have at least offered María Corina Machado his FIFA prize. Are all fascist authoritarians this rude?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Who you going to believe, scientists or the guy that needed heroin to pass high school biology?
abcnews.go.com
Acetaminophen use during pregnancy does not increase risk of autism, ADHD: Review
Using acetaminophen during pregnancy does not increase a child's risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability, a major new review published Friday finds.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Good luck to the protesters of Tehran and Minneapolis in ending authoritarianism in your country.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This Maduro pardon is going to be expensive. I really hope Barron enjoys his new jumbo jet.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Just watched Escape From Dannemora again to make sure, but yeah, Quentin Tarantino is a dope. Paul Dano was great in that.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Could you imagine having a reason, besides whiskey, to like Tennessee today?
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I’m still holding out hope, that all this is the administration preparing the groundwork for their escape to South America.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Spending Thanksgiving with the only member of my family that is not MAGA. And I am truly thankful that my dog has better sense than that. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Not sure how Zohran Mamdani got ahold of the pee tape, but definitely received at Oval Office today like he had multiple copies.
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Dan and a half @heretowhere.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Now looking forward to the PSA of every remaining elected Democrat, reminding our military to disobey illegal orders.
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