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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)

@heresyminiatures.com
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Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious heresyminiatures.com/shop

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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 05/10/2026
Kids today etc blah blah
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Vampires from classic Doctor Who episode 'State Of Decay'
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 01/10/2026
If anyone wants to tell you there's a loving God, show them a pic of a Damascus Goat.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 28/09/2026
Of the 3, KITT was the cool looking one. Airwolf was a pretty standard helicopter when it wasn't flashing its rockets, and Street Hawk looked like a shitty scifi scrambler.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 28/09/2026
Oh, that one must have come out after we stopped using Alnwick Video Store cos otherwise my Mam would definitely have rented it for me and my little brother to watch based purely on the 'monster on the cover' (she never paid attention to the age ratings, and once accidentally got us Flesh Gordon)
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 28/09/2026
NIght Of The Demon is pretty wooden for the most part but I love the matter-of-fact delivery of Julian Karswell, th eramping tension and the Fuck This Guy In Particular cathartic end scene
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 25/09/2026
Wish I had a 4k projector... Still cool tho
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 25/09/2026
This guy by the way (paint by @jewelknightjess.com hit her up for commissions) heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p... ETSY (EU MAY HIT CUSTOMS PROBLEMS NEXT WEEK) heresyminiatures.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
Also I love that this series, they've put a bunch of aliens from the cartoon show(s) in as crewmembers just randomly in the background eg these two
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
I usually don't like inevitable closed-loop wibbly wobbly time travel endings but I did enjoy that Star Trek final because at least it let us know that things DO change in the next year, and we got to see more Kirk. Shame this guy showed up and beat everyone up, really ruined the vibe at the end
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
There's some ones that look like the droids from Phantom Menace as well, a mere half the price of that first one
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
WHAT www.amazon.co.uk/Ergonomic-Ad...
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/09/2026
This where my natural Wargamer hoarding instinct pays off and I get to use the somewhat uncomfortable but functional spare chair covered in dust and talc that I refused to throw out in 2013 currently on a high improvised shelf in the workshop
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 22/09/2026
Black highlighted with a dark green and/or purple? obviously the original was black or possibly very very dark brown that looked black on camera
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 22/09/2026
christ they've already started renaming everything
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 22/09/2026
Need a usb-c-to-hdmi adaptor to link my mac to the projector, bemused to find one on Amazon that has the little note: 'You purchased this item in October 2019'
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 22/09/2026
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
Getting darker so picture getting a bit clearer. Have to admit that even in blown up pixelated 1080p there's something absolutely wonderful about an 80 inch model spaceship floating along your wall
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
No that's my actual work desk at home. Need to get rid of a ton of crap.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
Work neighbour gave me an unwanted cheap Chinese projector and I am enjoying 2001: A Space Odyssey the way that Kubrick meant for it to be seen ie barely at all during ambient daylight
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
Still need those #miniatures orders, thanks to the 3 huge bills going out end of this coming week! Short by £1400 at the moment heresyminiatures.com/shop heresyminiatures.etsy.com Currently focussing on getting all the EU orders out first b4 regulations hit on 27th Reminder: may be last chance soon!
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
Collider and the other websites run by that group like Screen Rant use AI to write articles, hence why you can normally skip the first 20 paragraphs to get to the point. Looks like their AI got stuck on using the word 'officially' in almost all the headlines
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 20/09/2026
Artist! Quote with smoking character!🚬
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 19/09/2026
Episode quality aside, I bloody LOVE the hat, outfit they gave the evil Queen, and the physical werewolf prop (which I assume was noisy as hell on set with all the motors in the head)
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 19/09/2026
I stopped paying attention fairly rapidly with this latest gimmick ep of Strange New Worlds* but this Princess Bride reference did make me laugh, also she said scones correctly *finale better kill at least 3-6 beloved people worse than they killed Hemmer to make up for all this s4 gimmickry
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 19/09/2026
I'm assuming someone sells stl prints of a bigger wraithknight head to fit the existing model...
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
SPOILER for Slow Horses I think my favourite moment in the season 6 opener was when Jackson Lamb got the giggles at the funeral as River reluctantly read out the achievements Cartwright Snr had at the 'Department Of Transport'. I was also laughing at home and would have at that funeral if I knew.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
Fucking Amazon, man, what's wrong with this picture and why, I wonder?
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
Ruton scout!
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
The pope is American and fairly old, so he knows better than to poke the green orb, I assume
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 17/09/2026
Royal Mail can piss off n all. Authenticator app! And the code they send expires long before the email arrives with it in it
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 17/09/2026
Realised, looking at my tiny japanese car, that it should have been a Generation 1 Autobot, possibly named something a bit abstract like Fusebox or Bookworm or something (not a pic of my car, mine's much more beaten up). Bumblebee-sized, function: Librarian or some shit
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 17/09/2026
From Popbitch re Piddington voting for secession
>> Doggington <<
An independent village

The uproar over Piddington’s Jubilee Park is a surprise to some locals, given that its sole purpose prior to the erection of the big Hollywood-style Piddington sign - in support of the village’s risible vote to secede from the UK - appeared to be for dogging.

Rarely frequented by locals, given its relative distance from the village, things had got bad enough that the hedge at the entrance to the park had to be cut down so that Thames Valley Police could see in from the road.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 16/09/2026
(Derailing the trolley as it crosses the junction is the best pedantic solution that sidesteps the moral question entirely and applies real-world solutions, also the trolleys IRL have various 'instant brake' options, if you want to annoy the questioner)
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 16/09/2026
A conjunction of huge bills hit by the end of the month; £393 for the big loan repayment and credit card (23rd), £1000 for metal (25th), £900 for workshop rent (26th), £1040 for accountants (30th) Order something please! heresyminiatures.com/shop heresyminiatures.etsy.com ko-fi.com/heresyandy
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 15/09/2026
I thought Matthew Rhys accent occasionally went a bit wobbly in Widow's Peak but I didn't realise he is in fact Welsh! Delighted to see that Kate O'Flynn got an Emmy for her work, too, the slasher ep was fantastic and has the finest use of Ready For Your Bullshit you'll see in one of those films
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 11/09/2026
If I could make you read one mainstream superhero comic of the last 15 years, it'd be The Immortal Hulk. Lightning in a bottle, it really was. Just a great treatment of the many competing Hulk personas and his assorted supporting characters, with great art and compelling action
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 11/09/2026
'O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace.' ~ Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene 1 One of the fine Shakespeare quotes that you rarely hear. Reminiscent of Badgey's 'I'm going to BURN. Your HEARTS. In a FYE-YURRR!' (Lower Decks s1 e06)
BEATRICE

You dare easier be friends with me than fight with
mine enemy.

BENEDICK

Is Claudio thine enemy?

BEATRICE

Is he not approved in the height a villain, that
hath slandered, scorned, dishonored my kinswoman? Oh,
that I were a man! What, bear her in hand until they
come to take hands and then, with public accusation,
uncovered slander, unmitigated rancor —O God, that I were
a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 10/09/2026
This one, though scottliveseygalleries.com/artwork/6691
Oil painting by Ron Livesey depicting two very young kids, a girl on th eleft of th epainting and a boy, both squatting with their backs to use. The girl is wearing a pretty white summer dress and the boy wears a bright blue short sleeved shirt and khaki green shorts. they have their backs to use and are looking at a floating alligator coming towards them in a body of water, presumably a river. the boy is poking a small stick towards the alligators mouth
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 10/09/2026
Me in 1984 vs me in 2026
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 10/09/2026
Which is good, it's taken me 5 years to pay off a tiny loan, but it still sounds like a threat
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 10/09/2026
Can't tell me he's not a Fargo
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 10/09/2026
#applewatch #alwayslistening Pay attention
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 07/09/2026
literally my trousers are falling down now due to waist shrinkage, best drink this 2 litres of water in one go
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 07/09/2026
Reminds me of Annie Lennox's classic from 9 years ago (sorry no alt text)
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