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Herefore Hooves

@here4hooves.bsky.social
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I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋

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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Shopkeeper may have met his match! After all, what's a shop wizard supposed to do with a customer like Oscar? He's... into sci-fi. 🤖 The next entry in my Faux Pass costume shop TF series is live! 🙌 Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66660903/ #TFEveryday #Transfur
Faux Pass - Robot. Features Costume Shop, Robot Butler TF, Reality Shift, and Halloween.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Haha, whoops. I've been using the WitchSky app view for Reasons. (Thanks Texas.) It turns out their UI has an option to add tags to a post without taking up the character count. It'd been using it for #Octransfur posts, but hadn't realized they don't show up on classic Bluesky.
Bluesky's compose window.Witchsky's compose window.Yesterday's Octransfur post with no Octransfur tag.The Octransfur post on WitchSky's view.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not sure what this ad is about, but it’s purrty convincing… Mow nyao nya!
An automated kitty litter box as saying, “The Future is Feline”.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Howdy howdy! I'm Herefore Hooves! 👋 I write transformation stories! They focus on costumes, magic shops, reality shifting, and general hijinks. www.furaffinity.net/user/here4ho... I'm also a huge satyr fan! Reality Writer: Satyr Sam's New Defaults is a great place to start.
A thumbnail for four different Here4Hooves stories. Clearance Racc features Costume TF, Gradual Shift, Lil' Raccoon, and Creature Comforts. Faux Pass Costumes features Costume Shop, Shop-Wizard TF, Werewolf TF, and Reality Shift. Reality Writer feature Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, and TF App. Fake Ratings & Forged Ref Sheets features ToonTown TF, Toon Dog Edits, Ratings Swap, and Mob Weasels.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoops, turns out I was just very specifically thinking about the visual novel Read Only Memories and its hybrid characters. Hang in there Nina.
A nervous looking bunny girl receptionist at a digital publication called TMI. Everything's rendered in pixel art. From the game 2064: Read Only Memories.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heat's great! Hopefully they'll get back in print without too much extra turmoil. I stumbled across my copy of #8 the other day. I still can't believe what a great job Kamui did on the cover. shop.sofawolf.com/product-page...
Heat 8's cover.Heat 8's back.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you're a cozy queer author or artist trying to work out of your wheelhouse for Halloween.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Luke's never been above tempting fate, even when his local Halloween shop seems eager to get rid of a black cat costume. Will the suit be a good fit, or is his luck about to run out? Faux Pass is back! Kicking spooky season off with a classic black cat TF. Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66544171/
Faux Pass: Black Cat. Features Costume Shop, Black Cat TF, Reality Shift, and Halloween.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Howdy howdy! I'm Herefore Hooves! 👋 I write transformation stories! They focus on costumes, magic shops, reality shifting, and general hijinks. www.furaffinity.net/gallery/here... I'm also a huge satyr fan! Satyr Sam's New Defaults is a great place to start. www.furaffinity.net/view/60065626/
A thumbnail for four different Here4Hooves stories. Clearance Racc features Costume TF, Gradual Shift, Lil' Raccoon, and Creature Comforts. Faux Pass Costumes features Costume Shop, Shop-Wizard TF, Werewolf TF, and Reality Shift. Reality Writer feature Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, and TF App. Fake Ratings & Forged Ref Sheets features ToonTown TF, Toon Dog Edits, Ratings Swap, and Mob Weasels.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Minotaur was a dozy of a story. Magical paperwork is a favorite of mine, and it was fun having a character sheet play such a large role. Lots of threads get called back in this one, and Ben gets a bit more agency than some of the earlier tales. www.furaffinity.net/view/62827726/
Faux Pass: Minotaur. Features Costume Shop, Minotaur TF, Player Sheet, Int- Int- Int-
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Centaur's another straightforward costume TF tale. I definitely needed a story with a happier ending than Genie and Mannequin at this point, and Nora was also my first female customer. I really liked the changes stepping forward in time with the bus's stops. www.furaffinity.net/view/62778063/
Faux Pass: Centaur. Features Costume Shop, Centaur TF, Reality Shift, Giddy Up!
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genie was another quickie. I've kind of lost the knack for getting these shorter chapters out. It was fun writing a character who basically was a walking TV tropes page. We might be seeing Kevin again this year. 🤔 www.furaffinity.net/view/62747886/
Faux Pass: Genie. Features Costume Shop, Genie TF, Genre Savvy, Magic Lamp.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Faux Pass having an adult section feels like a bit of an anachronism, but I wanted the setting to have some flexibility. Ironically these "Dancers" had a story that's technically a bit less adult the monkey tale. I still need to revisit this particular area. www.furaffinity.net/view/62709652/
Faux Pass: Dancers. Features Costume Shop, Stripper TFs, Reality Shift, House Party.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should know better by now to throw out a comma separated list of future story ideas. The wolftaurs are going to come out of the woodwork. Any tragically underrepresented cat or dog tropes I’m missing? 🐱🐶
A screenshot of a story snippet:

"Ruff?" Ben sniffed Faux Pass' new display curiously.

"I got the idea from the coffee shop next door. They've got these dueling tip jars? I haven't the faintest clue what an InstaReel or a TicTac is, but I liked the concept." The Shopkeeper rested his arm on the nearest costume rack.

The wizard had spent the morning gathering a hodgepodge of costumes from throughout the store. The rack he was leaning on contained a firefighter-themed Dalmatian costume, a surprisingly animated looking coyote getup, a wolf outfit with a suspicious number of limbs, and a small fox suit with an even larger number of tails. Resting in the adjacent rack was another conspicuous assortment. There was a cheetah in a track suit, a lion costume with the prominent omission of a mask, a flamboyant looking tiger with artificially dyed fur, and and a surprisingly simple looking orange tail and headband combo.

Between the two shelves was a small card table. It had a few collars, chew toys, and scratching posts decorating it. Sitting in the middle was a large decorative chalkboard. It loudly proclaimed, "CATS vs. DOGS!" Underneath each species were a few tally marks. Currently the cat side had three hash marks, and dogs only had two.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This gym in southtown suddenly has my full attention.
A cheetah in 90s workout attire lifting a kettle bell as part of a squat. The sandwich board sign is captioned, “Doing Butt Stuff”.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mannequin was another example of Faux Pass having a mind of its own. All of these were written before October, so it was nice getting to sprinkle in some longer plot threads. I didn't intend to write quite so much intimate TFs in this setting, yet here we are! www.furaffinity.net/view/62664134/
Faux Pass: Mannequin. Features Costume Shop, Mannequin TF, Inanimate, Hold Still!
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Monkey started off as a loose idea. Someone rents an outfit, but doesn't necessarily want to act in character. Mostly monkey TFs are just fun to write. 🙈 I wasn't originally sure how to end this one, which eventually led to a fun and rather adult #aptophilia scene. www.furaffinity.net/view/62617629/
Faux Pass: Monkey. Features Costume Shop, Monkey TF, Hand-Feet, and Tail Time.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mascot was one of my few "quickie" attempts. I enjoyed having the customer TF while the shop's staff obliviously chatted a few aisles over. Of all the follow-up requests I've gotten, people have really wanted to see what this suit gets up to. 🦁👀💦 www.furaffinity.net/view/62582699/
Faux Pass: Mascot. Features Costume Shop, Mascot Suit TF, Inanimate, and Go Lions!
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come party in my Nature park! There's a 50/50 chance the wine will turn you into a satyr, and we're hard at work to up those numbers. 🐐 Minotaur's a pretty nice consolation prize too.
A finished Nature themed park.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Satyrember Fact 24: Your friends and family will pick up on your personal baah-rand and send you anything remotely goat related.
A screenshot of the Carrot weather app saying, “That cloud looks like a goat caught lying in court.” A message underneath it says, “Baah, I swear he had hooves before I met him, your honor!”
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jock was the other side of the Nerd coin. I'm not particularly into nerd or jock stereotypes in isolation, but I'm always up for a classic switcheroo. Lion ended with a very karmic justice note, so Jock's epilogue was definitely trying to balance out the vibes. www.furaffinity.net/view/62545858/
Faux Pass: Jock. Features Costume Shop, Jock TF, Reality Shift, Fair Trade.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nerd and its accompanying Jock chapter let me do a lot of fun experimentation. My first draft leaned hard into Ben's barking not being spelled out, but I realized a lot of folks might not actually stick around to the next chapter to learn out what he said. 😅 www.furaffinity.net/view/62534248/
Faux Pass: Nerd. Features Costume Shop, Nerd TF, Reality Shift, Fair Trade.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It‘s hard to argue with those results.
A comic book panel with monster doctors. A man with a furry red face is saying, “My face! What have you done to me?” The doctors reply, “You were a human being- And we have cured you!”
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lion and Tamer reworked an older first person experiment from a while back. I wanted to kick off Faux Pass with a fairly standard outing for the shop. Dan's office cubical transitioning into a lion's cage is still one of my reality shifting favorite scenes. www.furaffinity.net/view/62509881/
Faux Pass: Lion & Tamer. Features Costume Shop, Lion & Tamer TF, Reality Shift, and Status Swap.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🐶
A screenshot of Dog from Shadowrun for the SNES.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Werewolf was an obvious follow-up. The Shopkeeper needed a straight man to play against, and guard dogs are a classic in these sorts of settings. I probably skirted a bit too close to being a Spells 'R' Us knock off with Ben, but he's been a fun character to write. www.furaffinity.net/view/62485174/
Faux Pass: Werewolf. Features Costume Shop, Werewolf TF, Guard Dog, Good Boy
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A four panel meme of a woman at a party. The second panel cuts to ancient art of a minotaur. "So you see, that's where the trouble began. Those horns. Those damn horns."
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Faux Pass naturally kicks off with the creation of the costume shop. The first costume TF is the proprietor himself. The setup is a little on the nose, but the cast knows exactly what sort of setting they've unintentionally willed into existence. www.furaffinity.net/view/62472333/
Faux Pass: Fake It Till You Make It. Features Costume Shop, Shop-Wizard TF, Halloween, Theater Kid
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting all my ducks in a row for spooky season. 🎃 Bit of a lighter posting schedule this year. Y'all remember Faux Pass, right? Cozy costume shop TF setting? www.furaffinity.net/view/62472333/ Really looking forward to finally posting a Werewolf Wednesday two-parter too.
A posting schedule of 7 different stories. Faux Pass on Sundays with Black Cat, Robot, Day Off, Jack o' Lantern, and Satyr. A werewolf two-parter story is on two different Werewolf Wednesdays.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all! @wendulion.bsky.social has been hard at work on an excellent horse pool toy sequence! He was kind enough to let me write an accompanying piece to go along with it! We hope you enjoy it! www.furaffinity.net/view/66347211/
Blue Steed. Features Pooltoy TF, Horseplay, and a Wendu Collab.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m the Obama ”How do I get a fursona!?” meme.
Jetgreguar posting on the Before Time Twitter:

Obama: *Punches me* What is my fursona?

Me: Fuck you asshole.

Obama: *Throws chair at wall!* How do I get a fursona!?

Me: Go to hell.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'll take a bite. 😳
A meme post captioned, "What do you like about my art style?", with art slashed through to say Writing, and a pair of cloven hoof prints on some of the template's white space.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s on the list! 🤖 …unfortunately the Shopkeeper isn’t very tech savvy. I’m sure it’ll go fine!
A screenshot of a story snippet. The text reads:

Speaking of which, the wizard was right beside him for once. Ben couldn't remember the Shopkeeper ever having actually just stood around manning the register.

"Arf ruff arf?" Ben lazily asked what he was doing.

"I'm not hiding!" The wizard said defensively. He straightened out the front of his robe. "I just uh- Don't know what to do with Oscar."

Ben glanced out at the store. He didn't have his wizard‘s insights, but he guessed Oscar was the guy browsing the back and not the two girls giggling towards the front.

"Ruff?" What could he want that would stump the Shopkeeper?

"He's... into sci-fi." The wizard crossed his arms.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I regret to inform you that the inhibitor arm band is a primary plot point in the Disney Channel Original Movie, “Zombies.”
The poster for Zombies with a green haired pretty boy zombie and a cheerleader human girl.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
World Lion Day! 🦁 Turns out I've written quite a few TF tales featuring these furballs. #TFEveryday Football Lion: www.furaffinity.net/view/57370689/ Professor Lion: www.furaffinity.net/view/58486435/ Lion & Tamer: www.furaffinity.net/view/62509881/ Sales Lion: www.furaffinity.net/view/61428404/
The thumbnails for the four linked stories.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🧙‍♂️💦
A bumper sticker which says, “Wizard butts drive me nuts.”
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A t-shirt with a Figma icon for, “Hug Contents”.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Now would be an excellent time to get caught up on @kyellgold.com’s Wolftown books. Unlawful Possesssion is coming out this summer!
An eReader showing the cover of Tim Susman’s Dead Right being held over the ocean.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you try to hack a Reality Writer to give you all of its powers, this is what it ends up turning you into. (Having to deal with eye rolling tech bros is part of the bad ending.)
A social media post from a company called Satyress claiming to be working on a robot centaur.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Someone needs to update The Firemen’s opening text crawl again.
The intro card to The Firemen SNES game.

“The year is 2010. Civilization has progressed little in the last 20 years.”
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Giving a random #TFTuesday shout out to my most recent Reality Writer story. Content creators unknowingly clicking around TF apps is apparently a growing sub-genre of mine? This one's got everything! Reality changes, mental shifts, age progression, hyena hijinks! www.furaffinity.net/view/64855764/
Reality Writer: Laughing Mad - Features Hyena TF, Mad Scientist, Reality Shift, Hahahahahahaha.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Before you do any hand wringing on this story, go read the two quotes Lucas gave on AI. He doesn’t engage with any of the current industry discussions about AI use. This is disengaged, borderline nonsense with some headline friendly imagery.
The argument extends to artificial intelligence (Al), a subject that immediately animates Lucas. "Artificial intelligence means it's much easier for us to make movies," he says.
"It's very much like sitting here saying, 'Well, I believe the horse and the buggy is really where it's at. These cars, they break down, they need gas, there's all kinds of problems with them and pretty soon they'll be making them into tanks, and then they'll be killing people. Iť's terrible.' There's nothing you can do about it," he says, raising his hands. "That's progress, it's the future."
When pushed, he acknowledges the risks but insists that Al can provide its own solutions.
"If you want Al that tells you when something is fake and where it came from,
Al can do that," he says. "Humans can't, we're not that smart. The whole idea is you're a human being, you're responsible for what you say and what you do, and if you're doing something that's illegal you should be punished for that. Whatever you do, you should be recognised. Iť's just like real life."
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cast yourself as a villain. ("I'm not a villain!")
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Didn’t realize Nintendo was into the plushification. 🧸
Nintendo’s Star Fox plushes.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Are you some kind of cool were-dog?” has me thinking about the sort of questions werewolves would get milling around an urban fantasy setting. What sort of questions would they get enough to put the answer on one of these sorts of cards? Besides, you know, “Would you bite me? Pretty please?”
A “Yes I Am Tall” business card.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mastodon rolled out a bunch of nice updates. blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/06/mast... Imagine a microblogging platform embracing the needs of its artistic community. 😭
A Mastodon blog post announcing that you can suppress images in your replies from showing up in your media tab.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh boy, a new note! I love hearing from readers. “Hello AUTHOR. I enjoyed your RECENT WORK. It had CHARACTERS and THEMES. Would you like to commission me to generate- I mean draw an image of it?” Oh. Spam from an empty gallery. Let’s see what they put in their profile. … Yeah that checks out.
Favorite Foods & Drinks: Meat
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pacing around my office and running my hands through my hair because recent indie game is being completely normal about the third time you find the local shopkeeper's traveling shop.
A title card reading, "The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarrassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
404’d!
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Happy #TFTuesday! I went ahead and wrote a story based off this setup! 🙌 Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/65122928/
Clearance Racc. Features Costume TF, Gradual Shift, Lil Raccoon, and Creature Comforts.
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