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Hercules Turkey

@herculesturkey.bsky.social
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Most of the time, it's about sports (see pinned skeet). Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland. Fix your hearts or die. He/him I blocked you because you used AI

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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 4h
First date film, etc.
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True Romance: You're So Cool Scene
Alt: True Romance: You're So Cool Scene
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 4h
The gambling shill? Ew.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 13h
can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, I blanked on him for a minute until I remembered the seed oil thing. I still don't really know who the dolphins coach is, but im guessing I won't have to know for long.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank God Saleh got rid of seed oils, since that was the most important thing.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Funland (VHS) : 4143s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 4143 seconds.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Satisfied Krillion #91 🦐 325 🐟🐟🦑🏮🐟🐟🦑 krillion.io
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Jen Keane @zenbuffy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have more respect for those on the picket line today than I will ever have for people trying to pit me against them.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I remember seeing that (possibly from you before)
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
(forever) PEW PEW PEW
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
MAL! FUCK YES
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a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache @cesmustache.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
there may be more wives and girlfriends than husbands and boyfriends 😜
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was just thinking on how to work that all in. HWaGBs Huh wag bees Doesn't exactly flow.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
HABs
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mmmmm. Floodgates.
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hector Bellerin created as many chances in 90 minutes against Stoke City in 2018 than Florian Writz has created in his last 39 games. If I speak…
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've seen enough of palmer luckey for today. You don't all have to quote tweet how terrible it is.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 13 98🔥 81✨ 94🏅 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 961 Surprisingly good
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just showed my wife Michael B Jordan as Tubbs and she got goosebumps. Sorry, fellas.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did some OM. State runner up mathlete. Junior classical league state winner. Lettered in academic team (and, ugh, soccer).
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reading the description I thought that the red card came from a hair pulling in a scuffle after the goal was wiped, not that the goal was wiped because of a hair pull red card in the build up. Yep, can't do that anymore. There are cucurellas everywhere that fall immediately.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, that explains it.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's an expert, huh?
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another quality dolphins loss 🙌
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway, the Hague please, for all of them.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm sure it did, but i hope for his family's sake it covers his next few game checks
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Damn, City bought the ref today too
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*White guy with an assfull of lead labors for 15 yards* English football announcer: you can see him waiting, walking, until he makes a bursting run into the box.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poor Kalen Deboer. When Dabo feels the need to pin a loss on one player, he searches out a punter.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LOL, clemson gave up 51 to these jerks.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, it.worked. good for them.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good for him, but Will Stein should be braver.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please come back and do not kick it
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
cayuts?
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Purdue playing with their food.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SEC kickers, man
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Leavitt for the new Jumpman logo
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE SUPPORTER SECTION IS WALKING OUT. THE POLICE MADE THEM TAKE DOWN THE SIGN. All the normal signs are gone. No "y'all means all." No "trans lives matter." Nothing. It is now quiet. No music, no drums, no chants #AustinFC
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh man, post game Arch had perfect second generation Manning Face
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still waiting on ndsu to put it together just enough tonight.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see. Without sound, it looked like the storyline was more of a "they took these football playing boys from us to go fight a war together"
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I do not know what the story is that they are telling, I just know the visuals (from a quiet box in the quad) looked like a maga dream.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is this "the best times were when only white folk played football/noticeably went to war" movie bullshit?
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just had to inform my wife of Annie Andrews' terf turn this week. She is so pissed.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I knew you could do it
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Be a better coach, kirby
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mvp to that guy in all black who blocked the replay on whether or not kentucky was out.
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CHOO CHOO SONG (derogatory)
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
rocky beers Rocky Beers ROCKY BEERS ROCKYBEERSROCKYBEERSROCKYBEERSROCKYBEERS
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Hercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Time to super rank Oregon state
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