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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 18h
This girl has gained me so much life in my current monoW deck. Especially with a recursion engine going. And Rammas Echor also does a lot, though double spelling conflicts a bit with Eigh's gameplan.
Martyr of Sands
{W} 1/1
Creature — Human Cleric

{1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: You gain three times X life.

“Only in our vulnerability is there true power, and that power is life itself.”
Rammas Echor, Ancient Shield
{3}{W}
Legendary Artifact

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card, then create a 0/3 white Wall creature token with defender.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control with defender gain exalted until end of turn. (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I won't miss.
The Ice Worm a gargantuan mechanical worm-like drilling machine from Armored Core 6 getting obliterated by a railgun shot fired by your trusty buddy Rusty.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A picture of Jace Beleren from Magic the Gathering. 

Jace Beleren is a powerful mind mage, so basically Professor X from the X-Men and just about as flawed and fucked up too. 

Art depicts a hooded man in dark blue robes casting a spell. His eyes glow menacingly in a light blue under the hood while he stands in a desolate wasteland.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He has responded to and confirmed the allegations with a brief summary of what happened.
Many of you have seen the results of my college Title IX investigation. I can confirm that the findings are true. The records were recently shared without the permission of the victim and, without knowledge of their wishes, I do not want to provide any more potentially identifying details. She and I spoke about it the day after and agreed — I had assaulted her. She later reported this to the university’s Title IX office, I cooperated with the investigation, and I was given the (very mild, I concur) sentence of a semester suspension.

Suffice to say, it is the greatest regret of my life. I traumatized a brilliant person who trusted me, hurt them in a way I can never undo.

For more than a decade now, I have attempted to reckon, grow, and recover from the version of myself who did this. I think about it every day. I’ve previously shared this history with many of the people close to me, including early in my relationship with my now-wife, and I’m deeply sorry that this has now hurt so many of you. My continued drive to make myself and the world better is closely tied with the pain I’ve caused. )
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not even sure why I did this or what this says about me or anything.
A heat map of the US. With New York being especially red. 
I'm from Germany.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Picture of Hazmat, Jennifer Takeda from Marvel Comics. 

A Japanese American girl with radioactive powers. 

She wears a yellow and black containment suit. Greenish yellow lightning energy is bursting from her hands and eyes as she's shattering the suit from inside.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What if you got a 3 for 1 deal?
Tormod, the Desecrator
3B
Legendary Creature Zombie Wizard

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

4/2
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, another running/jimping pose inspiration. And kinda what I meant with screaming.
Black and white picture of soviet soldier jumping over barbed wire in Berlin to get to west berlinAmerican para trooper from Band of Brothers shouting.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know some girlies who'd go crazy over being called cyborg.
A sixpointed graph with: 
Cadence 100 very metronomic
Vigil 97 very always on
Lexicon 51 middling
Polish 100 very immaculate 
Drift 44 middling
Chorus 0 very in conversation

Below summary
92 Cyborg
The Switchboard
You keep perfect time because someone is always calling.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah I think of like Iymrith. Nobody in the commander pod knows I wish my commander was real and could fuck me.
Magic card
Art depicts a a roaring amblue dragon roaring as lightning strikes the desert behind her. She has powerful arms and legs and large impressive wings. Her wings and belly contrast with a light creme yellow to her sapphire scales.


Iymrith, Desert Doom
3UU
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Iymrith has ward 4 as long as it’s untapped.

Whenever Iymrith deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.

5/5
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Most cards will only be a couple of cents, even rares and mythics (someone else explained rarity I believe). Old foils (shiny cards) are an exception: an easy way to check if a card is older or not is the border. Check image alt text for details.
This is the oldest card frame. Sometimes referred to as Retro frame. It's a full rectangle and the artist credit (Mark Poole in this case) is centered. These have a good chance to be valuable if they're foil/shiny regardless of rarity.I call this the "midpoint frame". It's also a full rectangle, but the border art is different to the retro frame and the artist credit is moved to the bottom left. These still have a chance to have a decent value if they're foil even when they're lower rarity.The modern frame. The lower part of the frame is rounded off. Unless it's a rare/mythic these are unlikely to carry any value, even if they're foil.Future Sight Frame. 
Noticeably different and only printed in one set. Can have some value, especially as foil and/or for in demand cards.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed. Artist: Chris Bachalo
A splash page of the aftermath of Rogue combining Cyclops and Emmas powers to take out a bunch of enemies. 

Most of the page is just a stark wide void drawing attention to Rogue wearing a a dark green green costume with a cape and white accents striding forward. Around her are the broken and shattered bodies of her enemies, some still alive and barely conscious. The devestating attack seemingly messed with gravity as the legs of one guy can be seen floating off frame at the top, while a fish from a shattered aquarium seems to floating upwards along some of its water
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There's people saying that the story sucked anyway and yeah, it wasn't anything too special. The vibes of MtG though? Immaculate. Sucks too, because the recent in Universe sets have actually been pretty good. Especially in the less traditional fantasy sets. Like this fucking rules.
Gravkill
3B
Instant

Exile target creature or Spacecraft.

“Sing! When the Faller reaches the end of his journey, all things will arrive at the Zero Point. What is unending will persist through to the new creation and be ordered accordingly.”
—The Theorem Unending and Final, Antiphon 6
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That last panel has the same energy as this
A picture from presumably a children's book. 
It depicts three cartoon children dressed as pirates. A banner above says Today's pirate pledge. 

A banner below says A good purate never takes another person's property!
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kinda like Virtue of Courage, just kinda worse
Virtue of Courage
3RR
Enchantment

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Embereth Blaze
1R
Instant — Adventure

Embereth Blaze deals 2 damage to any target. (Then exile this card. You may cast the enchantment later from exile.)
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Brinsgatte Rifle Brigade reporting in.
Command Squad built from Bretonnian Men at Arms.3 heavy weapons teams with twin linked heavy stubbers built from Bretonnian Men-at-ArmsShot of the Infantry and a couple of tanks of my WW1 themed Imperial Guard.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yes
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My favorite Marvel Character got relegated to a draft chaff common that doesn't even reference her. But hey, at least we got 50 Black Widows and She-Hulks and Iron Mans and MORE Spider-Man. Made my own versions...
Hazmat, Jennifer Takeda 1RB 
Legendary Creature Human Hero 1/3
Haste, First Strike, Deathtouch
Ward: Hazmat deals damage equal to her power to you and each creature you control.
Whenever Hazmat deals damage to a player chose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. 
EMP: Destroy target Artifact it's controller draws a card.
Radiation Blast: Each player gets one Rad Counter for each life they lost this turn. 
Wide Spectrum Blast: Each player takes damage equal to Hazmats power for each Rad Counter they have.

Art depicts a japanese teenage girl in a yellow and black hazmat suit stands among slim trees. Green energy radiates from her fist and illuminates the scene. Her feet are drenched in blood.Hazmat, Weapon of Mass Destruction 1BR
Legendary Creature Human Hero 1/3
Haste, First Strike, Infect
At the beginning of your Upkeep, if Hazmat isn't equipped she deals damage equal to her power to each other creature and each player.

When Hazmat enters gain one poison counter and create a colorless equipment artifact token with equipped creature loses Infect and can't gain Infect. Attach it to Hazmat.

Remove all counters from all players: Hazmat gains that many +1/+1 counters and each player draws a card for each counter they lost this way.

Art depicts a black haired japanese girl screaming as green radiation energy and lightning violently rips apart her containment suit from the inside.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This feels like an actual personal attack on me. Reptil gets his own card and this is what Hazmat gets?
Hero in Training 2 and a White Mana 
Human Hero 2/2 

Rules text: On ETB draw a card, if you control another hero gain 2 life.

Art depicts Hazmat in yellow and black radiationsuit in the center fighting off training robots. 

Mettle, a big muscular dude made out of red living Iridium with a skull for a face and veil a girl wrapoed in black bandages slowly dissolving from her own powers fight in the background.

Shitty picture of a shitty white magic card doing one of my favorite characters real dirty when other d-list dipshits at least get their own shitty card.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have a couple:
Gideon Blackblade
{1}{W}{W}
Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

During your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that’s still a planeswalker.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn.

+1: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn.

−6: Exile target nonland permanent.Imodane, the Pyrohammer
{2}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control that targets only a single creature deals damage to that creature, Imodane deals that much damage to each opponent.

“The realm needs a ruler, not a boy playing king.”

4/4Vial Smasher the Fierce
{1}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Goblin Berserker

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell’s mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

2/3Kellan, the Fae-Blooded
{2}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Faerie

Double strike

Other creatures you control get +1/+0 for each Aura and Equipment attached to Kellan.

2/2
Birthright Boon
{1}{W}
Sorcery — Adventure

Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The nice thing about Monger is that it can be tutored up in green with Traverse the Ulvenwald or Analyze the Pollen. Also there's Ifh-Biff Efreet as a second more efficient variant.
Ifh-Bíff Efreet
{2}{G}{G}
Creature — Efreet

Flying

{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

3/3
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's cute that you think our magics didn't evolve.
Artillery witch. Which is what it sounds like. A dark robed witch with a metallic helm/mask with two long horns summoning a 500kg bomb to launch at you. She's surrounded by a bleak desolate landscape.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
But have you considered that I made a really cool conversion when it had an entry in the 5th edition codex but no model yet?
A model of a warhammer 40k tank of the Imperial guard. 
It has a chalk wash snow camouflage and a launch apparatus with 4 red tipped missiles on the back. 

The missiles are hellfire missiles from the Imperial Guard Valkyre, the launch apparatus is just an anti tank barrier.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Build a new Delney White. In the end it was Akroma that got me the win even though there's practically no synergies.
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
{5}{W}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Angel
6/6
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red

“Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving.”
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Xiraposting
Xira, the Golden Sting
1BRG
Legendary Creature Insect Assassin

The Art depicts an anthropomorphic wasp dressed in a fancy baroque dress and a nice big hat at a fancy party.

Flying, haste

Whenever Xira attacks, put an egg counter on another target creature without an egg counter on it. When that creature dies, if it has an egg counter on it, draw a card and create a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying.

3/3
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I like the Lancer designs. Especially the Manticore. It looks so animalistic and that it would howl at you while charging your line crackling with energy.
Lancer Horus Manticore. 
A purple four armes mech with rounded organic shapes, a bit like an angry bug. Sharp spires extruding from its hunched back crackling with energy. It's limbs end in sharp claws, one of which is retracted revealing an energy cannon.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I wonder how me being imprecise with my thumb affects the results. I think on my desktop I could get a lot better result.
0.0060 result for the totally legit eyesight color distinction test.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These came to mind
Weathered Sentinels
{3}
Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender, vigilance, reach, trample

This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn’t have defender.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

2/5
Thantis, the Warweaver
{3}{B}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Spider

Vigilance, reach

All creatures attack each combat if able.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis.

She spins a web few can resist. Its sweet aroma sparks chaos in every heart.

5/5Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
{3}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}.

Warning to those who scale the cliffs without paying tribute: It’s a long way down.

5/4
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Kaervek is quite nice for some Spellslinging and also cheat timings. Junji is nice flip on normal aristocrats/reanimator. Since you have him as your main sacrifice fodder and try to reanimate/undying him. Valgavoth is a 9 Mana Statement in the Command Zone, play around with MV matters.
 Kaervek, the Punisher 1BB

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

3/3

Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.) Junji, the Midnight Sky 3BB

Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flying, menace 5/5

When Junji dies, choose one —

• Each opponent discards two cards and loses 2 life.

• Put target non-Dragon creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose 2 life.
 Valgavoth, Terror Eater 6BBB

Legendary Creature — Elder Demon

Flying, lifelink 9/9

Ward—Sacrifice three nonland permanents.

If a card you didn’t control would be put into an opponent’s graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

During your turn, you may play cards exiled with Valgavoth. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I meant to reply something relevant, the I saw this and was so baffled I forgot everything
AI bullshittery telling me the post I'm replying to was written in Italian (it was not) and if I want to reply in Italian (oh god, please don't)
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So this one?
Warhammer 40k 5th Edition Rulebooklet. 
The cover features a framed battle scene tinted red, the large Warhammer 40.000 logo and a warhammer and shield right in the center.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Some,but not very good ones. Don't really show them off really well.
Three model soldiers in fortified positions with dual heavy machine guns. 
They have green armor and uniform with wide brimmed helmets.A winter camouflaged leman russ tank with the commander on the top looking like monch on a beer bottleA heavily modified basilisk artillery tank. Also in winter camouflage and heavy weathering. The gears and treads on the side are exposed.A sniper with a ghillie suit build from spare bits. Actually looks more like some rock or other piece of terrain from afar.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
No contest,build a whole deck because of it.
Hurricane
X and one green
Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

“Don’t envy the grandeur of drakes. Their impression of grace fades when the first gust sends them crashing into one another.”
—Molimo, maro-sorcerer

The art depicts a massive storm, tinted green sweeping a flock of creeching drakes up and away
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I have a couple, here's a selection. Primal Order inspired me to make a Mono Green Burn Deck. Iymrith was part of what got me back into Magic. I should build a deck with him as the commander.
Primal Order
{2}{G}{G}
Enchantment

At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of nonbasic lands they control.

“My sorrow: to dream of simple times, and wake in mine … .”
—Ola DaRiol, “Regrets”

Illustrated by David A. Cherry

The art shows a serene lake scene, rolling hills, trees on the distant shore. In the clear still water the reflection of a village is seen that is missing from the reak world.Iymrith, Desert Doom
{3}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Iymrith has ward {4} as long as it’s untapped.

Whenever Iymrith deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.

5/5
Illustrated by Wisnu Tan

A mighty blue dragon rising to flight from a quay in a desert, in the background a storm dramatically surges striking the ground with lightning.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I have a confession to make.
Obi Wan Kenobi promotional shot from Episode 1 with the silly little Padawan braid, staring at the camera. Light cream Jedi robe with the dark brown overrobe and his lightsaber clearly visible.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
He had two others in mind first, but we got there
Akinator guessing Ela Bambust after countless guesses.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Noooo Ela! It doesn't have a flared base.
Walter White from Breaking Bad in the back of a car with the windows rolled up screaming a warning that goes unheard.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Minn: Commander of my "MonoU Sultai" decks Primal Order: Made me built Mono Green Burn See Double: Incredibly versatile card that just has always been fun to cast Cunning Rhetoric: Stand in for Theft cards as the one that made me aware of Theft as something to do.
Minn, Wily Illusionist 
Legendary Creature Gnome Wizard 1/3
Mana cost 1 generic and 2 blue

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with “This token gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control.”

Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature’s power from your hand onto the battlefield.Primal Order
Enchantment
Mana cost 2 generic and 2 green

At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of nonbasic lands they control.

Flavortext:
“It’s strange, but I can feel it when the land is corrupted. I understand why the Autumn Willow is so protective.”
—DariaSee Double
Instant

Mana Cost 2 generic and 2 blue

This spell can’t be copied.

Choose one. If an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, you may choose both instead.

• Copy target spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

• Create a token that’s a copy of target creature.Cunning Rhetoric
Enchantment
Mana cost 2 generic 1 black

Whenever an opponent attacks you and/or one or more planeswalkers you control, exile the top card of that player’s library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My favorite panel involving the Punisher
Molly Hayes, a 12 year old mutant girl who likes to wear silly animal hats and has super strength whips around and punches the Punisher in the gut. He's not handling it well.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you.
Mass Effect title screen. 
It shows a view of Earth from close Orbit, the Moon is visible and way too close. 
It reads Mass Effect and Press Start
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Very nice. Kitbashing was the favorite part for me when I was still playing.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I nearly died when I saw this
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This is so funny to me
Picture of the post above and above it the following post from Leaf~
Dungeon Slime who figures out that adventurers are much nicer to her if she's shaped a certain way...and if certain parts of her are, y'know, bigger. 

Rounder, let's say. 

Barely contained by the laws of physics, in some fashion.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This is the funniest way I could've come across these two posts.
The post above and another beneath it from Dragon Cobolt reading: a mob of picketers but their signs are all down with busty slimes and we like skinny slimes
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I might actually have 30+ but that includes characters so insignificant I can't really recall them anymore.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hazmat/Jennifer Takeda A young woman with toxic and radioactive powers forcing her to wear a containment suit to protect others from her powers.
Jennifer Takeda, a Japanese-American woman in a skin tight yellow-black hazard suit.
Jennifer Takeda with her helmet off. She has straight black hair that reaches down to her chin. Her suit is now yellow and white with black accents.A very angry Jennifer, saying "Nice try". Her suit is slightly damaged leaking radioactive and toxic green gas through small cracks. She's surrounded by smoke and her hands are glowing with green energy and black kirby dots as she charges up her powers.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I vote underappreciated Tekken newcomer Lidia Sobieska. 30 year old prime minister of poland.
Lidia Sobieska. 30 year old white blonde karateka. She wears a white gi the top of which hangs lazily off her waist like a half worn coverall. Underneath she has a red tank top.
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Both creationists and scientists constantly going:
A heavily fluctuating graph with valley's labeled "it's over" and peaks labeled "we're so back"
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Hera Hex @herahex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A Magic the Gathering card with the name Actual Fucking Homicide 
Cost: 1BB
Instant
Effect: Shoot target opponent in the chest 17 times.
Flavortext: He Negated my Revel in Riches, so I negated his lungs.

Card art: A man in a bowler hat shooting another man in a bowler in the chest 17 times.
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