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henw @henway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Im hosting a collaboration theater screening with them to show Edward Yang’s Mahjong (1996) to ~100 people. This is my story

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I tried playing Virtual Strip Mahjong as someone who has never played mahjong before and i was getting whooped so bad i started googling and learning mahjong strategy until i was taking it so seriously i disabled the stripping altogether. I now have a membership to my university’s mahjong society

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We love them, don’t we folks?

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

LOVE U BOY 🫶🫶 come london so i can have my card decline trying to buy you food again

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Pilot could just upload malware that steals my credit card information and as long as it has a drawing of nicole nicolet i’m still giving it 5 stars on backloggd

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

pilot and kai’s joint corpora so far should make them eligible for Renaissance-era patronage. The day they make a >5 hour visual novel is the day they start getting put in #BigLeague conversations

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Speak on it again for me

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Beautiful. Less awkward by far but i was asking my sign language professor what kind of music she listened to (she got a hearingaid like 6 months prior) and she told me she listened to exclusively phonk cos she likes the vibrations

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

A true Hood Classic of journalism. We should all hope to push our daily lives to the limit like her

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Baby im blowing the trust fund on c-cups not buying hookers

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I am lowkey kind of mortified realising the amount of friends I spoke to about wanting a boobjob who dapped me up because they imagined i was in the market for some kind of cheap turkish paizuri experience omfg

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

british summer got u walking past mandem dressed like this in 31 degree celsius weather and they swear down shit is peachy keen

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

it looks like a rocket lolly

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Somehow, Tupac returned.

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Guy who facefags on Bluesky

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Don’t know what the japanese words are but im liking it anyways cos i trust u cheers lad

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Lowest-Stakes Prank Maybe Ever. 5 Years In The Making

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

omg were u on those streets too

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

friend was telling me about how u can always tell if a woman was an Omegle Teen and when i was younger my entertainment was being a manic pixie dream girl in bootleg pokemon game global chats under the name creepergirl which i think has to be close enough right

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

baby seinfeld be like: what’s the deal with food airplanes?!

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

i never met mandem or gyaldem with an appropriate amount of hours in the binding of isaac. it’s 5 or 5000 only. Lesson in that

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

it’s both you gotta engage with em thoughtfully or else the spectre of the casino begins obliterating you

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Hi sabrina darling just wondering if you’ve seen the president’s daughter? xx

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Kids are smoking red truths

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

exception of course for the faye wong 天空 acapella karaoke in Xiao Wu… the “(unplugged)” version of that track is sublime

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

been watching a bunch of jia zhangke movies and one of the hardest gutpunches about it is the amount of diegetic beautiful 80s/90s mandopop tracks he uses throughout em that u can’t possibly find on streaming anywhere. one of this planet’s most beautiful genres

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Beatrice mii pretty much hit the ground running. I don’t have her dress so now she’s fitted up like a stina nordemstan fan. Peace and love

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

A hug from original sprite rena must feel like a boxing clinch from Ali

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Started reading higurashi. This guy keiichi eats pickles and eggs for breakfast Okay Mr fart

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

this is what it feels like when it’s 15 seconds before sunset and some of your blue pikmin are missing and you want them need them so bad but they’re gone. the world is so hard and cold and the little fuckers are gone

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

went side strands ponytail updo gimmick on the hair for library study session and module partner told me i was giving hasidic boots the temple down. such is the nature of all things

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

for a muddafucka like me that would change the whole game. you kind of already exude big boob energy though so idk if it’d matter

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

You get the general idea

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

paul thomas smackerson make a 4 hour mason & dixon adaptation and i will suck it soft from the back

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

funniest statement made during obaa discourse yesterday was the stonefaced assertion that thomas pynchon has been dead since 2023. immediately incorporated into my belief system yessirrr

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

they’ve been lighting tatsuki fujimoto on fire for eight hours now

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

dude… right in front of my corn pop crispies and crispy corn cob pops and popcorn pops and corn syrup crisps and crispy syrupy corn cob crisps and corn cob crispy syrup bombs?

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

yoko taro is admirably sort of a video game GRRM where he will do anything on this planet earth except make more nier. His last game EOS’d (gacha) and he’s been fartin on his own balls ever since

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

when my professor asks why im looking at anime girls instead of engaging with the seminar and now i genuinely gotta explain what Lac-Pochette Centennial is

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

starting it today!! only other pynchon i’ve read is crying of lot 49 and that’s one of my all-timers. perfect author for ppl who grew up on lemony snicket books

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Im not even really a midwest emo girl but whenever i listen to it it feels like john darnielle did everything people wanna do with it back in 2002-2005

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The average goodreads review isn’t worth the data used to write it, you’re doing the folks a favour

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

contrary to popular belief, moulin rouge (2001) is not a movie. it’s a ProsafiaGaming PS1 JRPG All Cutscenes Compilation. you can basically see the text boxes on the screen

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I feel like im being pranked

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Brighton, England is troubled by the Higurashi Mion Bomber

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

ah… so you could sort of say this “Jim Incandenza” character is sort of like Gendo Ikari, in a way? [remembering my new years resolution was to be less punchable,

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

He was bullshitting as if he listened to parquet courts in 2021, it’s been interns all the way down

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