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henw

@henway.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover and avid reader.

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henw @henway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I tried playing Virtual Strip Mahjong as someone who has never played mahjong before and i was getting whooped so bad i started googling and learning mahjong strategy until i was taking it so seriously i disabled the stripping altogether. I now have a membership to my university’s mahjong society
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
pilot and kai’s joint corpora so far should make them eligible for Renaissance-era patronage. The day they make a >5 hour visual novel is the day they start getting put in #BigLeague conversations
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am lowkey kind of mortified realising the amount of friends I spoke to about wanting a boobjob who dapped me up because they imagined i was in the market for some kind of cheap turkish paizuri experience omfg
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
british summer got u walking past mandem dressed like this in 31 degree celsius weather and they swear down shit is peachy keen
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Somehow, Tupac returned.
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Guy who facefags on Bluesky
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Lowest-Stakes Prank Maybe Ever. 5 Years In The Making
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
friend was telling me about how u can always tell if a woman was an Omegle Teen and when i was younger my entertainment was being a manic pixie dream girl in bootleg pokemon game global chats under the name creepergirl which i think has to be close enough right
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
baby seinfeld be like: what’s the deal with food airplanes?!
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hi sabrina darling just wondering if you’ve seen the president’s daughter? xx
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Kids are smoking red truths
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
been watching a bunch of jia zhangke movies and one of the hardest gutpunches about it is the amount of diegetic beautiful 80s/90s mandopop tracks he uses throughout em that u can’t possibly find on streaming anywhere. one of this planet’s most beautiful genres
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Beatrice mii pretty much hit the ground running. I don’t have her dress so now she’s fitted up like a stina nordemstan fan. Peace and love
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Started reading higurashi. This guy keiichi eats pickles and eggs for breakfast Okay Mr fart
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
this is what it feels like when it’s 15 seconds before sunset and some of your blue pikmin are missing and you want them need them so bad but they’re gone. the world is so hard and cold and the little fuckers are gone
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
went side strands ponytail updo gimmick on the hair for library study session and module partner told me i was giving hasidic boots the temple down. such is the nature of all things
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You get the general idea
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
funniest statement made during obaa discourse yesterday was the stonefaced assertion that thomas pynchon has been dead since 2023. immediately incorporated into my belief system yessirrr
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
they’ve been lighting tatsuki fujimoto on fire for eight hours now
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
dude… right in front of my corn pop crispies and crispy corn cob pops and popcorn pops and corn syrup crisps and crispy syrupy corn cob crisps and corn cob crispy syrup bombs?
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
when my professor asks why im looking at anime girls instead of engaging with the seminar and now i genuinely gotta explain what Lac-Pochette Centennial is
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Im not even really a midwest emo girl but whenever i listen to it it feels like john darnielle did everything people wanna do with it back in 2002-2005
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
contrary to popular belief, moulin rouge (2001) is not a movie. it’s a ProsafiaGaming PS1 JRPG All Cutscenes Compilation. you can basically see the text boxes on the screen
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Brighton, England is troubled by the Higurashi Mion Bomber
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
ah… so you could sort of say this “Jim Incandenza” character is sort of like Gendo Ikari, in a way? [remembering my new years resolution was to be less punchable,
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
so caught by this one background set decoration in marty supreme that looks somehow like a racist drawing of alison bechdel instead
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
ulver makes evil detective sex music
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
im on that eightfold path and alcohol @kazehai.com
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kai ⚖️ 2-4 '94 @kazehai.com · 28/12/2025
it's a shame this detail is rarely at full scale but @ppilotco.faith's needlework is so dripped out & and it's always so fun to do her digital repro #dollkigujam #lacpochette
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
getting my ffs done by dr kawashima
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
turgenev’s First Love is like lolita told from the pov of lolita except at the end clare quilty swoops in and fucks humbert instead
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If i was a magic the gathering player and i got my shit smoked by a guy playing the dwight schrute deck that venue is looking like charlie hebdo when i’m done
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Every south korean paparazzi photo of a normal looking person ends up looking like this somehow
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
[northernlion voice over Born Slippy] Get it twisted if you choose life you can do anything. Get it twisted. If you choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics nobody can stop you. You are nothing more than an embarrassment to the fucked up brats you spawned. Get it twisted
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I don’t really know what my korean mutuals on the other website are talking about most of the time. Except for when i do
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
when she pees and tha first taste afterwards be tasting like johnson & johnson vaccine 😻
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Auntie-coded take but tiktok filters are crazy these days. Im just trying to see if a lip piercing suits me man. u dont also gotta give me buccal fat removal and cream blush while blasting a remix of pinkpantheress - illegal feat. acoustics like im about to be shot in an empty warehouse
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He was acting a damn fool man
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
this dude from The Piano Teacher looks like james sunderland in hedi slimane
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
who is hearts and why are lily and rosemary jacking him off
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Monkey suck monkey fuck
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Uma musume was a cygames bioweapon designed by the elite to dull and suppress the latent high vibrations of autistic teenagers/adults (star-beings put on this earth to raise the planet’s vibrational energy). In this way “gold ship” is a criminal on par with Stalin or perhaps Genghis Khan
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening and hopeless world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "What the hellyante”
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
William faulkner was right these bitches want Nikes
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Joyce carol oates going her biyearly pro-trans warpath where she bats off a seemingly endless stream of critics with the writerly equivalent of “what are you, some kind of fucking moron?” makes me want to apologise for everything i’ve ever said about her fucked up feet and her fucked up keyboard
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Boxing is, of course, a uniquely homoerotic sport. And many allusions have been drawn between 20th c. street boxing and prostitution; selling the body and its welfare for financial stability. But call boxing the gay hooker sport and people don’t like it. Not. One. Bit
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henw @henway.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Uk porno ban got me thinking shit like “fanart of characters fixing their bunched-up underwear cos it was riding their asscrack lowkey has a far higher erotic factor than just drawing them naked”. Bro there is no naked drawings anymore. This is the eastern front you are going to die
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BB Wolfclaw @wolfieworld.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Tracen Academy Halifax branch 🐎 #tenmetretide #toxicyurivnjam ((play kazehai.itch.io/ten-metre-tide !! right now!!))
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