Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 1hI'd say it's more like a wonky carrot, but whatever sells, I suppose 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there's a lot of pressure on that "must" but I'll take what encouragement I can get 061
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, there's a bunch of good reasons to stay home 110
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wanna go to Alamein I'm never coming back again Change at Burnley, Camberwell The Belgrave line's a rail to hell. Hartwell, Burwood and Ashburton Will all slip by, but I am certain Alamein's my terminus Take the train, eschew the bus 130
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh, how we suffer being part of the 96% minority of non-Americans 040
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's been my problem, especially with Japanese nibs. I'd like a finer nib but they tend to run a bit scratchy. This might be my answer. 100
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have one with a medium nib, and I think I'll marry it. But maybe I want a mistress too...? 100
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Netflix set to make a romance series set during the National Musical Chairs Championships. It will be called Seated Rivalry. 022
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Given his habit of renaming things, he should call it 'American Intelligence'. Grandiose, baseless and likely to be dead within in a week. 130
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can't tell any more. I'm going outside to look at a tree. 130
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was served up a charming video about otters putting away their toys, and my first thought: is this ai? I hate this feeling. If anyone wants me, I'll be back in the cave. 550
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dogs in pubs, bears running the post office, cats driving taxis, foxes being mayors and worms driving apples .... this is the Busy Town future I'll vote for 143
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026An archaeologist, a biologist, and a philosopher walk into a bar ... 121
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“They were careless people, Frankenstein and Igor — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast laboratory or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You don't spend your life in a monomaniacal quest to kill God without building up some bodacious clappers 121
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Those legions of Roman coconuts didn't stand a chance 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026specifically a 1974 HQ Kingswood, preferably brown 011
Reposted by Henry Bonesmarque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026That's about as clear an articulation of the present problem as has been made by anyone. 10484177
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIyG...youtube.comPepe Kalle & Soukous Stars - Pon Moun Paka Bougé (1989)YouTube video by InterNdule 000
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*Memo to self: Proposal for next feel-good Aussie comedy movie ... is Mick Molloy still a thing?* 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In a recent local election, one candidate's brochure was just pictures of him pointing to 'problem areas' in the town. He was a large man with an apparently very recent acquaintance with the concept of suit and tie, pointing at a pothole, an overgrown shrub, a rubbish bin, etc. Sadly, he didn't win. 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just show the footage of her trying to sell her vote to the NRA, and ask her once again about treason 000
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh, it was. Initially horrifying, but once we saw that the dogs were controlled, hilarious as we watched a dozen adults and children chase a guinea pig around a tennis court. All eyes on the prize, and not all of the eyes were human 020
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was once at a fete in a small farming community, where there was a 'pet parade'. Because farming, there were 25 border collies. But also one terrified guinea pig. GP escaped and, as one, 25 well-trained dogs snapped to attention, trembling for a command ... GP was returned safely and won the day. 160
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I like to think that cursive handwriting will be thing that causes the AI monsters to blow a fuse, rather like the cold virus stopped the Martians in War of the Worlds 130
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh, I like him. He's so cheery in a "you've got this" way 110
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you can get one of these guys to add to the gravitas, but it does seem a tad too much. 110
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I treated myself to a Custom 823 when I graduated. It's called self-care. 120
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comBeautiful WhoaAlt: Gandalf thinks it beautiful 120
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Here in the antipodes, a couple of years ago, there was an art festival that featured a giant inflatable primate attached to buildings. Locals called it Big Mungy (i.e. 'monkey'). 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Look, maybe a Nokia 3310, but the new Iphone? That's really (ahem) pushing it. 030
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"It makes me sad to think about a young person who might never cultivate the process of self-discovery that takes place in writing, which is inseparable from thinking—at least the kind of thinking that we associate with complex reasoning and self-knowledge." Meghan O’Gieblyn in the NYRB 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comOrigami Fortune TellerAlt: Origami Fortune Teller 010
Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sorry, I misheard. This cardinal sings in a trio, if that helps. (The other two are out of frame) 020