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Henry Bones

@henrybones.bsky.social
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Shenanigans, horseplay, hijinks, monkey business, assorted tomfoolery. Australia doesn't exist, and I should know because I live there.

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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 1h
I'd say it's more like a wonky carrot, but whatever sells, I suppose
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 1h
Listen ye, to the song of my people
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
staff meeting
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's a lot of pressure on that "must" but I'll take what encouragement I can get
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guilty as charged, Your Honour
The view at my desk. Books, papers, pens, the usual disarray
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, there's a bunch of good reasons to stay home
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wanna go to Alamein I'm never coming back again Change at Burnley, Camberwell The Belgrave line's a rail to hell. Hartwell, Burwood and Ashburton Will all slip by, but I am certain Alamein's my terminus Take the train, eschew the bus
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You look after that brain, now. It's a good one.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, how we suffer being part of the 96% minority of non-Americans
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's been my problem, especially with Japanese nibs. I'd like a finer nib but they tend to run a bit scratchy. This might be my answer.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one with a medium nib, and I think I'll marry it. But maybe I want a mistress too...?
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Netflix set to make a romance series set during the National Musical Chairs Championships. It will be called Seated Rivalry.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given his habit of renaming things, he should call it 'American Intelligence'. Grandiose, baseless and likely to be dead within in a week.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[looks up an 823 with a fine nib]
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't tell any more. I'm going outside to look at a tree.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was served up a charming video about otters putting away their toys, and my first thought: is this ai? I hate this feeling. If anyone wants me, I'll be back in the cave.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
vair-y interesting
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Comic strip in which Peter Singer investigates a flooded basement. The cause? Utility Monster!
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's plenty of research funding, too
Part of a Wikipedia entry about the division of labor in Busytown. Predators have the good jobs, pigs are explloited
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dogs in pubs, bears running the post office, cats driving taxis, foxes being mayors and worms driving apples .... this is the Busy Town future I'll vote for
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An archaeologist, a biologist, and a philosopher walk into a bar ...
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“They were careless people, Frankenstein and Igor — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast laboratory or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You don't spend your life in a monomaniacal quest to kill God without building up some bodacious clappers
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those legions of Roman coconuts didn't stand a chance
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
specifically a 1974 HQ Kingswood, preferably brown
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
would also accept Muji gel 0.7 in blue
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is the correct answer
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026
That's about as clear an articulation of the present problem as has been made by anyone.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIyG...
youtube.com
Pepe Kalle & Soukous Stars - Pon Moun Paka Bougé (1989)
YouTube video by InterNdule
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Memo to self: Proposal for next feel-good Aussie comedy movie ... is Mick Molloy still a thing?*
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch the Glitch
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a recent local election, one candidate's brochure was just pictures of him pointing to 'problem areas' in the town. He was a large man with an apparently very recent acquaintance with the concept of suit and tie, pointing at a pothole, an overgrown shrub, a rubbish bin, etc. Sadly, he didn't win.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just show the footage of her trying to sell her vote to the NRA, and ask her once again about treason
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, it was. Initially horrifying, but once we saw that the dogs were controlled, hilarious as we watched a dozen adults and children chase a guinea pig around a tennis court. All eyes on the prize, and not all of the eyes were human
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was once at a fete in a small farming community, where there was a 'pet parade'. Because farming, there were 25 border collies. But also one terrified guinea pig. GP escaped and, as one, 25 well-trained dogs snapped to attention, trembling for a command ... GP was returned safely and won the day.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I like to think that cursive handwriting will be thing that causes the AI monsters to blow a fuse, rather like the cold virus stopped the Martians in War of the Worlds
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, I like him. He's so cheery in a "you've got this" way
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you can get one of these guys to add to the gravitas, but it does seem a tad too much.
3D-printed little Greek warrior holding a pen. Much gravitas.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I treated myself to a Custom 823 when I graduated. It's called self-care.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Beautiful Whoa
Alt: Gandalf thinks it beautiful
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here in the antipodes, a couple of years ago, there was an art festival that featured a giant inflatable primate attached to buildings. Locals called it Big Mungy (i.e. 'monkey').
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look, maybe a Nokia 3310, but the new Iphone? That's really (ahem) pushing it.
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"It makes me sad to think about a young person who might never cultivate the process of self-discovery that takes place in writing, which is inseparable from thinking—at least the kind of thinking that we associate with complex reasoning and self-knowledge." Meghan O’Gieblyn in the NYRB
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Origami Fortune Teller
Alt: Origami Fortune Teller
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sorry, I misheard. This cardinal sings in a trio, if that helps. (The other two are out of frame)
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aye, we all remember the Battle of Bonybuttocks
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Will this do?
Francesco Bevacqua painting of a Cardinal playing the organ and singing (1913)
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Moult bon, veraiement"
a bunch of Norman nobility, looking fierce but also smug, un petit peu
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