Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ghoulish machine seemingly designed with the sole purpose of worsening symptoms of schizophrenia 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anti-ai post that reads suspiciously similar to an imitation of a Morgan Freeman monologue and ends with a simple sentence that summarizes everything with 6 words or less 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also it's obvious that the "railway rescue" vids are scraped from the "Spin Top" subway accident footage 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's incredibly easy to identify AI generated "animation" because there's always something immediately recognizable from the SpongeBob or Tom and Jerry clip everything was stolen from 110
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You know those jokes that are like "OF but I just build Lego sets with my tits out" I don't really get those because it's like OF actually lets you do that and it's a saturated market 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No sympathy for perpetrators of the exotic pet trade be tee dubs 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just saw a video of a chimpanzee being given weed... Like have fun when little dude permanently disfigures someone for being 0.01 milliseconds late with a lighter 100
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm sorry, I find the whole "Why couldn't it be so and so" bit to be incredibly disrespectful towards the deceased. Why must one prioritize snarkiness at a time of mourning? 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Crazy how there's a Bizarro for Rule 34 in the way that if something exists there's a low budget Christian version 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I have yet to see anything even remotely rude when I click show post on an account that's been flagged as "Rude" 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You can't overdose on cinema so would a porn addiction really be that bad if they were real 🙃 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Non binary people don't owe you androgyny but people whose hobby is taxidermy are required by law to talk like Crypt Keeper 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Do they make louder mechanical keyboards? I want straight up tommy gun noises 🙃 110
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Every song on Pet Sounds is about the inherent melancholy associated with the act of loving but okay 031
Reposted by Shades Indoors70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gilbert Williams 019460
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Man the sticker machine in the bathroom at the gas station sucks it always puts out these phallic shaped balloons that smell vaguely of banana and sometimes strawberry 🍅🍅🍅 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It's easy to claim Hank Hill is a Mr. Anderson parallel. Are you brave enough to admit that Hank is a Butthead parallel? 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I remember being at a friend's house as a kid and Beavis and Butthead do America was airing on cable when their dad stormed in and got extremely mad at everyone for "Putting on an inappropriate movie" Anywhozers that man decided Jeepers Creepers 2 on DVD was "More appropriate" 💀 010
Reposted by Shades IndoorsHeart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Dissociate handmade paper collage 2614
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I don't understand people who fast forward through nudity and sex scenes in horror movies. It's like we already saw three of the characters get turned into hamburger meat you can't really be all that scandalized by a nipple 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They should let Tim Burton fuck with florescents again 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sympathizing with Bear is not a sign someone is a danger to women because he is NOT REAL. Obsession is a good movie but a vocal portion of the audience takes it way too seriously 😐 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Playing tunes on my ice cold space saxophone baby 😎 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hiking! The only hobby where an office employee became a Missing 411 case because his identity was reduced to "Blue Jeans" by The Culture™! 110
Reposted by Shades IndoorsHeart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide. handmade collage 2453
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Why do some people paint popular stand-up routines as their own experiences? It's like I know that didn't actually happen to you dude, that's a Chris Rock routine 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Auditory hallucinations be like "Hello. Who is there?" 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My sister used to date one of those and he'd be like "Do you know about the Akira slide" and it's like yeah dude I'm aware of the Akira slide, I've seen an animated property made within the past fifteen years 000
Reposted by Shades IndoorsHeart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“Passion, for me, is like a shark - it never stops moving.” Jack White handmade collage 4618
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Highly intelligent operations of an intelligent being 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Yeah 90's Kid™ I'm sure the children are upset to be missing out on the experience of burning themselves with an automobile's coil lighter 💀 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Just doin some bullshit in Paint.Net for real Brolander II: The Quickening 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Man, people say a movie is scary and then they don't even scream so hard that their skeleton pops out of their mouth and plays xylophone on their ribs... Bunch of fake scaredy cats for real brosef 😒😒😒 020
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Modern Family is good but sometimes it feels like it was written with a Live Studio Audience™ in mind if that makes sense 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026She looks like a video game character, now please be quiet. You are sounding like the people who believe furries are using litter boxes in classrooms and smoking weed will turn you into a cannibal 😐 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Carcass Crate! The only subscription box that guarantees a front porch full of vultures once a month or your money back! 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Earthlings are being deliberately illiterate, the green man propaganda is quite blatant with its message 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026static.klipy.comShark Biting Underwater Fiber Optic CableAlt: Studio reenactment of an individual eating licorice 020
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026People on the internet take cartoon characters way too seriously, anyway the funny lactation fetishist with laser eyes isn't the real villain and they make it a point to tell the audience that he's like that because he was tortured and groomed by the corporate entity making the super heroes 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026What is it with anime and horror films that attracts the "Art Police"? Usually it's just tedious performative "Morality" that never extends beyond the individual's screen, other times it'll be a self proclaimed "Progressive" putting gift wrap on fascist rhetoric 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/05/20263D printers are a plague upon craft vendors, endless booths of the same fidgets 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Eight million eight thousand one hundred thirty five 🔮🙏🔮 000
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Schizophrenia is hell. It feels like I'm looking at everything through a monitor with severe screen burn and I hear what sounds like someone whistling and calling for help at all hours of the day. 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The South™ named a grocery store exactly what a grocery store that only exists in movies would be named and then they act surprised when people are shocked to find out Piggly Wiggly is an actual existing franchise 010
Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Gotta try using these things so people know I'm not ded and stuff 🙃 010
