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Shades Indoors

@henrismiley.bsky.social
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Age:28 Name: E. Henri I click around with a little yellow mouse until it looks cool

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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ghoulish machine seemingly designed with the sole purpose of worsening symptoms of schizophrenia
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anti-ai post that reads suspiciously similar to an imitation of a Morgan Freeman monologue and ends with a simple sentence that summarizes everything with 6 words or less
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's incredibly easy to identify AI generated "animation" because there's always something immediately recognizable from the SpongeBob or Tom and Jerry clip everything was stolen from
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know those jokes that are like "OF but I just build Lego sets with my tits out" I don't really get those because it's like OF actually lets you do that and it's a saturated market
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just saw a video of a chimpanzee being given weed... Like have fun when little dude permanently disfigures someone for being 0.01 milliseconds late with a lighter
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm sorry, I find the whole "Why couldn't it be so and so" bit to be incredibly disrespectful towards the deceased. Why must one prioritize snarkiness at a time of mourning?
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Crazy how there's a Bizarro for Rule 34 in the way that if something exists there's a low budget Christian version
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have yet to see anything even remotely rude when I click show post on an account that's been flagged as "Rude"
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can't overdose on cinema so would a porn addiction really be that bad if they were real 🙃
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Non binary people don't owe you androgyny but people whose hobby is taxidermy are required by law to talk like Crypt Keeper
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do they make louder mechanical keyboards? I want straight up tommy gun noises 🙃
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every song on Pet Sounds is about the inherent melancholy associated with the act of loving but okay
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gilbert Williams
A glowing yellow sailing ship drifts through outer space towards a bright, swirling galaxy of stars.
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Man the sticker machine in the bathroom at the gas station sucks it always puts out these phallic shaped balloons that smell vaguely of banana and sometimes strawberry 🍅🍅🍅
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's easy to claim Hank Hill is a Mr. Anderson parallel. Are you brave enough to admit that Hank is a Butthead parallel?
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I remember being at a friend's house as a kid and Beavis and Butthead do America was airing on cable when their dad stormed in and got extremely mad at everyone for "Putting on an inappropriate movie" Anywhozers that man decided Jeepers Creepers 2 on DVD was "More appropriate" 💀
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Heart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dissociate handmade paper collage
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't understand people who fast forward through nudity and sex scenes in horror movies. It's like we already saw three of the characters get turned into hamburger meat you can't really be all that scandalized by a nipple 🫩
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They should let Tim Burton fuck with florescents again
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sympathizing with Bear is not a sign someone is a danger to women because he is NOT REAL. Obsession is a good movie but a vocal portion of the audience takes it way too seriously 😐
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Playing tunes on my ice cold space saxophone baby 😎
A freezable smoking apparatus adorned with multiple bracelets and trinkets with a visible layer of frost
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The colder the bong the higher you get 😎😎😎
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
GOOD MORNING GAMERS WITH A Y
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Heart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide. handmade collage
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why do some people paint popular stand-up routines as their own experiences? It's like I know that didn't actually happen to you dude, that's a Chris Rock routine
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Auditory hallucinations be like "Hello. Who is there?"
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Heart Art @katieheart.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Passion, for me, is like a shark - it never stops moving.” Jack White handmade collage
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Highly intelligent operations of an intelligent being
Keyboard displaying multicolored lights in a pattern resembling a phallus
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah 90's Kid™ I'm sure the children are upset to be missing out on the experience of burning themselves with an automobile's coil lighter 💀
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just doin some bullshit in Paint.Net for real Brolander II: The Quickening
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! A SCREENSHOT! LOOK AT MY MONITOR STEVE!
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Man, people say a movie is scary and then they don't even scream so hard that their skeleton pops out of their mouth and plays xylophone on their ribs... Bunch of fake scaredy cats for real brosef 😒😒😒
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Modern Family is good but sometimes it feels like it was written with a Live Studio Audience™ in mind if that makes sense
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
She looks like a video game character, now please be quiet. You are sounding like the people who believe furries are using litter boxes in classrooms and smoking weed will turn you into a cannibal 😐
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Carcass Crate! The only subscription box that guarantees a front porch full of vultures once a month or your money back!
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Um like "ribbit" or something
Hehehehehe that's a naughty word 

(Laptop monitor displaying an open Paint.Net window showing the word "Minou" repeated in a colorful pattern)
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
People on the internet take cartoon characters way too seriously, anyway the funny lactation fetishist with laser eyes isn't the real villain and they make it a point to tell the audience that he's like that because he was tortured and groomed by the corporate entity making the super heroes
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What is it with anime and horror films that attracts the "Art Police"? Usually it's just tedious performative "Morality" that never extends beyond the individual's screen, other times it'll be a self proclaimed "Progressive" putting gift wrap on fascist rhetoric
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
3D printers are a plague upon craft vendors, endless booths of the same fidgets
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Eight million eight thousand one hundred thirty five 🔮🙏🔮
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Schizophrenia is hell. It feels like I'm looking at everything through a monitor with severe screen burn and I hear what sounds like someone whistling and calling for help at all hours of the day.
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The South™ named a grocery store exactly what a grocery store that only exists in movies would be named and then they act surprised when people are shocked to find out Piggly Wiggly is an actual existing franchise
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gotta try using these things so people know I'm not ded and stuff 🙃
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
15 colors on a grid
Colorful squares of four different sizes in a grid formation
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ayo! Is this thing on? (How's it going)
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You click to uncover a tweet on here because the account has been labeled "Rude" and it's always just like "I like puppys and kittins :) :) :)" 💀
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Awe that's adorable! They don't even know that Plusfaces are the "Good Guys" yet 🥹🥹🥹 (Morality police of TikTok have been made aware of Crossed lmao)
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's all groovy Brojo Dojo Casa House it's just a movie the evil clown didn't actually whack those people it's all corn syrup and red dye
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Anime is cool as hell when you don't have an alleged fan of the stuff who pretends the act of watching it is a humiliation ritual talking the whole time
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
HIGHLANDER (1986)
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Shades Indoors @henrismiley.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Doodling on digital notebook paper:)
Pixel art of a demoness captioned "Computer's Frozen Again" with a stylized background made to resemble notebook paper
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