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Henri Greenwood🍓

@henrigreenwood.bsky.social
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I don’t nap. I enter a state of caffeinated purgatory and gaslight Myself into thinking inertia is rest. Like an adult.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I have $209 worth of beautiful things in my online shopping cart… all perfect for Barcelona. Step forward and spoil me.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Do you like My….. rooster?😉
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Good morning💋amid a sea of coffee sends… be yourself. Do something that sets you apart… 🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The world isn’t ready for how aroused I feel this morning…
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Making a cheesecake today… I control the luxuries in My life, just like how I control you.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
An evening full of spellwork. 🥰 I feel wonderful.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Wednesdays are for quiet luxury. Snuggles. Decadent breakfast. Online shopping. Clothes fresh from drying in the sunshine. How are you making My life better?
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Would you rather have: A. A regular 0rġǎșm or B. Amazing post-s£x hair
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Fresh out of the shower, feeling clean and cleansed. 🥰 I love how My hair feels as it dries… I have a workout planned for later today, but I couldn’t wait. I needed a moment to Myself. 🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Mondays are beautiful. Comforting. Elegant. New beginnings always are. … At least, when you’re a goddess like Me.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Don’t waste your energy wondering if you can trust people. A bird doesn't land on a branch trusting that branch won't break — it trusts in its ability to fly away if it does.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Wealth floods My payment methods, while sleep finds Me easily. Grace and humility are tempered with power and control, all acting as a magnet to My will. I am not afraid of the dawn, for I am living in the bliss others only achieve in dreams.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Relaxing Saturdays are My birthright. Warm breezes. Birds singing. Luxury. If you’re not working to give Me the life I deserve, I’m not interested in your presence.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Findom propaganda I’m not falling for: -“Cashmasters” -That I “need” a sub to have any sort of worth as a Findomme -That I “need” your money -The “value” of RT “subs” -Being told to wait until Friday/payday -Thinking findom isn’t SW -Confusing findom w/ femdom -Treating Dommes like vending machines
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Friday starts the weekend with Me soapy and content. Sub-funded coffee, beautiful sunshine, the smell of lilacs wafting through the window. Bliss.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My Thursday is beautiful, just like Me🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
🪗For anyone who has dated an accordion player ••• how fast could they bring you to 🅾️rg💥sm? 😈 media4.giphy.com/media/mjvAIi...
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Who wants to reimburse My roundtrip tickets to Barcelona, Spain 🥵🥵🥵
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
While I relax and enjoy My evening, you are honoring My grace and beauty by spoiling Me🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My body is strong and beautiful. I hit a PR this weekend and I expect to wake up with anthems of congratulations in the form of coffees and breakfasts and flowers.🚲
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Look at this scrumptious bowl of trail mix. (Not pictured: a second bowl of trail mix, just as full.) I was told this was “sacrilegious” and full of “vein clogging cholesterol.” What do you think?
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Sleep calls to Me, Sweet whispers of, “Goddess… Goddess… Rest and dream, The stars will comfort You, The moon will protect You, You are safe, Sleep in bliss” And I snuggle into My bed, My bower of pillows and satin, And I sleep. And I dream. And I am in bliss.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Let this Wednesday be the one where you do the brave thing. Take that first step.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I don’t think you’re even ready for wagon Wednesday. 🤣
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The weather looks like it could be cool and rainy this weekend. Which will make this an even bigger adventure!!🚵‍♀️ Spoil Me as I plan a warmer wardrobe and I’ll carry you around in My pocket. 🪤 throne.com/henri_greenw...
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
You have a wonderful amount of time to spoil and pamper Me before I fly to Barcelona in July. I know the timeline will only get beta safe edits, but good subs who add to My life of ease and luxury could get more…🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Al Juliol, visitaré la bonica ciutat de Barcelona. Estic molt emocionat de ser mimat en aquest viatge. throne.com/henri_greenw...
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My Monday is nothing to be scared of. When My life is so effortless and abundant, I know I have nothing to worry about.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Getting ready to bike 20 miles (32.157 km) this morning. My bicycle event is this Saturday. 60 miles between the 24th and 25th. I can do this! My body is strong! You are here to pay for the: 🚲bike ⛺️camping equipment 🌮food 🏨hotel stay 🚙travel expenses
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I can feel My body preparing for its monthly uterine purge. Between My struggles with regulating My emotions, and My cramps, I have retreated to the sofa with a fuzzy blanket. Your worship during this period of time should be a badge of honor.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This event starts on FRIDAY! 🤯🤯🤯
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Renewal is a part of life.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I know I’m going to need a few extra hands for all the coffee I’ll be sent while I sleep.🤯
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My brain is tired & My body is sore. I rode over 20 miles (32.187 km) on My bicycle this week, plus a 45 minute horse riding lesson. I am icing My knee & counting My aches… … If you are imagining how you could massage My body & ease away My aches & pains, send Me $15 for blessing your fantasies.🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
What you may not realize is, the more coffee you send Me, the more brain space you free up for Me to think about…. *ahem* 🌶️🌶️🌶️ things.💋
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I woke up at 6AM today, rode My bike 12.56 miles (a new PR) and from that - this bag of crunchy Cheetos is hitting the spot juuuuust right… … much better than the bug I swallowed on My bike ride, anyway. 😝
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My Thursday is meant to begin with a coffee. Your Thursday is meant to begin with sending Me a coffee. throne.com/henri_greenw...
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
ⓘ This F i n a n c i a l D o m m e is hungry for a drain.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Worship Wednesday. The alliteration gives the phrase a fun sort of “lilt.” There’s humor and whimsy to be found in such a personal act. What have you done to show your worship? What steps have you taken to rise above your intimidations?🍓
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Everything comes easily to Me. Your attention. Your devotion. Your servitude. My life is exclusive. Only the bravest submissives approach with tribute. They are the ones who get to see Me. My humor. My wit. My grace. Everything comes easily to Me.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Time for a post-work meditation to drop everything that is unnecessary from My energy. I deserve My life of ease and bliss. If you are seeing this and still haven’t sent… well... You’ll be dropped too.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
While I sit at My computer, typing out a steamy romance scene, you are sending for My coffee.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s Mother’s Day. Have you forgotten what the “M” stands for in MILF? 😒 The only apologies worthy of acknowledgement are those made with money.
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Henri Greenwood🍓 @henrigreenwood.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This Mother’s Day, don’t forget to acknowledge anyone who has ever “mom’ed” you. This includes teachers, drag queens, community elders, veterinarians, your restaurant server, and many others.
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