Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 1hI am willing to be contrary in any given situation I have no allegiances 120 2
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 7hEvery time I dig up a sucker to plant in my hedge it dies so I’ve given up. What are they called in Djæňşķ? 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 7hWent for a walk to the mounts to gather sloes as I had seen some lovely laden bushes a month ago. In the interim the council has slashed them to fuck so only got a handful. My poor gin empire ☹️ 280 8
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 13hI also have an old Air, and I’m considering putting Linux on it cos that should work. Plus something like Linux Mint is designed to run well on older hardware, and there should be all the software you’d need (browser/doc editing) 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026It’s not that much work, my beef farmer uncle used to get up at 10am every day 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026My belorussian friend was like “no that’s wrong” every time I sang «включу» from Робот-робот-робот Я тебя включу, и полетели 😅 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026So good to be seen, so good to be heard, don’t have to say a word 🫶🏼 010 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026No you need a KNIFE this is why people think aussies are stupid 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026You can get a lot done with a knife. For eg I got my groceries for free once 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Knees however are protesting gently and asking for a time out 100 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I will not be questioned by someone who accidentally does marathons while out for a jog 120 2
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026What if we kissed by the salvation army game of thrones themed sausage guillotine 2181 18
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Sub 29, the system works. My body isn’t even flooded with ibuprofen and paracetamol today! Both soaring AND flying actually. 250 5
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Gonna put the High School Musical OST on for this hashtag parkrun hashtag peakperformance hashtag that isn’t a pun 1300 30
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026well i don't personally know a way of pouring uphill so us poor idiots in the midlands just use pumps like mediaeval peasants 010 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026yes the walls are going up next week, the timber for the frame is currently blocking the driveway which is nice 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026now puppy play? honestly i don't even know who you are anymore 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026do you know how fucking expensive WALLS are? I've gone down the back of the sofa for this concrete slab as it is! 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026nah bodies go in the compost, gotta cycle the nutrients back into the biocycle 030 3
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026some rough men came round this morning and pumped a load up the back or however you phrase it to get attention online 4230 23
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026it was quite warm today, i'm still waiting for this autumn thing 110 1
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026but it looks like some thicko acting out a script written by AI and thus it's just engagement bait 120 2
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026You can use a coin on a frozen glass of water to check if your freezer has defrosted and refrozen, so you'd know if you had to chuck out your freezer contents (if you're a fucking coward) - I think it's more for yanks who have garage chest freezers and a shitty power grid 130 3
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026wrong kind of light cloud cover in Nottingham today was it? lazy shits 180 8
