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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“So you fucked a dog. I get it, man. Humans are off the table for guys like us. It’s time we dog-fuckers had a turn. Do you want to be in the FBI?”

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A Seiju elm is not like a child. You have to nurture it for it to thrive.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Somebody get Larry Arnn out from under his Churchill puppet. He’ll love this.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

He returns to his frames, as the wise ones foretold! The prophecy is fulfilled!

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I never had to teach Philip to find the most fucked up thing, jam your face in it, and take a big whiff. He just does it. That’s friendship.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“The contemporary rejection of natural right leads to nihilism—nay, it is identical with nihilism.”

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You can train all you want, but it’s all about your father’s genetic make-up. That’s just science. Trust the science.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

He thinks if he doesn’t look at me I won’t notice that he won’t leave the car.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Doing ape sounds near my blue suede sofa so the hood knows it’s mine.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Young buck didn’t know I could Jean Claude Van Damme his ass. He probably won’t fight again.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

What’s the Forbiddenest Great Book? The Bari Weiss bust won’t tell me. She’s mad because my Ben Franklin bust and I were cracking on her hard, and she’s just too fucking slow for what we bring to the freestyle scene.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I find it psychologically revealing that men respond to baldness with variously intrusive degrees of hair treatment. The ancients taught that you punish baldness with an elephant. Hair goo and sadling surgeries? Blech. Grow the fuck up. RETVRN

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. I’m Harrison-Ford-at-Cannes-in-82ing again.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Okay. Listen up. How do I get that fucking strait open? This shit is hitting home. I’m going to be forced to abandon Philip at a high-end suburban mall. Open that shit up.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The sugarbaby has forgiven me for going out last night.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I drew this when Melania Epstein rode that slavebot up to a podium to tell us about philosophy.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Two days after 420 in 1724, the mellow was world-historically harshed when a little schnauzer turd came to life and named itself Kant. Happy birthday, Kant.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Can I be real for a minute? The Pope doesn’t get just war theory. He can’t even do this:

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“A Portrait of the Fartist as a Slug Man”

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

You can tell by my outfit that I play golf on weekends and on weekdays provide cover for management here and there at this and that stupid corporation or something by telling them to streamline by firing humans.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

AI makes Antichrist posting a breeze! Thanks for saving the Great American Tradition™️ and conserving all that good stuff, conservatives. You’re brilliant.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Coolest guy in politics just OWNED Iran. Art of the Deal Daddy will feed him extra kibble when he gets home. Art of the Deal Daddy went to a fight with Little Marco in Miami last night, so there’s going to be some jealousy. They’ll have to sleep in separate crates for a while.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Your privacy at this time, please. Kristi asks for privacy.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A young Nietzsche watches his freak uncle try to hypnotize a chicken and comes up with a baller statement on the abyss.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

To be fair to Dr. NYT Bestseller A Bunch, English literature, in all its forms, is silent on the sun.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Putting myself out there. Likes: Soviet realism, murder, my gang, deeply erotic instruments Dislikes: this prison

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My baby boy out in the streets. youtu.be/uWxFItoLPWM?...

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

A lot of men ask me and the kitty how to begin with loafers. Aside from quality, versatility is the goal. White loafers are the answer. We used to know this.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I told Philip that the utility room he passes through to go take a dump outside is called a “porte-cochère.” I want him to say it to a pit bull so he gets his ass kicked.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Goes lyrically hard. Killer record. Killer pink. youtu.be/pFMJ9CqKnyM?...

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

There was a “Sex and the City” episode about this guy. They called him Mr. Ass. Charlotte tried to make him play tennis. But he just wants to eat ass. He’s very good at it.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I’m stopping a mauling. Philip has lost his mind. He has developed a taste for MAN FLESH.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Sunshine essence? Taste of wonder? I will fucking break you.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

“I said no pictures. I just want to eat this bowl of pickles I brought with me.”

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I stole all these ingredients through a variety of distraction tactics, intimidation, and brute force. Breakfast is rooted in violence. That is my teaching.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

🚨 NEW INFLUENCER ALERT 🚨 You know how parents write blogs because they think they’re the first to have an idea because they have a fucking toddler they think’s a genius and so they’re a genius, too? I’m doing that with kitties. Look at the nurture. Subscribe to my wisdom. Follow my teaching.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Philip and I will make your bullshit boho design dreams come true, but we’re dropping in an Eames, and you’ll like it. Don’t hit us up.

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Randal Hendrickson @hendrickson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

German philosophy skeeves me out. I’m done, man. I’ve seen enough.

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