Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Replace @wulfhelm.bsky.social? Not taking that poisoned chalice 😎 2140
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Toad int Ole. With seasonal vegetables n tatties and a medically approved gravy of appropriate thickness. Lower tables. Spam in the 'French' style. Ve/vegan option. A banana. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 25783
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026This week, Mr Pip has barked at Alan Shearer Skelpies Trugs Langoustines Alfalfa The Ace of Spades Solstices The French Inappropriate crumbles An amorous brick Sweat pants Chlorine Feltching Brasso Flock wallpaper Linnets Worcestershire County Council and Selkirk 40859
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Pizza. Like an open sandwich. But cooked. Because we Saxons are NOT FUCKING SAVAGES! Lower tables. Spam Anglaise Vegetarian/vegan. Used Budgie cage lining. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 18593
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is adding content to his OnlySpams page (top table only) Codpiece Lower tables. Unspecified whitefish pieces +ketchup Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine Steak, Saffron Potato Purée and Charred Leek Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 11252
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social (top table only) Mashed potato and a Badger Lower tables. Jacket Potato with Cheesy Beans Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Jacket Potato with Vegan Chives and Vegan Sour Cream Salt, pepper, condiments (and gammon) by the leopard gate as ever 131
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social (top table only) Pancakes Lower tables. Pancakes Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Pancakes Lemon, sugar and syrups by the leopard gate as ever. 1111
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year. All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate. 071
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast (top table only) French onion soup Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice Gammon by the leopard gate as ever. 4141
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026This week, Mr Pip has barked at All things runcible Lemon grass The absence of toast Glowworms The Pillsbury doughboy The Flemish GK Chesterton The Pillars of Heaven Roughage Rust Plaits Volumetric flasks Latrine powered AI Twiggy Weird shaped kickballs and Cockburnspath. 379311
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin. (top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box Lower tables. Chocolates from said box Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke Gammon by the leopards gate as ever 4171
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social (top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy Vegetarian/vegan option. Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas. Gammon by the leopard gate as ever. 10221
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman. (top table only) OOPL TMNI Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever 2100
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social (top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles Gammon by the leopards gate 292
Reposted by Madam MayorDavid Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 11/02/2026A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles. 2184
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay. (top table only) Pectin Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream Inbox. Spam, spam and spam Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 4170
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland (top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma Gammon by the leopard gate as ever 272
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals. (top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad Cheetos by the leopard gate 9262
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing (top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever 7201
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats (top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹ Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas. Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever. ¹Not RSPCA approved 5201
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This week, Mr Pip has barked at Unopened whisky Downpipes The clouds that lour'd upon our house Filigree Man buns A shrike Cerise toner Daguerreotypes Flumes The Caelian Hill Ferns Quilters One out of three Spidermans Variegation Cola cubes Chilblains and, Kidderminster. 35937
Reposted by Madam MayorWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Mr Pip likes, Sleeping Getting up Walks Sticks Balls Grass Wet grass Sleeping Squirrels, the chasing thereof Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago Cheese Glittering sunbeams Steak night Sleeping Whatever the cats are eating Sniffs Sleeping Cheese Sleeping 231046
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland (top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 8180
Reposted by Madam MayorDarkLibrarian @darklibrarianofuk.bsky.social · 04/02/2026my cute wolf version sings #darklibrary #art #oc 153
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is a bit quiet (top table only) Dave's pack of Leibniz from the office 🥂 Lower tables. Bangers and Cheesy Mash... +Peas Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Vegan Pasta in a Tangy Tomato Sauce with Basil Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 9274
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is conquering the Brittas Empire. (top table only) 1x fat free rule obsessed hologram that might be Chris Barry Lower tables. Muller Rice (no spoon) Vegetarian/vegan option. Yasai Katsu Curry Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 1123
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social isn't eating properly. (top table only) Pantone 16-2130 TN and Turps. Lower tables. 1x Banana stolen from 29 Acacia Road. Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted carrots with dill pesto and a miso risotto. Gammon by the leopards gate as ever. 1121
Madam Mayor @hendos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026And now it’s Monday @wulfhelm.bsky.social, morning boss! Hope you're well! You look a bit famished. Why does everybody look a bit famished? You have remembered to feed everyone, right? 280
