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Henchman for Hire! Please I need money. ((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun)) #MVRP #DCURP #DCUO

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Henchman is another term for wingman.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotham is DARK WOKE. I will ALWAYS refer to you by your chosen pronouns when I send your family your severed head in a box.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I don't get a henchmen job RIGHT NOW I'm going to crash the stock market. You know. Like more than it usually does.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You break into someone's house /one time/ while they're tripping balls on allergy medicine and suddenly you're 'the Hat Man' 🙄🙄🙄
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Would you like to see what happens.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Would you like to see what happens.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Would you like to see what happens.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Only suckers complain about shitty roads and bad public infrastructure after NOT PAYING THEIR TAXES
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know it's funny, I heard the Wayne family has a swear jar too. And I think Bruce has just about as many kids running around that place as the Bat has sidekicks. I guess everyone with a lot of young people needs a swear jar.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
[slips Cloak Kid another $100 so they can finish cursing out Tim]
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Ohhh were those felt tip copics?"
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Playing pool at a shady bar in the worst part of Gotham. They've shed their hat and coat, so they're just in their sleeveless black tunic and gloves. Readying their cue.
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Agent Spider | Vincent Valet @invincible-spidey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Whatever comes my way, whatever battle I have raging inside me, there is always a choice. It's the choices that make me who I am. I can always choose to do what's right. Whatever life holds in store, I can never look the other way. Not again.” ♡ + ↻
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh did I show up just in time for another episode of Boss's psychopathic gay crush crashout?? Awesome.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Where's the Invincible Universe. [knocks on 4th wall] Let me play with your freaks!!!!
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Never Forget 🙏
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hello timeline! I'm here to upset all of you once again!
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Thancred Waters @handsmestranger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
//the news wasn't good. I'm sorry. I will not be around much. I don't know for how long. If you see this reposted, it's by one of my alts. Frog mun says you're all great friends. And keep me and my family in your thoughts.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I hate waking up and none of you did anything interesting. I'm going back to bed.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
//i had a dream last night that Trickshot met Bill Cipher They did NOT get on
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I just had an analog horror nightmare that actually scared me. I'm embarrassed. The super predictable glitchy scream. And oh yeah? Is that characters mouth gonna get bigger and its eyes turn red? No one's thought of that before. Still got me. Dammit. Dammit.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Rose I need you to listen to me very very carefully. I want him to eat me alive. I want him to bite my ass and leave a chunk missing like a cartoon donut with a bite taken out do you understand me.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Whenever someone uses he/him pronouns without asking me I assume they have been ogling my bulge. Presumptuous of you but very understandable. You may continue!
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How long did Batman deal with nipple chafe before he learned to tape those things.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Someone just asked me if I forgot to pick up my Adderall prescription for some reason. What a completely insane and uncalled for thing to ask me.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Me when I say 'yaoi hole ambrosia'
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
//hm. Shakes brain. Filter is out again
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Did I say that? Probably. Changed my mind.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I log onto social media. I rattle off the first three thoughts to cross my head. I slap Riddler on the ass. I log off.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Your honor who caresses oh my goddd who caressss
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You'll never believe this but I went to art school.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Just got some baller bath bombs so now Gotham not getting several buildings demolished all depends on me having hot running water tonight.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Good news! I went to Therapy! Now I know all sorts of different key phrases to excuse my behavior!
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Mazen Lightwood @anempathictouch.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"Please, come in. This is a safe place." At long last, the doctor is in. Mazen Lightwood, AKA the Counselor. A Miqo'te with an Echo power that gives him uncanny insight into, and influence over, the emotions of others. All are welcome!
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"My long slutty waist and legs have enraptured yet another fool."
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Coffee
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Never Forget 🙏
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'm FINE BY THE WAY!!!
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And I'm so good that I'll make you wanna stay up-🎶
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hospital
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
//there is actually a reason behind their name! And this is because they have a lot more powers at their disposal than they use/show they operate at a henchmen level when they could be much more of a problem if they wished to be
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Did I sit in speedster catnip? Why are so many fast guys after my delicious ass!
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"In that slutty skin tight suit no less."
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
.... ????????????.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Heroes lovvveee filling my timeline with one sided conversations and honestly it's the main reason I'm evil.
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"Please can a more cultured hero harass me, this is so cringe."
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Leannning out the window. "What the fuck they doin' over 'dare."
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Grabbing them by the legs and sending them spinning down the sidewalk, laughing and clapping as they spin. "Wheeeee!"
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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@ticktockcroc.bsky.social Knocking on his warehouse window with their staff.
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