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Sara Hates Hockey

@helmerroids.bsky.social
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Red Wings. Tigers. Meme Factory CEO. Proud inverter of the Y-axis. TTRPG enjoyer. Prosecute ICE.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11m
And we are calling it done. It’s not about symmetry it’s about #vibes.
Painting of a ballet dancer in brown, black and white
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 2h
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 2h
I say that like a joke but I know they will put AI in “smart bidets” it’s only a matter of time.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 2h
Meta can do everything for you except wipe your bum and get Facebook to stop pausing your music but don’t worry we’re working on the first one.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 3h
Just a little guy.
Small bulbasaur planter with flowers
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 4h
Red Wings penalty kill: *sucks* Me, to Alex Tanguay:
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 6h
Must be nice. #LGRW
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
My painting deadline is Thurs AM at the latest to enter it in the community fair and I had NOTHING. I think this one is going to work out. I have entered the past 2 years and never get a ribbon 😔 . I did get an ice cream coupon from a local business for my cupcake painting which was delightful.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
thank you 🙏🏻
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
Memo to self: add more brown to head
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
Memo to self: shorten torso and move leotard to align with chest. I knew something major was off but couldn’t put my finger on it until I walked away. Works every time.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you 💜
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 14h
After MULTIPLE failed attempts at various paintings I think we are finally making some progress. Time to walk away and see how it looks in the daylight before continuing and evening out the lopsided bits
An in progress black and brown painting of a kneeling ballerina in a tutu
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 16h
Next up, Possum (2018) directed by Matthew Holness aka GARTH MARENGHI????
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 19h
Tubi is the app of horror movies.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 19h
Watched Noroi: The Curse after seeing it recommended so many times. I bet people are very divided with half thinking it’s the most boring movie of all time and half saying it’s a masterpiece. I was locked in, nothing seems so outrageous to knock you out of feeling like it’s real found footage.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t think a piano killed anyone in a final destination movie so how was I to know?
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Piano tuner casually telling a story about a piano exploding and taking out a wall. You hear about the danger of garage door springs all the time but I’ve played piano my whole life and never thought about what happens when the wood in an old piano cracks and releases all that tension at once.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My Saturday also had a real Sunday energy for some reason. Maybe because I did chores instead of procrastinating?
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Agent Scully, OG Pink Ranger, and Trinity were the heralds of bisexuality for an entire generation.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I absolutely do not have time to play video games this month which makes it the perfect time to start up another mass effect playthrough.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks for supporting my journey. Remember you can use a fancy spoon at any time for any reason.
Chocolate ice cream and pretzels
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Time for Chincoteague Marsh Mud ice cream and extra salt pretzels #health #wellness
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Horror anthologies are the best so much better than trying to get 90 minutes out of one idea.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shuffle the forward lines it ain’t working.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After putting four pucks in the net the Habs win it 1-0
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How bout that Tarasov tho fuck it trade Gibson
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was entirely too much for a 1-0 game
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If they send out Copp I swear to god
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let Kevin McGonigle shoot
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let Seider shoot
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Booing makes Larkin feel at home
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh now they boo
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok Shootout failed let’s go back to OT
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shooting directly at the goalie doesn’t seem to work but might as well keep trying
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I wouldn’t imagine that Montreal Canadians have intelligence…. …… on Tarasov
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tarasov forces players to score only illegal goals
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Has a team ever had three goals called off in one game
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hockey is such an unserious sport
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HAHAHAHAAH
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welp
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Copp in a low speed pursuit
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ASP show that road rage
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seider controller disconnected
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Larkin scoring would be funny tho
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe it’s my fault. My name was Sara Likes Hockey. It was too positive. Let’s get back on the hater brand.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lucas Raymond I demand a goal. I am your unofficial general manager
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The forbidden gnocchi
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Doubling down with Mick anticipating overtime. Hubris.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh that is the kiss of death putting shutout stats on the screen
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