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The Ultimate Delinquent

@hellsdelinquent.bsky.social
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“Yeah, Our badass role model turning overlord is something I gotta stop!”

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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kyoko: “I don’t remember much, it’s been a few years since then but he was a hero in the worst way. It’s almost like he wanted there to be a villain for him to defeat, like in the end of any story.” -It was strange recalling such things, the ‘super hero’ as he was called. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’m sure she will be! Especially with all the work you’re gonna be doing to making this place nice! Just keep it up and don’t forget to lift with your back, it’ll help make sure you won’t be pained later.” -The Pinkette smiled happily as she walked off with Asuka and a few grunts. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Hah! There we go, now we just need to place these all around the town! I’m so smart~”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
—> At least until a certain other delinquent reappeared.- “Things seem to be going well in there, I think we managed to clean up about a quarter of the houses so far. Pole work is a lot harder than simple cleaning but you’re doing well!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Hey~ Hey, I wake up! Don’t forget you have something special to do today! So wake up!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kyoko: “good work, now we just gotta do it until most of the ground is seeable. Can’t have your group tripping over themselves and hurting them.” -Kyoko continued to work, marking locations down based on how far the light shone from the first one placed. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Heh, of course! I have to deal with the honor roll class all the time and they barely listen to anything. When you’re a delinquent, paying attention and asking questions is what I expect. Don’t you expect me to half ass any part of our private lessons!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Now THATS the delinquent way, see you’re already getting used to it! And it would genuinely be a huge help if you could. With classes starting back up for everyone I gotta make sure my classroom is in as best condition as possible!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“It’s been a while since I’ve had someone THIS invested in delinquent activity. I think I might have a new person to teach under my wing. Here’s the deal, if you can find my book before my class starts I’ll give you a week of private lessons to test your metal.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Heh, maybe you should attend one of my classes then, we’ll get ya to understand MY way of going about things through delinquency. But first we need to figure out who booknabbed my book. It has to be someone from the human world but who…”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Hey! I am a teacher, a registered teacher at that! It’s just I’m not in uniform. But in order to even teach at all I have to find that book! I dunno why someone would want it other than to mess with me, none of the honor roll took it so it’s not them…”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Well you didn’t ask me, and I had my book on my teaching desk! I need it for explain the rules of delinquency you know.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Alright, who stole my book?! Which one of you honor roll rapscallions made off with it huh?!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
—> She had somehow dealt with much messier places than this, thanks to her time at the netherworld academy.- “But don’t you worry, we the netherworld delinquents, will make sure this place is up to our standards!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“See? I told ya it would be a good idea, and I guess I can agree to that, only if you put up some more lights out here. If we’re not cleaning up then it’s best to make sure no one living here slips and falls at night.” -She smirked proudly as she looked around the area. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
—> Besides, it’s clear your two members seem excited about cleaning this place up somewhat.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Ok ok, but have you actually tried listening to see if it’s what THEY want. Not everyone wants to live in a run down city after all, they want decent beds and places to live. They could even have families ya know!” -Geez she’s going straight for the throat against him… —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
—> And all the broken windows too, it’s like you guys don’t know how to clean up. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure this place looks absolutely perfect by the time we’re done with the renovations and cleaning. Oh, and don’t worry about the cost, I’ve already got it planned out.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
—> Though instead of causing problems for everyone else these three did the exact opposite, at least for humans. For demons they were THE delinquents to fear.- “Well if it is your home the state it’s in is awful! There’s so much clutter everywhere and so much debris on the floor! —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Huh, I’m surprised you forgot. Regardless I’m the ultimate delinquent and the delinquent teacher herself, raspberyl. And the two beside me are my supporters through and through, Kyoko and Asuka.” -The two nodded, it was almost like she had a gang of her own given the matching color scheme. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
—> Though her and the other two delinquents attention was quickly shifted to the two team skull members kicking a ball around.- “I gotta give you guys credit, you got that style that’s for sure! Though really this place seems in need of some maintenance of some kind.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Hmm, seems like your little group needs a lesson from the one and only! I’ll have you know that I’m a teacher at the netherworld university as well so I know my way around rough groups.” -For someone so small it was a miracle she could teach at all. What did she even teach?- —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
—> But as with everything there were exceptions like herself.- “Sure, it’s always nice to meet new friends after all. Especially more delinquents like you.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Don’t you worry, with me by your side all your worries will fade away into the thoughts of delinquency! Or something like that, point being. I’m here to help you and others like you with proper posture and other such activities! We’ve already donated to 5 charities today after all!” —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“And what’s the other option? Being a lazy delinquent who barely tries? I can’t be that! If I’m gonna be the ultimate delinquent then I gotta put in the effort! But we’re off topic, hmmm. What do humans normally do to make themselves happy… Maybe some candy?”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Hey C‘Mon, I don’t know what’s got you so down but this is no time to be sad! As the ultimate delinquent it’s my job to turn that frown upside down and make ya smile!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
—> Why am I bother you ask? Simple, it’s because we’re… 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬!!” -Wait where did the other one come from?-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
-The initial pain was sharp, almost stinging but it soon disappeared in favor of a very relaxing relief. Call her methods crazy but they did work.- Kyoko: “How amazing my lady! You saw right through his words and knew exactly what his problem was.” “Hah, of course I knew. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I guess I don’t have a choice then… Kyoko, can you do the honors?” Kyoko: “of course my lady.” -Suddenly a girl In purple hair with ninja attire on appeared behind Guzma, holding his hands up to prevent any struggling.- Kyoko: “Don’t worry, it shouldn’t be too long before she’s done.” —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Well duh! Being evil is a super honor roll thing to do and I’m not about that! But about your back, your posture will influence how you move in your future, you don’t want to be an old man who can’t stand straight do ya? Then streeeeetch out that back and straighten up!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Oh crap… Welp, not my problem now! That’s Mao’s problem to deal with, if anyone asks. I wasn’t involved in this.” -And just like that she fled to a pocket netherworld. Welp, let’s hope the school will survive just like it did when that one truck crashed into the roof.-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Well I should’ve been warned first about it what they did! Some honor roll punk said it was installed randomly and took half of the schools data just like that! Of course I couldn’t let that slide, we need the data! This is your cause so fix it yourself, that’s what a delinquent would do!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Wait huh?! That’s not how it works, you need a dlc campaign to get that privilege! Beside we’d probably collab with that Miku girl first anyways. Far more delinquent material than you’ll be.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Huh, maybe that’s why she’s so insistent on selling me something… Anyways you got it partially right. While yes they CAN be used for attacks mostly they’re used for a second home or a home away from home. Anyone with a brain could figure that out. I mean ask seraphina and Zed. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“NISA being my mom? Don’t be ridiculous! Unless my father had pink hair and NISA was secretly a demon I don’t think she’s anywhere close to being my mom. Besides, my parents aren’t that important anyways, and quit dodging the question! —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Heh, fair enough. But pocket dimensions are basic knowledge any demon or angel should have. Quick quiz! Do you know how and who can form them? AAAND do you know what they’re primarily used for?”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Don’t worry, per the rules of the world we live in, this is a completely separate world for our abilities. Basically mini pocket dimensions, don’t question it. It’ll probably hurt your air head more if you do.” -well that was… Wait what was that about an air head?-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“See THIS is what happens when you don’t care about the environment, it snaps back at ya! … What do you mean I’M causing that, it only happened cause you decided to litter!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Hell yeah!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Heh, of course it did. The only thing is that my story wasn’t as long as Mao’s. Maybe I can complain to that NISA girl I keep seeing, she seems to know the upper management to get me to be the main protagonist!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Did I seriously get baited into thinking he needed therapy?! He’s probably in his room playing some stupid game like overwatch or something!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Dunno who that is but hey if she’s your friend then I assume she’s not some slacker. Anyways what are you doing out here any ways, as you can see I’M aura farming out here so if you want you can sit over there and let me do my thing.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“You don’t have to be the main character to be the fan favorite. And I know I’m number 1 where it matters most. Besides, a delinquent like me doesn’t need to be the star lead but can be if I want to, I even did I one point.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Guys, I’m so freaking tough.” -She had Bury the Light playing on a boombox not too far away.-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“I’m not judgy I’m thorough! Plus it’s just something you can see from simple observations, your poor back must crack after every movement huh? And the evil academy is the biggest schools in all of the netherworld, duh! Regardless we have GOT to fix that back problem! —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Of course someone like you wouldn’t understand MY greatness. I, as the ultimate delinquent practically run the evil academy. Plus, you gotta get better posture if you ever wanna compete with me! I’ve never seen someone’s back so easily give out, and you don’t even look over 50! —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Your face and expression say it all mister. You’re just mad that you’re getting upstaged by me, which is a high bar. I’m always number one after all~ It’s why I’m the ultimate delinquent! Always prepared for everything after all!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“Yeah but you could be first, you could make your entrance flashy and for people to know you! Especially with your clothes you don’t want people thinking you’re just some low level delinquent! You gotta be better! Like yours truly of course!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“But that spirit of competition is what drives people to be better! There’s no urgency if there’s no competition after all! Plus, you gotta try to strive for more than just a silver medal you know!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“I’ll keep that in mind! You know, you aren’t that bad. When I first met ya, I thought you’d be a run of the mill honor roll girl but you have delinquent spunk in you! What’s your name anyways? Gotta make sure you abide by the moxie rule too!”
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