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The Ultimate Delinquent

@hellsdelinquent.bsky.social
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“Yeah, Our badass role model turning overlord is something I gotta stop!”

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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
-The small demon is standing at her teaching desk tapping her fingers against it. Seemingly waiting for the school hours to start.-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kyoko: “I don’t remember much, it’s been a few years since then but he was a hero in the worst way. It’s almost like he wanted there to be a villain for him to defeat, like in the end of any story.” -It was strange recalling such things, the ‘super hero’ as he was called. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’m sure she will be! Especially with all the work you’re gonna be doing to making this place nice! Just keep it up and don’t forget to lift with your back, it’ll help make sure you won’t be pained later.” -The Pinkette smiled happily as she walked off with Asuka and a few grunts. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Hah! There we go, now we just need to place these all around the town! I’m so smart~”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Hey think fast!” -She throws a punch straight at [Readers] face as hard as she could.- “This ain’t a punch of violence, it’s a punch of love!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kyoko: “That’s correct, usually our business is in the netherworld but ever since the super hero debacle we’ve expanded our teachings to the human world.” -She stated plainly as she made sure the pole was stable, happy with their work she moved on to the next pool. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kyoko: “It’s part of our delinquent code, in order to be the ultimate delinquents you have to be willing to put in the work.” -She spoke proudly as she placed another pole down. No doubt they had plans for tomorrow as well, and the next day after that. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kyoko: “While this specific type of work isn’t common for us to help out in we do regularly do acts of kindness daily. Donating blood, tending to the elderly, working part time, etc.” -Were these demons even demons? They felt more angelic like than anything else. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Hey~ Hey, I wake up! Don’t forget you have something special to do today! So wake up!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kyoko: “good work, now we just gotta do it until most of the ground is seeable. Can’t have your group tripping over themselves and hurting them.” -Kyoko continued to work, marking locations down based on how far the light shone from the first one placed. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I’ll hopefully see ya soon then! I got my own stuff to get ready after all!” -She waved the other off as she walked into a nearby room, most likely her classroom for the entire school year… however long that was in the netherworld.-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Heh, of course! I have to deal with the honor roll class all the time and they barely listen to anything. When you’re a delinquent, paying attention and asking questions is what I expect. Don’t you expect me to half ass any part of our private lessons!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Now THATS the delinquent way, see you’re already getting used to it! And it would genuinely be a huge help if you could. With classes starting back up for everyone I gotta make sure my classroom is in as best condition as possible!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“It’s been a while since I’ve had someone THIS invested in delinquent activity. I think I might have a new person to teach under my wing. Here’s the deal, if you can find my book before my class starts I’ll give you a week of private lessons to test your metal.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Heh, maybe you should attend one of my classes then, we’ll get ya to understand MY way of going about things through delinquency. But first we need to figure out who booknabbed my book. It has to be someone from the human world but who…”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Hey! I am a teacher, a registered teacher at that! It’s just I’m not in uniform. But in order to even teach at all I have to find that book! I dunno why someone would want it other than to mess with me, none of the honor roll took it so it’s not them…”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Well normally this wouldn’t be too big of an issue but I have a claw to teach in a couple of hours! And that book was a center piece of today’s lesson! I checked every dorm room in the evil academy and it’s not there so someone up here must’ve taken it.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Well you didn’t ask me, and I had my book on my teaching desk! I need it for explain the rules of delinquency you know.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Alright, who stole my book?! Which one of you honor roll rapscallions made off with it huh?!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
-Kyoko, despite the cloth covering her mouth seemed grateful for the other’s willingness to help.- Kyoko: “In order for this to be nice we need our lights to be spaced out enough so it covers a lot of area while not too much so there isn’t too much dark spaces. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Of course! We had them on us in case of an occasion like this! It’s one of the beginner rules of being a delinquent: Always be prepared for any situation!” -Ready for any situation was certainly correct, if anything she was overly prepared for situations like this. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
-The delinquent felt a since of pride with what she managed to accomplish. Granted with her *Amazing* persuasion, who wouldn’t be charmed? At the talk of money the smaller Pinkette held out her hand.- “Don’t worry, let I said I’m always prepared for everything. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“See? I told ya it would be a good idea, and I guess I can agree to that, only if you put up some more lights out here. If we’re not cleaning up then it’s best to make sure no one living here slips and falls at night.” -She smirked proudly as she looked around the area. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Ok ok, but have you actually tried listening to see if it’s what THEY want. Not everyone wants to live in a run down city after all, they want decent beds and places to live. They could even have families ya know!” -Geez she’s going straight for the throat against him… —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Huh, I’m surprised you forgot. Regardless I’m the ultimate delinquent and the delinquent teacher herself, raspberyl. And the two beside me are my supporters through and through, Kyoko and Asuka.” -The two nodded, it was almost like she had a gang of her own given the matching color scheme. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“I wouldn’t be the ultimate delinquent if I couldn’t teach my delinquency to others now would I?” -She said smugly, hand still on her hips as she continued to look around at the base. It was as if she was mapping it out in a way, perhaps for any future community projects? —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Hmm, seems like your little group needs a lesson from the one and only! I’ll have you know that I’m a teacher at the netherworld university as well so I know my way around rough groups.” -For someone so small it was a miracle she could teach at all. What did she even teach?- —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
-The other three followed behind, Asuka and Kyoko made sure to observe their surroundings carefully for future endeavors in the human world. Meanwhile raspberyl with her hand on her hips walked with confidence rarely seen. To outsiders, it looked like a father taking his 3 kids out for a walk. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Yeah more or less, like I said the human and demon worlds are reversed. Compassion and empathy is what most demons oppose and are allergic to.” -Just ask Laharl or Fuji, they’d easily be able to agree with that. Whenever they do decide to go to the human world. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
-Unfortunately for Guzma, these three were anything but normal as they looked at him with a knowing expression.- “Duh! That’s the point! We’re not some honor roll Demons who sit on their butts and play video games all day while ignoring the sick. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Don’t you worry, with me by your side all your worries will fade away into the thoughts of delinquency! Or something like that, point being. I’m here to help you and others like you with proper posture and other such activities! We’ve already donated to 5 charities today after all!” —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“And what’s the other option? Being a lazy delinquent who barely tries? I can’t be that! If I’m gonna be the ultimate delinquent then I gotta put in the effort! But we’re off topic, hmmm. What do humans normally do to make themselves happy… Maybe some candy?”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Huh, well I don’t think you’re stupid. It seems I need to help raise your spirits! Don’t worry, it’s what a good delinquent would do.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Hey C‘Mon, I don’t know what’s got you so down but this is no time to be sad! As the ultimate delinquent it’s my job to turn that frown upside down and make ya smile!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
-The initial pain was sharp, almost stinging but it soon disappeared in favor of a very relaxing relief. Call her methods crazy but they did work.- Kyoko: “How amazing my lady! You saw right through his words and knew exactly what his problem was.” “Hah, of course I knew. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I guess I don’t have a choice then… Kyoko, can you do the honors?” Kyoko: “of course my lady.” -Suddenly a girl In purple hair with ninja attire on appeared behind Guzma, holding his hands up to prevent any struggling.- Kyoko: “Don’t worry, it shouldn’t be too long before she’s done.” —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Well duh! Being evil is a super honor roll thing to do and I’m not about that! But about your back, your posture will influence how you move in your future, you don’t want to be an old man who can’t stand straight do ya? Then streeeeetch out that back and straighten up!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
-As raspberyl and the rest of her delinquent crew escape to the pocket netherworld she just sighs.- “Next time we’re having one of the other vocaloid talents over instead of her…”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Oh crap… Welp, not my problem now! That’s Mao’s problem to deal with, if anyone asks. I wasn’t involved in this.” -And just like that she fled to a pocket netherworld. Welp, let’s hope the school will survive just like it did when that one truck crashed into the roof.-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Well I should’ve been warned first about it what they did! Some honor roll punk said it was installed randomly and took half of the schools data just like that! Of course I couldn’t let that slide, we need the data! This is your cause so fix it yourself, that’s what a delinquent would do!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Duh! It’s taking up space that’s used for delinquent activities. If you want to reactivate it talk to the dean, I’m sure they’ll have it back up in a few months. Maybe a year depending on how lazy they’re feeling.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Baguette curse? Oh please, if anything that’s something Val would get stuck with. Besides, we don’t have any Vtubers or vocaloid talents taking MY class. Or any class in the evil academy for that matter.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Wait huh?! That’s not how it works, you need a dlc campaign to get that privilege! Beside we’d probably collab with that Miku girl first anyways. Far more delinquent material than you’ll be.”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Wait that’s- Wait a minute, you’re not even apart of NISA’s catalog! How can you have a menu option if you’re not apart of that huh?”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Huh, maybe that’s why she’s so insistent on selling me something… Anyways you got it partially right. While yes they CAN be used for attacks mostly they’re used for a second home or a home away from home. Anyone with a brain could figure that out. I mean ask seraphina and Zed. —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“NISA being my mom? Don’t be ridiculous! Unless my father had pink hair and NISA was secretly a demon I don’t think she’s anywhere close to being my mom. Besides, my parents aren’t that important anyways, and quit dodging the question! —>
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Heh, fair enough. But pocket dimensions are basic knowledge any demon or angel should have. Quick quiz! Do you know how and who can form them? AAAND do you know what they’re primarily used for?”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Don’t worry, per the rules of the world we live in, this is a completely separate world for our abilities. Basically mini pocket dimensions, don’t question it. It’ll probably hurt your air head more if you do.” -well that was… Wait what was that about an air head?-
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“See THIS is what happens when you don’t care about the environment, it snaps back at ya! … What do you mean I’M causing that, it only happened cause you decided to litter!”
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The Ultimate Delinquent @hellsdelinquent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“See THIS is what happens when you don’t care about the environment, it snaps back at ya! … What do you mean I’M causing that, it only happened cause you decided to litter!”
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