hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026On Monday, I took him for a drink on Tuesday.... 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Don't be surprised if half your audience are dressed as Jack Sparrow - the power of advertising! 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@countarthurstrong.bsky.social How lovely of that nice Alice Cooper and Johnny Depp to let you put one of your posters up at their concert! 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The very idea that we could've seen national treasure Neil Tennant swept down stream. To much for my nerves! 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love his solo stuff when I hear it but he's so famous, I forget I can ask my home assistant woman to play his records. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I bet I saw Living and Growing far too young - I remember the feeling of being appalled about how 'Avington it off' works. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If you'd like to recreate that next year, I'm in row D at The Lowery. Thank you once again for organising your northern dates neatly in the school holidays so I can have a trip out somewhere. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026We've got a full set of pristine rebooted Eagle comics all ready for our son to chuck in the blue bin when we're dead. 😅 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026My first perfume was Tweed but I wish I'd been more of a Tramp. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I deposited one of Anton du Beke's books at the book depository on Bromley South Station. I live up north and was please to get very far away from it. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I've read the paper version - laugh? I nearly paid my licence fee. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 06/02/2026What happens is teachers spend all day having to manage poor behaviour instead of educating those who want to learn. This is Primary schools. 110
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Think 'Don't drive your car on the pavement.' 030
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It was definitely worth the wait Tom. Good advice, thank you. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Maybe he's out there somewhere, maybe...you could find "JIMMY!'? 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I hope you're singing that to the tune of Personal Jesus! 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Fantastic! I got my bathroom cleaned while listening to this - hilarious! (The jokes, not the bathroom) 121
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/08/2025No, it was graffiti on a wall round the back of Gordon Street. It's so ingrained in my memory that I reckon I could draw it. We lived in the countryside, so mum must've hyped this unremarkable graffiti to the point that it was a 'must see' when we visited. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025My Nan lived in Goole. Highlights included using her outside toilet and going to see 'The man on the wall'. 110
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My Internet has decided to make a showing for once so many happy returns! 🍷 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I've finally caught up with The Wicker Man. I'm not ready for this. 😬 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025About nuclear war? Is it depressing? Or is a jolly about living in Dungeness? 010
Reposted by @hellsbellshelen.bsky.socialGrace @graceldn.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Guys I need to share this Amazon review of Veet Cream cos I don’t know who to talk to about it to… 4036183
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Nice thought, but I'll be reading it during a Yorkshire match at the Scarborough cricket festival. With a pint and some chips! 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I'm saving the first one for my holiday so I'd better hurry up and read it. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025That's horrible and my worst nightmare 😱 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I think Phil is single. Maybe he could woo her away from her footballer boyfriend with V.I.P. tickets to the world matchplay in Blackpool. It would work for me! 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025We used to climb into and play in a empty, rusty water tank. It could get quite hot in the summer and I feared being trapped and over-heated like Hannibal off of the A-Team when he's captured by the Japanese. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. If I had it as a vinyl single I'd turn it into an ash-tray and invite all the smokers round. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I didn't know Anita Harris had an orchard. If she's brewing cider and perry have half a dozen bottles of each. 100
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Congratulations Dean, it looks fantastic - classy artwork 👍 110
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Is it a type of lilly? Generally I'm not keen but they look lovely. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I love Sparks and I absolutely get it. I hope one of the girls ops for a toothbrush moustache! 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I was scarred when that character fell off the wall of the multistory. I don't know how old I was, maybe 7 or 8. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Spotting Trevor would make a very poor drinking game. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025They still have Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey so there's hope. 010
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I really don't like that picture even now. 000
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025The Stranger Danger film I saw at primary school where there's a man on a park bench and his eyes go big and googly to make the point that he's a perv and shouldn't be trusted. Late 70's? 120
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Great to find you here, thanks for the follow back x 110
hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Enjoying a chianti, feet up, schools out and I've got in Inspector Marsden novel to go at. Merry Christmas to you too! 010
Reposted by @hellsbellshelen.bsky.socialShari Gledhill @sharigledhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2024If you’re looking for a one act play for a festival, I have several published over here - including some award winners 😊 www.lazybeescripts.co.uk/Authors/Auth...lazybeescripts.co.uk Shari Gledhill 031