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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
On Monday, I took him for a drink on Tuesday....
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don't be surprised if half your audience are dressed as Jack Sparrow - the power of advertising!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social How lovely of that nice Alice Cooper and Johnny Depp to let you put one of your posters up at their concert!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The very idea that we could've seen national treasure Neil Tennant swept down stream. To much for my nerves!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love his solo stuff when I hear it but he's so famous, I forget I can ask my home assistant woman to play his records.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I bet I saw Living and Growing far too young - I remember the feeling of being appalled about how 'Avington it off' works.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you'd like to recreate that next year, I'm in row D at The Lowery. Thank you once again for organising your northern dates neatly in the school holidays so I can have a trip out somewhere.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Don't tell everyone!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We've got a full set of pristine rebooted Eagle comics all ready for our son to chuck in the blue bin when we're dead. 😅
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My first perfume was Tweed but I wish I'd been more of a Tramp.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I deposited one of Anton du Beke's books at the book depository on Bromley South Station. I live up north and was please to get very far away from it.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I've read the paper version - laugh? I nearly paid my licence fee.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm scared of dead 🪰
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What happens is teachers spend all day having to manage poor behaviour instead of educating those who want to learn. This is Primary schools.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Think 'Don't drive your car on the pavement.'
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It was definitely worth the wait Tom. Good advice, thank you.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Maybe he's out there somewhere, maybe...you could find "JIMMY!'?
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I hope you're singing that to the tune of Personal Jesus!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Fantastic! I got my bathroom cleaned while listening to this - hilarious! (The jokes, not the bathroom)
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
No, it was graffiti on a wall round the back of Gordon Street. It's so ingrained in my memory that I reckon I could draw it. We lived in the countryside, so mum must've hyped this unremarkable graffiti to the point that it was a 'must see' when we visited.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My Nan lived in Goole. Highlights included using her outside toilet and going to see 'The man on the wall'.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My Internet has decided to make a showing for once so many happy returns! 🍷
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I've finally caught up with The Wicker Man. I'm not ready for this. 😬
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
About nuclear war? Is it depressing? Or is a jolly about living in Dungeness?
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
definitely one to see!
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Guys I need to share this Amazon review of Veet Cream cos I don’t know who to talk to about it to…
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Nice thought, but I'll be reading it during a Yorkshire match at the Scarborough cricket festival. With a pint and some chips!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'm saving the first one for my holiday so I'd better hurry up and read it.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
That's horrible and my worst nightmare 😱
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I think Phil is single. Maybe he could woo her away from her footballer boyfriend with V.I.P. tickets to the world matchplay in Blackpool. It would work for me!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We used to climb into and play in a empty, rusty water tank. It could get quite hot in the summer and I feared being trapped and over-heated like Hannibal off of the A-Team when he's captured by the Japanese.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. If I had it as a vinyl single I'd turn it into an ash-tray and invite all the smokers round.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I didn't know Anita Harris had an orchard. If she's brewing cider and perry have half a dozen bottles of each.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Congratulations Dean, it looks fantastic - classy artwork 👍
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Is it a type of lilly? Generally I'm not keen but they look lovely.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I love Sparks and I absolutely get it. I hope one of the girls ops for a toothbrush moustache!
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I was scarred when that character fell off the wall of the multistory. I don't know how old I was, maybe 7 or 8.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Spotting Trevor would make a very poor drinking game.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They still have Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey so there's hope.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I really don't like that picture even now.
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The Stranger Danger film I saw at primary school where there's a man on a park bench and his eyes go big and googly to make the point that he's a perv and shouldn't be trusted. Late 70's?
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Great to find you here, thanks for the follow back x
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Enjoying a chianti, feet up, schools out and I've got in Inspector Marsden novel to go at. Merry Christmas to you too!
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Shari Gledhill @sharigledhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you’re looking for a one act play for a festival, I have several published over here - including some award winners 😊 www.lazybeescripts.co.uk/Authors/Auth...
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Shari Gledhill
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hellsbellshelen.bsky.social @hellsbellshelen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Gizza follow back!
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