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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛

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cat mom who spends too much time with court filings. she/her. lots of books, sometimes trees, ALX <3. probably watching a Star War

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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 16h
small (about as big as the circle I can make with my thumb and index finger) because a) easier for me to get the crispy edges and soft insides just right and b) I can eat more of them without getting as many crumbs everywhere
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A, F, or H
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this mostly went away for a few months so I’m extra mad it’s back!!
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I once more cannot have anything—including my own hair—touch my neck without instantly feeling sick
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the past couple days have been rough and if this is the HG coming back for a last-couple-weeks encore I am going to throw a fit
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thinking good thoughts for y’all!
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Nicola Griffith SHE IS HERE out now! @nicolaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👀 AMMONITE on sale for $1.99, all platforms!
Cover of a novel, AMMONITE by Nicola Griffith, with white labels displaying black text: “SALE!” and “$1.99!”Graphic showing Cover of a novel, AMMONITE by Nicola Griffith, with white labels displaying black text: “SALE!” and “$1.99!” And a quote from Esquire “Rich in layers of feminist and queer thought, Ammonite gleefully throws a stick of dynamite into the sci-fi firmament."Graphic showing Cover of a novel, AMMONITE by Nicola Griffith, with white labels displaying black text: “SALE!” and “$1.99!” And a quote from WaPo Book World “"Uncompromisingly packed with nondogmatic feminist and queer ideologies."
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
happy First Monday to anyone else forced to care
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 just utterly miserable
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss even basic grocery store salsa soooo much
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh yeah if she has any allergies/aversions I have to accommodate I’m just going to cry the entire time
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a month or so of relatively-near-normal eating over the summer but otherwise all my food has been white-person-stereotype-bland since Feb and it’s so sad
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know I will not have a ton of cooking energy once she arrives but omfg I’m still getting so excited for all the simple dips I’ll finally be able to eat again
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
told my husband the dog lost her ball under our dresser again yesterday and when he went to retrieve it, he found six more hiding in the same spot
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is so much more fun than the last time we played Florida on Homecoming
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Tom Wright @tomwright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tramp, tramp, tramp, around the columns
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
these are back this year and still scary (I love them)
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not gonna be travel-ready for the foreseeable future but this is one of the coolest party ideas I’ve ever heard
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
today marks 11 years together, six of them married and now we’re just weeks away from meeting our daughter
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is my favorite month anyway (anniversary, best weather, Halloween, countdown to my own birthday), but this year…
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finally October
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wild to see “relying on AI breaks your brain” playing out in public
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
neighborhood Halloween decs starting to go up 👻🎃🐈‍⬛
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missouri is NOT sending their best but at the same time MO GOP absolutely is
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta start her off right
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being incredibly ambitious and placing a hold for this one lol
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sooooo fun, and no winning!
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol in case anyone was ever in any doubt about how extreme hyperemesis is: I have less than four weeks to go and my kid is at a good solid size but thanks to the initial HG weight loss, I’m still a couple lbs below where I started
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today my dog forgot to drink water until my husband reminded her where her bowl was and how to use it as a sheltie she is allegedly one of the 10 smartest dog breeds
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
coming up with the weirdest pizza and sandwich topping combos not because pregnancy cravings but because reflux cut me off from tomatoes, onions, and anything remotely spicy less than four weeks to go 🤞🏻
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💚
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my GOD why
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The last two sentences are … direct. Link: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: SCOTUS keeps the Missouri 2022 congressional map in effect for this election in an order that criticizes the Eighth Circuit's actions in the case. The five page, per curiam — unsigned order — came with no noted dissents. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com
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Law Dork | Chris Geidner | Substack
The Supreme Court, law, politics, and more. Click to read Law Dork, by Chris Geidner, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
packing a separate snack bag for the hospital with a bunch of the stuff I’ve missed
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh god no, that would make her over a week late and I already made my docs promise they won’t let that happen (plus then she’s be stealing my thunder as a technically-next-day-but-claims-Halloween-anyway baby!!)
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
am I more excited to meet my child next month or to finally be free of the reflux and nausea she’s unintentionally caused you know what maybe I shouldn’t answer that where she could potentially someday see it
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m gonna be pretty hard to miss for the next month or so still so you have time 😹
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wrong tag (otherwise actually you just saved yourself the mixup because I was not there!)
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if I tried this I would 100% spill within the first five minutes
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
always love voting to protect repro rights but there’s something extra special about doing it as I’m nearing the end of an incredibly tough pregnancy that I chose over and over
“I Voted” and “Future Voter” stickers from in-person early voting
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
read this first, tried The Magiciams, hated it so much I couldn’t even finish the first book. But this one!! 😻
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(obviously it’s this)
smittenkitchen.com
pumpkin bread
This is a towering, craggy pumpkin bread with a crisp cinnamon sugar lid that is impossible not to pick off in deeply satisfying bark-like flecks.
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there’s pumpkin bread baking in my kitchen and this is the most like myself I’ve felt since February
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
love that the annotated edition went with Tolkien’s Conversation with Smaug art for the cover; I have a print of it awaiting framing for a spot on the nursery wall
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my childhood copy is the one bottom left and it has Been Through It
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎂🎂🎂
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hell yes; so glad to see this
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
there are things I need and want to do in that time but this little menace unintentionally makes them all uncomfortable
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