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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛

@hells-beekeepers.bsky.social
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cat mom who spends too much time with court filings. she/her. lots of books, sometimes trees, ALX <3. probably watching a Star War

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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 6h
finally looked at the Amazon profile thing and its ~insights are kind of hilarious because we basically only use it when there’s no other option to purchase something… like our air filters and my library ebook loans
text reads: Product Preferences
Regularly repurchases the same supplement and air filtertext reads: Product Preferences
Strongly prefers ebooks and digital-format books
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
always love voting to protect repro rights but there’s something extra special about doing it as I’m nearing the end of an incredibly tough pregnancy that I chose over and over
“I Voted” and “Future Voter” stickers from in-person early voting
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
baby blanket progress on hold until it’s done serving as a cat nest
a small black cat snuggled on top of an in-progress rainbow-striped crochet blanket
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so loyal, so pretty, so little spatial awareness
a tiny sheltie pretending she isn’t scared of the new stroller
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
better than kansas
a dialect map highlighting matches with OK, southeast MO, the TX Panhandle, West TX, and eastern NM
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh, plus this from the concurrence:
text reads: What is more, AI-generated CSAM may also present other challenges not raised by the government in this appeal. For example, researchers have found that "a major dataset used for training image-generating AI contained hundreds of CSAM images." Benjamin L.W. Sobel, A Real Account of Deep Fakes, 124 Mich. L. Rev. 871, 930 (2026) (citation omitted).
Thus, unlike the virtual CAM at issue in Free Speech Coalition, the market for AI-generated virtual CSAM images may impact the demand for actual CAM on which the AI models can train. Such a finding would implicate many of the concerns raised in Osborne. See 495 U.S. at 110.
In this case, the record is insufficient to evaluate these complex issues, and, of course, we are bound by the dictates of Free Speech Coalition. But it goes without saying that "[t]he prevention of sexual exploitation and abuse of children constitutes a government objective of surpassing importance." Ferber, 458 U.S. at 757. The stakes are high, and we must be mindful of the ever-accelerating advancements in image generation technology.
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
key bit for me: “Given the relentless advancement in artificial intelligence models, we have some concerns about the lines these cases draw, but we are not free to redraw them ourselves” this tech is bad and the law hasn’t caught up; this judge is not out to protect abusers *sorry, alt text broken
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
happy Black Cat Appreciation Day here is my puppy begrudgingly appreciating her black-cat brother even though he starts shamelessly eating her food whenever she is attempting to be good and wait for dinner permission
a small sheltie, sitting like a good girl and leaning over to look at a small black cat face-first in her food bowlthe same sheltie, now looking up at the camera like “you’re seeing this, right?” as the cat continues devouring her food
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bribing my cat to love the baby by letting him play on the new nursery rug
a small black cat staring straight at the camera, caught mid-roll on a fuzzy green-and-blue rug
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
sad little puddle after heat and smoke canceled her usual walks
a tiny sheltie melting on the floor and not exactly looking thrilled about it
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
love my little freak
a tiny sheltie napping on the floor next to a rocking chair with her head tucked under the rocker part for some reason and her tail propped up on a bookcase
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
cats don’t have bones
a large fluffy orange-and-white cat is poured across a sunny window ledge and the top of a two-inches-lower bookcase
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
back to working on the baby blanket I started crocheting in February and had to abandon when I got sick
one crocheted red stripe and a beige-ish row in progress of what will become a rainbow baby blanket; bonus visible cat tooth prints on the crochet hook
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love my dainty little void
a small black cat perched on the narrow arm of a rocking chair in front of a bookshelf
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
major “look at the SKY” night
orange clouds. at 8:30 p.m.
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
from the Dealing with Dragons intro <3
screenshot of intro to Dealing with Dragons ebook; text reads: Enter Jane Yolen, multifaceted writer, poet, and, at that particular moment, anthologist. She was collecting stories for a children’s anthology, and she asked if I would write one. I demurred, on the dual grounds that I have considerable difficulty in writing short fiction (I am a novelist by inclination) and that I didn’t write for children. “You wrote Talking to Dragons,” Jane said. “Write me something like that.” Almost immediately, I thought of Cimorene. I went home and reread the chapters in which she appeared, and decided that I could write a story about her early life. I was still dubious [cont. in next screenshot]intro text cont.: about my ability to write anything short, but I figured that it would be an interesting experiment, and if Jane rejected it, I would at least have tried. “The Improper Princess” took me about three weeks to write, as best I can remember, and Jane did not reject it. It appeared in her Spaceships and Spells anthology, and I thought that was the end of it. It wasn’t. A few years later, I got a phone call from Jane, who informed me that she would be editing a line of young adult books and that she wanted me to write one for her. Once again, I objected that I didn’t know how to write for children; once [cont. in next screenshot]intro text cont.: again, she pointed to Talking to Dragons. This time, though, she said, “Why don’t you take that short story and turn it into a novel?” And so, a little more than twenty-five years ago, I started writing Dealing with Dragons. The book took me roughly ten months to finish, which is faster than any other solo project I have ever written. The short story I began with takes up the first twenty-one pages and ends with Cimorene declining the Latin for “dragon” in preparation for beginning her new duties. This book was a tremendous amount of fun to write, because I liked Cimorene and her intensely” [page ends mid-sentence]
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
besties already
my little black cat napping on my side with his little head resting right on my pregnant stomach
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
exactly the kind of inspo he needs
a massive fluffy orange-and-white cat and a small black cat look over their shoulders at the camera
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just love everything about him
a small black cat leaning toward the camera with his face tilted up, in hot pursuit of (not pictured) turkey jerky
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
still upset
a tiny sheltie on a couch, looking sad but much sleeker, with plenty of brushing still to go
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
unintentionally perfect ad for my almost-Halloween baby
a West Elm ad on Insta showing a bunch of cribs and… some skull-shaped votive holders
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
deceptively calm!!
a small black cat sprawled on a green velvet blanket
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
we’re shopping a different part of the bookstore these days… our future reader debuts this October
obviously our baby’s first board book is Goodnight Moon, shown here in front of the Old Town Books Junior sign
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
two years since we brought home my favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder
it’s Fiona, aka a sheltie who will happily corral anything that moves
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this was a really engrossing A Tale of Two Cities retelling that I did not realize until the afterword was an A Tale of Two Cities retelling because I’ve never made it past the first three pages of A Tale of Two Cities (faeries! changelings! finally something that actually made me read for hours!)
a library copy of A Far Better Thing by H. G. Parry, plus my beloved green velvet blanket
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
my lil early bedtime buddy
a precious little black cat curled up in a ball on a green velvet blanket
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
always bittersweet leaving a world so richly imagined it feels like there are more adventures waiting just out of sight
a copy of The Nameless Land by Kate Elliott; a tiny dog sits nearby, wondering if closing the book means it’s finally time for her run
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
BB-8 makes the best pillow
a tiny dog curled up in front of a bookcase with her head resting against her beloved stuffed BB-8
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
more! books!
copies of Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb and Piranesi by Susanna Clarke in front of OTB’s Alexandria City of Readers mural
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
not spoiled
a tiny dog on a couch, resting her little chin on the bolster she’s decided belongs to her
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Fiona is 12” tall
a tiny dog next to the mountain of snowcrete that’s eaten Main Line
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
love to give an ungodly number of people cancer and then also sell a drug that turbocharges tumors, all while hiding the evidence for ages and lying to anyone and everyone who might stop you from profiting off their shortened lives. oh and then put out a covid shot so sloppy you embolden antivaxxers
a library copy of No More Tears: The Dark Secrets of Johnson & Johnson by Gardiner Harris
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
one of your later Qs might get at this, but: the most shocking bit for me so far came during the baby powder asbestos trial when the plaintiffs’ attorney was crossing the J&J talc safety expert
two grafs from p. 75 of No More Tears: The Dark Secrets of Johnson & Johnson by Gardiner Harris; text reads: 

Nicholson testified that she personally used Johnson's Baby Powder and had grown up with it in her house. This led Lanier to ask whether Nicholson's mother was still okay.

It was a trick. Like all good lawyers, Lanier never asked questions to which he didn't already know the answer. Nicholson grudgingly admitted that her mother had died at the age of sixty-three of what might have been ovarian cancer. Nicholson's mother was just like Lanier's twenty-two plaintiffs- longtime users of Johnson's Baby Powder who contracted ovarian cancer.
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
bog body obsession rekindled with a bonus helping of Roman-empire-thinking-about
a library copy of Bog Queen by Anna North
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
me: ugh fine I will brave the icy sidewalks for Sudafed, at least CVS is close CVS: ooohh, one letter off!
handwritten sign on bright yellow paper reading: “store permanently closed as of 01/22/2026”
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the dog’s Outside Ball is frozen to the ground so we’re throwing chunks of ice for her to chase instead
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
not as fun when you can’t hop through it
a tiny sheltie sitting atop a snowy yard because she isn’t heavy enough to break the icy crust
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
she’s having more fun now but she still retreated again our first time back out
a tiny sheltie under a deck; she’s starting to remember that she loves snow, actually
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
okay the storm can stop now
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
also acceptable in small doses
a tiny sheltie in her snowy yard
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Cooper has the right approach to snow days
a large fluffy orange-and-white cat is curled up in bed where it’s warm
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fiona break: when I’m not throwing the ball enough for her liking she takes to the stairs and throws it for herself
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
it’s so cold Fiona was half convinced tonight’s walk was a punishment
a tiny sheltie, standing on a sidewalk, looking at you like the entire existence of outside is a bad idea right now
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
more knights, barely any ladies :( give me a million more Dunk-and-Egg novellas if only because they’re so short and thus much more likely to get finished than The Winds of Winter
hey look it’s A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R. R. Martin! Did you know the first novella is only ~120 pages so you 100% have time to read it before the show drops tomorrow night? NOW YOU DO
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
wait this one’s better
a small black cat and a tiny sheltie, once again curled up next to each other on a couch; the cat has lost his throw pillow but gained a blanket
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
bffs 💕
a small black cat and a tiny sheltie curled up next to each other on a couch; the cat snagged the throw pillow, so he wins this round
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
my mom wins holiday cards again
a handmade card featuring a cheerful blue cartoon-ish dumpster fire with tissue paper flames labeled “2025”; the inside wishes us a “completely precedented” new year
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
pre-coyote
a bridge with a fun railing over a little stream, plus trees and reflections of trees
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
it was v polite and basically used the crosswalk to get over there
a barely visible coyote loping up some outdoor stairs
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beth 👻🎃🐈‍⬛ @hells-beekeepers.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
sure it’s early but I can already tell my first book of the year is gonna be one of my favorite books of the year all about recursive myth-making in service of empire and the bravery it takes to make the best worst choice to break a cycle v here for the recent spate of lady knight novels
a signed copy of The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow held up in front of a bookshelf; hey did you know OTB regularly has signed copies of new books because it is pretty neat (also congrats to Harrow on reaching author-name-larger-than-title-font status, also pretty neat)!
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