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Smart-ass. Pop-culture nerd. News/history/science junkie. Sandwich addict. Chaotic Good. Writer: Pajiba, UPROXX. Representing BK to the fullest. Don't tell me to smile more. Just don't. BrianLastNameRichards.contently.com

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 22h
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23h
Too many older men are truly convinced that they can kick their spouses to the curb, and just dive back into the dating pool without getting eaten alive by these younger women who are (as @solomonrmissouri.com said in his now-legendary thread) children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
James Gunn saying this to everyone who thought he'd walk away from DC Studios because of this merger:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
The only thing I remember about THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT is seeing Jennifer Beals look like this onscreen, and reacting the same way that I always do when I see Jennifer Beals onscreen: This woman has permission to absolutely ruin my life.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
We noticed that for some reason, Turner Classic Movies wasn't shown as one of the many companies that will fall under the Skydance banner. I sure as hell hope David Ellison knows that he can and will get this response from a whole lot of people if he snaps that beloved channel out of existence:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I hate this. So fucking much. And I truly hope that this merger fails miserably and blows up in David Ellison's face like a damn land mine. #Skydance
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
A two-panel screenshot from the animated series SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? that shows Fred standing in front of someone who is wearing a ghost costume and tied up with rope around their arms and waist, as Fred reaches to remove their mask. The first panel has large white text on the ghost that reads "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" and large white text on Fred that reads "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS."

The second panel shows Fred holding the mask in his hand after removing it, revealing a white man with black hair and a pencil-thin moustache glaring at Fred, and on said white man is large white text that reads "PRIVATE EQUITY."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
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The late, great Tim Curry as Wadsworth in a promotional photo for the film CLUE, as he smiles while pointing a revolver.The late, great Tim Curry as Darkness, in a promotional photo for the film LEGEND, as he smiles while pointing in his gloriously demonic form.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Condragulations to the Las Vegas Aces for their victory! And this message is to the Indiana Fever, particularly Sophie Cunningham, and all of the "PROTECT WOMEN'S SPORTS" assholes who support her:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
This will make a lot more sense if or when you decide to watch #Verity.
A black-and-white promotional photo for the film VERITY in which Anne Hathaway looks directly at the camera in a slightly upward angle, and on her is small white text that reads "Fuck them kids."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If you like stories with attractive white people being horny and messy as hell while ruining each other's lives in an over-the--top manner, #Verity is the movie for you. If you like having yet another excuse to see our Scorpio queen Anne Hathaway on the big screen, VERITY is also the movie for you.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Then again, it's on Peacock, which means that THE CHAIRMAN will likely be yet another show that suffers the same fate as almost every other original show on Peacock:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I can think of one other person who also would've made that same mistake:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Me reading the first half Me reading the rest of it
A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and gasping with a happy expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and havi g a disgusted expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
All right, #Verity. Let's see what you've got. #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I'm not sure why Ben Affleck felt compelled to tell us this, as if everyone is embracing A.I. with open arms, but condragulations on making a lot of people not want to watch ANIMALS when it drops, I guess.
Black text on a light brown banner against a red background that reads "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING." Which is encircled by light brown text that reads "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT, EVERYONE HATES IT."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Kelly, I adore you, but you need to make better choices that don't have you looking and sounding like this:
Kent Brockman at the news desk saying "And I, for one, welcome our new A.I. overlords!" next to a photo of a Terminator endoskeleton with glowing red eyes.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Please allow me to respectfully use this GIF in your honor:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
EVE'S BAYOU
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
#VMAs
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
FYI: If you're a fan of the different ways Robert Pattinson uses his voice in each of his films, there is one specific scene in #Primetime that will make you very happy.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
A nightmarish behind-the-scenes look at how far some people will go to sacrifice their humanity so they can get what they want. Robert Pattinson deserves lots of praise for his performance as Chris Hansen, and both Merritt Wever and Skyler Gisondo do amazing work here as well. #Primetime #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Definitely not what I was expecting. widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
A screenshot from a website that identifies your birthday color. Mine is Adobe, followed by the color word ("Afterglow"), the color code, and a sentence that reads: "Warm and powerful like the setting sun. You gently light the way for weary hearts at day's end, giving others strength and optimism to face tomorrow with renewed spirit."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Long live the queen. #DollyPartonDay #925Day
A selfie of me from the neck down, wearing a black T-shirt which contains an illustrated graphic of Dolly Parton in a red button-down shirt tied at the waist, smiling with her hands on her hips as she stands in front of a circular display of the Progress Pride flag.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Athena (played by Zendaya) with a look of judgment and disappointment on her face, in a scene from the 2026 film THE ODYSSEY
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
All right, #Primetime. Let's see what you've got. #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
And before you ask: The action sequences in ##YourMotherYourMotherYourMother will make it even clearer that Kevin Feige and everyone else at Marvel and Disney deserve to hear this question for not making a BLADE movie with Mahershala Ali. And that question is...
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
A beautifully hard-hitting tale about love, loss, grief, and especially about how powerful faith can really be, for better and for worse. It's also another reminder that Mahershala Ali is one of the most amazingly talented actors on the planet. #YourMotherYourMotherYourMother #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
If you're a Democrat running in 2028 who won't go after ICE and DHS the way Smoke went after all those Klansmen at the end of SINNERS, then please just stay your ass home. Save your money and your breath.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Good thing I'm not a United Nations delegate, because it's very likely that I would've said this loud and clear for Netanyahu to hear, right before launching a brick at his fucking face:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
They will always be referred to as "pervert glasses" because "pervert glasses" are exactly what they fucking are, Mark!
The poster for the film THE SOCIAL NETWORK, only its original tagline ("You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies") has been replaced with "I'm starting to think David Fincher went way too easy on this fucking dork."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Whatever the "it" is that they're singing about (and I'm just as confused about those lyrics as you are), I'll admit that I do like this version of the song a little better.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond. (Wrong answers only)
Melissa McCarthy wearing a dark grey trenchcoat while seated on a red scooter, in a promotional photo for the film SPY
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
All right, #YourMotherYourMotherYourMother. Let's see what you've got. #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
No, they don't. There's your answer to those questions that remain.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Harvey Weinstein deserves so much worse, and for every horrible thing he's done to countless women, he deserves to suffer so much worse for a very long time. But for now, I'll take this win, even if it is a small one.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Black text on a light brown banner against a red background that reads "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING." Which is encircled by light brown text that reads "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT, EVERYONE HATES IT."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Me, when I click on this article and see who the "source" of this news is:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
A photo of Emma Watson smirking, and large white text below her that reads "OH YOU."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
When you truly have to fight the urge to do this:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
A black-and-white comic strip of a man folding his arms and looking upset in one panel, and in the next panel, he extends his arms and shouts "I GUESS."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
I'm just gonna let this GIF do the talking for me about Nolan Wells, because it's late and I am so fucking tired (of everything, but mostly just tired):
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Every scene with Betty Gilpin in THE HUNT:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Things are only gonna go from bad to catastrophically worse for the entertainment industry because of this fuckshit merger, and the fact that it could possibly become a reality before the end of the year has a lot of people (myself included) feeling like this:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Kermit the Frog, resting his chin on his hands with fingers interlocked, a curious and judgmental expression on his face.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
This is a dance-off. If you see this, post a dance:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Said it once before, but it bears repeating now... #ADifferentWorld
Black text on a light brown banner against a red background that reads "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING." Which is encircled by light brown text that reads "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT, EVERYONE HATES IT."
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