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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖

@hellotherexu.bsky.social
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comedian, actor, writer, dumpling connoisseur. codex. SFWA. clarion 2026.

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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baseball playoffs, apothecary diaries s3, great British bake off. Ahhh yes, October.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching great british bake off, and 30 cookies in 2 hours? Marie, mom of 3 in the Chicago suburbs, could crush this challenge in her sleep.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Antagonizing romancelandia is like a ground attack on Russia during the deep winter. Retreat! Retreat!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you write a character, situation, or ending that is bad, you as the author are endorsing the bad. Not only is depiction therefore condoning, but also you as the reader are irrevocably, forcibly, molecularly changed. Murder mystery books are actually responsible for 1000% of murders. Be careful!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I also at some point was trying to find petite tactical gear. Never again.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You look up one item (pants) from tractor supply and now you’re getting emails forever from them. This is why the carpenter pants trend was a mistake.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nothing this guy writes is worth the calories it takes to read it, but it's wild to see a man publicly admit that he thinks there are only two types of people in the world: him, and Minorities
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Something something rule 34
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My typos are proof I do not use AI etc. pure human slop.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh are we being vulnerable on main? Ok, I write professionally, but I always have to look up the different between hung and hang/hanged. I should just have the page bookmarked on my browser at this point!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tee hee heeeeeeeeeee
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My superpower is I can make anything relate back to 90s/2000s anime
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[benoit blanc in evangelion] now Shinji. I know you have been put through the emotional wringer. Shame on your father! But, young man, you need to put all that aside and get your hiney into that robot
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
Toad spins around, dizzy, head hurting.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Refusing to understand the throwing salt over shoulder thing. Unless you are trapped in a live slug and need to get out while running. Only acceptable waste of salt clearly.
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Cast of Wonders @castofwonders.org · 01/09/2026
Cast of Wonders 696: The Purpose of a Pyromaniac Descendent by Wen Wen Yang narrated by Pine Gonzalez hosted by Alicia Caporaso produced by Jeremy Carter First published in Tales & Feathers, February 2025 www.castofwonders.org/2026/08/cast...
episode art: Paper chain figures
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Abhijeet @bingingout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My very talented friend Micah has a story in the latest Strange Horizons and it's well worth your time, especially if you love-hate the internet
strangehorizons.com
MR_MR_CENTICORE
In the screen glow of the witching hours you see a silhouette flit in and out of the doorway. Your first meme and your first violation.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh no! Anyways-
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Talking about slime molds with you was a delight!!! (Mycelium maxxing for the win!)
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m so sorry 💔
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ao… 5? I’ve never heard of this!!!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OH WOW LOOK AT THE TIME -
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Totally! Next worldcon! 😘
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You should definitely not say this in front of the uchicago econ department!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had a blast running an improv workshop. And got fan art of my dnd character SPAWN
woman holds up picture of fish character from her dnd set
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Would rather walk into the sea!!! Yes indeed!!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is economics just power scaling for math nerds?
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What are you working on right now” is such a loaded question. Consider lower stakes options like “what’s your most embarrassing personal trauma?” And “what’s your ao3 handle”
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you!!! Your $20 will be in the mail 😜
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Sarah Pinsker @sarahpinsker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My @clarionucsd.bsky.social student @hellotherexu.bsky.social has a story out in @analogsf.bsky.social ! analogsf.com/wp-content/u...
analogsf.com
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This movie is eternal. They’re all national treasures
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I promise to be mostly normal at this panel!!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
💗
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thank you! I played a 200 lb 6’ fish exchange student named SPAWN. I really like to dress to character 😌
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve come to think of conventions now as endurance tests… And so far I have not been passing that test. (I am so tired. Happy! But so tired!)
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thank you to everyone who came out to see us! I had such a blast playing DnD live at @laworldcon.bsky.social ! Special thanks to our fearless leader @gregoryawilson.com, and the amazing cast @amalelmohtar.com, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, @cxorlando.bsky.social, @benjaminrosenbaum.com and SPAWN 💕
DnD group w woman holding up fan art pic
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is being a hype man for everyone at my table. I’ve also consumed 29 g of protein for breakfast. So this is what happens when you protein maxx
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOOK AT ALL THESE AMAZING PEOPLE + me eh ill be there too
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Real 👏 people 👏 are 👏 sad 👏 in 👏 space 👏 (do people still do this or am I millenialling in your replies too hard rn?)
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Exactly!!!
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Update: my father has finished the story. His thoughts: good. But why kind of sad?
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we are so lucky to have lived during the dolly years
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Growing up dolly Parton was the butt of so many jokes, so much blatant misogyny. And yet she just kept making music, donating books, and helped fund the Moderna vaccine. What an example of someone doing good for the sake of good. May we all leave such a legacy on the short time we have here.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you are in the Seattle region, I want you to know you have to go to a game and buy this insanity. PLEASE. For me. For Jimothy.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY nowtoronto.com/news/why-hav...
nowtoronto.com
‘Blue Jays next?’ Viral raccoon Jimothy inspires ‘Trash Panda’ cocktail| NOW Toronto
This drink features a tail that has social media talking about its absurdity.
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
STREAM wait i mean READ AUDREY
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
but also, i love this little guy!!!
Leaf sheep pic
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
lowkey mad I didn’t win. Sure I have vertebrae, and no of course no one nominated me. But still it’s nice to be thought of you know? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
Winner of Invertebrate of the Year 2026 crowned – and it is the size of a grain of rice
The leaf sheep, a neon green solar-powered slug, has inspired at least one Pokémon character and triumphs in global ballot
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My reaction to this piece is as follows:
static.klipy.com
Wolf Drool
ALT: Wolf Drool
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