Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 2hThis reminds me, I really must get round to watching Last House On The Left... 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 8hWhy am I getting so anxious about viewing a flat I know I'm not going to get 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 23hThe fact I don't know the answer to this means lots of people must find me very annoying. 001
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When the horse meat scandal broke, my school released a statement to say they were absolutely certain their burgers didn't contain horse meat, but that the situation had made healthy eating and so they were discontinuing beef burgers, but it wasn't because they contained horse meat, promise 010
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm tempted to watch Traitors just to fit in but I really, really hate the game Mafia. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's no particularly compelling argument for a 2nd referendum and it just makes me think that Andy Burnham MP has awoken after a decade in hibernation 311
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is why I've never been convinced by the argument that PR is bad because it becomes easier to elect extremists. People should have the ability to elect really terrible candidates, and the responsibility not to. 010
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Michael Sheen should have done the whole of Celebrity Traitors in character as Tony Blair 100
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jeeez the speaking ability of Burnham compared with Starmer is just night and day, isn't it? 011
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reminds me of the decline of monastic colleges after the Black Death 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone should have written a response to that Kathleen Stock column entitled "Canes and Ableism" 100
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found an amazing flat that's so much better than my current one (which is already not bad) – problem is, I'm already basically at the limit of what I should be spending on my current salary, and this is £50/month more – should I go for it and hope I get a decent pay increase next year 100
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm all for saving the planet, but this is disgusting. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Revisiting Strictly 2024 (the year when I thought I'd really never get into it) - I can't believe that the routine that got the most attention wasn't the one that was clearly intended to get the attention 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Genuinely worried that I'm starting to fancy Tim Stanley 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've decided I'm going to bring back the word "wherefore" instead of "therefore" when not at the beginning of a sentence 010
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People say "everyone deserves the minimum wage" as though the minimum wage is a natural quantity, and isn't something decided by politicians. It's not impossible that the decided "minimum wage" could theoretically be too high for some entry-level workers! 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh, I really want someone to add a comma and question mark to this 120
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I really, really wish politicians would stop posting photos of schoolchildren on social media 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These lists need to get rid of the numbers and just put them in no particular order. There's no meaningful difference between e.g. 73 and 74. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jeeeeez I'd forgotten how much this weekend's gig ticket cost Middle of front row better be worth it I'm not even a massive fan of the band !! I know hardly any of their songs !! 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's really odd that Meta already had an app to replace Twitter - and, indeed, I'd argue that it *has* replaced Twitter! - but it still felt the need to inflict the cursed hellscape of Threads on us all 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A while ago (a couple of years ago, at least) I was just casually asking someone at what point they stopped wearing a mask in shops. I think plenty of us kept doing it for a while after it was no longer required, and then we just gradually stopped. I'm glad this conversation wasn't in America. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Personally, I think we'll have an early election, but not *that* early. Maybe spring 2029 rather than summer. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thinking of all the amazing people I've lost contact with over the years. Damn. I hope you know I really appreciate you all. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I simply don't have time for discourse on JRM when I know I'll only be shouted at 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Started a new blog as an experiment, would greatly appreciate any feedback: demirari.substack.com/p/ai-art-the...demirari.substack.comAI Art: The Illusion of BeautyCan AI art be as beautiful as the real thing? 010
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Train is cancelled "due to a shortage of trains" Excuse me 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Finally getting around to listening to 'True' by Jon Anderson and the Band Geeks... wow. Much better than I was expecting/fearing. Best Yes release in at least a decade. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Surely art is art, however it’s created – so why does what seemed a masterpiece now leave us frustrated, yearning for something more fulfilling?" demirari.substack.com/p/ai-art-the...demirari.substack.comAI Art: The Illusion of BeautyCan AI art be as beautiful as the real thing? 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wrote a thing: demirari.substack.com/p/ai-art-the...demirari.substack.comAI Art: The Illusion of BeautyCan AI art be as beautiful as the real thing? 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I've been cutting Zack's hair for years" I'll let someone else make that joke. 011
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I feel like the difference between Sunak's record as PM and his legacy is going to be the biggest of any modern PM 020
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think people forget that the original concept of The X Factor was not really a singing competition. It was a music business and artist management competition. The winning singer got a prize, sure – but the actual winner was the winning judge. 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of my favourite columnists frequently makes me think "hang on, do you think Sunak was a good Prime Minister?" - which in turn makes me think, "hang on, was Sunak a good Prime Minister?" I still think the answer is 'no', but I'm no longer entirely sure 000
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A couple of years ago I was desperately googling to figure out what the name was for a Sankey diagram - I'd seen it but couldn't remember what it was called I long for those days 110
Luke @helloitsluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hang on. Just realised that something I've attributed to my dad for years was in fact said by Chris Tarrant in a Good Morning Britain Interview in 2020. 001
