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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My weather app casually showing me banner ads for a $24M jet. It’s like they know I’m eligible for that fat public sector pension.
A mobile banner ad for the Flexjet Praetor 600, a mid-size private jet that’s just within my budget.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A little on-the-nose of this moth to land on my copy of Bird by Bird as I sit at a park reading the section on paying attention to the world around us.
A beautiful moth with a slightly-torn left wing resting on my opencopy of Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird, as I read at a park.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Guess you can just say anything at Reuters these days. That headline and this lede… woof.
New York / San Francisco, April 23 (Reuters) - Over the last quarter century, Elon Musk ​revived space travel, turning cosmic exploration into thriving businesses.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is my favorite album cover because it is a photo of something that actually happened.
Yngwie Malmsteen’s Trilogy album cover, which is a picture of him defending himself against a three-headed fire-breathing dragon with a guitar. This really happened. It’s a real photo.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
October, 1984: Paul McCartney invents the YouTube thumbnail
The album cover for Paul McCartney’s Give My Regards to Broad Street
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
As Animal Kingdom’s DinoLand prepares to close forever this weekend, I want to give a shoutout to the Disney imagineer who somehow got away with shaping this sign like a dong and balls for an area called “The Boneyard.”
Sign for The Boneyard at Disney’s Animal Kingdom that looks like a giant johnson.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When I saw this headline, I thought, “Wow. Getting $1B to hand your characters over to OpenAI is not a great deal for Disney.” Then @kathyfgibson.bsky.social told me Disney are actually the ones _paying_ the billion? Bob Iger pulling some serious Business Secrets of the Pharaohs shit there.
Deadline headline: Disney Inks Blockbuster $1B Deal with OpenAI, Handing Characters Over To Sora.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It was only a matter of time
Screenshot of my notifications stating that “Hackers” star Angelina Jolie is now following me on Bluesky.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Lori Lighfoot’s Super Bowl Spread. If you weren’t hungry before, bet you are now.
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Me after playing Parasite Eve in 1998:
RFK JR: I'm looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation—you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’ve found that it doesn’t work until you add the Vaseline
Weird web ad that reads “Mix Salt with Vaseline and Just Watch”
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If you haven’t unsubscribed from the Washington Post yet, now’s a great time. Their top “Week in Ideas” story for the week is three authors using AI to fact-check the president—instead of just actually fact-checking him. Devaluing their own expertise for clicks.
The Washington Post’s Week in Ideas email, where the top story features three reporters who hate themselves (and/or you) writing a story headlined “We asked 5 AI models to fact-check Trump. Here’s what we learned.)
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
When you’re a tech company that has to force your workers to use a technology, that’s how you know it’s good.
Business Insider headline for an Ashley Stewart story: “Microsoft pushes staff to use internal AI tools more, and may consider this in reviews. ‘Using AI is no longer optional.’”
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It has to be so reassuring to know that, if you’re spending Christmas watching a YouTube livestream of Alf episodes in your native language, you’re not alone.
Alf streaming in Portuguese and JapaneseAlf streaming in multiple Spanish versionsAlf streaming in French and German
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hellogreg @hellogreg.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Why prolong the inevitable?
Sting as Feyd-Rautha in Dune. Also not in much more than a codpiece.
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