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Diego 🤡

@hellodiego.bsky.social
1.6K followers 745 following 4.8K posts

Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters. (all pronouns accepted) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
unfollowing a white man because you realize he has nothing to offer aside from being conventionally attractive is so
Nicole Kidman, arms outspread, free
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
puppeteered for a commercial gig today
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
btw we met Buddy
Puff, my raccoon clown marionette, holding a Polaroid of Buddy the Unicorn and me hugging.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(I have done this)
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that dog in me they speak of 🐶
A photo of Holidog, the Holiday World mascot, and me
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love the Great Smoky Mountains 🚡
a photo of chairlifts going up the side of a mountaina photo of my boyfriend and I looking cute on the chairlift
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
say hello to Puff 🤡
a small little marionette of a leucistic raccoon in full clown garb standing on the caboose of a train, smiling and waving at you
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my friend Dolores 🦞
a picture of me looking very excited to be holding a small crawfish that I caught in the creek
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
we out this bitch
a photo of a little clown raccoon marionette sat in the passenger seat of my car
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oomf since dawn of my internet era sent me this today… I still exist and I’m worse 🙂‍↕️
a collage of scene/emo/tumblr era type boys with the text “why don’t boys like this exist anymore?” over it. one of these boys is ME from like 2010…
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
like… woah
a cake with a punch of images on sticks inserted into it, the images are of various characters we would fuck but they’re unconventional, like Stuart Little’s parents.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
eeeee
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ok… technically he came in first place 🤭
a little clown puppet holding a little golden trophy
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
unbothered, in her lane, wrinkly
my cat laying on top of me with her little arms folded, eyes closed, and not a care in the world
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I had no reason to do this!
a photo of me in a corset over a black chiffon overcoat with puffy Victorian sleeves and an iridescent thong, there’s some VPLsame photo but I’m posed so you can see the curve of my fat juicy ass
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*white woman voice* I don’t sweat, I sparkle 😝
me standing in my bathroom, naked and flexing, with a visible glisten all over my body as to suggest I am very sweaty… which I was… oh, and you can see a tasteful amount of shaft
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
don’t even think about it you two
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
taking off all my clothes in the staff restroom for the plot
a cheeky little photo of me showing off my butt
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
who’s your favorite little devil?
a photo of me in a frilly, slutty little outfit with a pink devil balaclavasame photo as before but now I’m winking at you
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
rightttt
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
how it felt watching I Love Boosters:
SpongeBob ascending to heaven
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
mhm mhm
gay little ol’ me in my pink scrubs and fuzzy pink camo jacket showing off my absolute wagon (booty) in the mirror
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
see :3
me in my all pink scrubs with a pink camo fuzzy jacket and my pink hair, I am a faggot
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
everyone on IG today as they roll out “Instants”:
silly little selfie style image of an orange cat peering directly into the camera
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
day to night w/ @dylandixon.bsky.social 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼
a self of my boyfriend and I in front of the Six Flags Over Georgia billboard located at the entrance of the park. he has his arm around me, we look cute, both smiling at the camera.a photo of my boyfriend and I all dressed up for the HRC Gala in Atlanta. he looks very small next to me because I’m wearing rhinestoned heels. we both look very chic in our gala outfits.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
me when I me
a photo of a small plush of Rowlf the muppet in focus while the real Rowlf muppet is shown out of focus behind, looking over his little self
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
go bestie go bestie
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ellen Ripley’s faggot son…
just a selfie of me in a mirror outside on a lovely spring day - I’m wearing a jumpsuit that’s like cheetah print style florals in green, blue, and black. hair is stunning in pink. zoomed out from the last shot so you can see the full jumpsuit in the ornate mirror
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@flintflop.bsky.social you heard him
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
earth day, yippee! 🌎💚
a photo with some luscious, green foliage in focus in the foreground and my ass slightly out of focus between them:.. also luscious
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I might even be a rockstar 🩷
a photo of me laying back on a small pathway up to the small door of a cartoonish Tudor style home, presumably for a white rabbit. I’m wearing head to toe pink, looking beautiful while lounging. this outfit has too much to describe but just picture a pink Hannah Montana-esque maximalist look with platform high heel crocs. a self to show off my makeup and hair which is again just pink and beautiful. the eyes are very glittery. you can see some of my accessories - a pink jello broach, a clown necklace, a necklace that reads “Betty”, a Vivian Westwood logo necklace, big heart earrings, etc.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
busy woman, unless you call tonight 🩵
a photo of me sitting on a low brick wall in front of some various plants. I’m wearing a blue silk nightgown with a light blue sheer robe that has puffy sleeves. I’m serving several with a fresh blowout after redying my hair pink. a closeup of my makeup which matches my blue little outfit, I have little silver stars as freckles and glitter nightlight
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
got pulled from PreOp to be 1:1 in a room with a very mentally unwell patient, shift went over 13 hours and no one gave me a lunch break
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this is what I was thinking about when I posted this
a photo of a backpack with 5 muppet characters attached to it as little keychains - Sam the Eagle, Rowlf, Kermit, Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
lalalala
Kirby point at poster say I want kiss
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
c’est chic 💋
a selfie of me that’s quite unremarkable tbh, I just have rhinestones on my forehead that say “FAG” and I think that’s fun! I am showing pit, if you care about that.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
rip dian fossey, you would’ve loved observing the behavior of those in attendance at claw 🖤 @dylandixon.bsky.social
my boyfriend in his little pup hood hugging me while I’m dressed in a pink devil ski mask with a frilly collar and some pink bloomers. we look insanely cool and gay.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
get ready CLAW!
an image of a Chuck E Cheese restaurant with it’s logo sign and marquee that reads “10,000 TICKETS TO F*CK THE RAT”
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
it’s me, your April Fool ❣️
a photo from below of me looking down at the camera in clown makeup
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