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Diego 🤡

@hellodiego.bsky.social
1.6K followers 749 following 4.8K posts

Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters. (all pronouns accepted) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 2h
went to New York City to go up and down the only remaining wooden escalators in America
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
might go to New York for one single day, who want me?
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do NOT trust a twink to run an estate sale
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new message from “masc for trans”… 🤨
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking my stand, I think Duolingo is an abomination
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
many of you could stimulate my prostate, but could you stimulate my mind? enrichment? how about that?
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
always relevant
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
puppeteered for a commercial gig today
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
patient asked, “are you involved in the lgbtq community?”
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Sully Has To, He Must. He Insists. @sullyhasthots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bienvenidos a Miami @zachnyx.bsky.social @hellodiego.bsky.social
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Zach @zachnyx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@hellodiego.bsky.social and I are coparenting dark chao children
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤗
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ever cried while hearing a song from your favorite musical played live on a Wurlitzer? I know I have.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
still true!
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nominating my boyfriend for a gayvn because why not?
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so crazy that frollo’s whole villain thesis is “if I can’t fuck her, she has to die” catholicism is so funny
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
guys who’s ed shenis?
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
walking into the sauna and everyone is just staring at you because they’ve lined up along the full perimeter to furiously jerk it… 🧍‍♂️
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
btw we met Buddy
Puff, my raccoon clown marionette, holding a Polaroid of Buddy the Unicorn and me hugging.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie, my beloved 😔
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think my property manager should die.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
grateful I was able to get nasty in the Tom Sawyer Island caves before they closed them 🫡
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the average man on YouTube is so fucking annoying
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ROUND 2 LFG
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Buddy 🤯
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if only something would make this kitty go purr 😔
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
tbh… your dialect map doesn’t matter, you talk like a f*ggot
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yeah it’s rough out there but my ass still fat so I keep it poppin
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the vague memory of having sex with someone but you can’t really remember and they keep popping up on social media but where is the evidence I had sex with this man who is he why do I know him did I have sex with him ??
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
taco bell limited time ice cream taco btw
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ok I’m coming back to California now (threat)
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
larping in colonial williamsburg
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
light of a clear blue mourning 😔
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that dog in me they speak of 🐶
A photo of Holidog, the Holiday World mascot, and me
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
getting a payout from a settlement is so cool
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
put your motherfucking apples up
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love the Great Smoky Mountains 🚡
a photo of chairlifts going up the side of a mountaina photo of my boyfriend and I looking cute on the chairlift
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
getting the “thanks for sharing your boyfriend’s pussy with the world” messages from the Kentucky trade 🐒
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
btw I think D23 was a flop, in case anyone is wondering
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
me
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when I say mi gente, I mean Sora
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what’s it like outside?
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
serene wolf with copy can’t control it so i shouldn’t worry
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
first day back at work and I got blood all over my scrubs, not chic
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
cuddling with my kitty :3
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t need to defend anything.
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
going back to LA for 5 days just to catch (work) a vibe (several days)
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
say hello to Puff 🤡
a small little marionette of a leucistic raccoon in full clown garb standing on the caboose of a train, smiling and waving at you
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ok everyone I’m kinda back, please forward me all the interesting thoughts you’ve had and sexy photos you’ve posted in the last 2 weeks so I can catch up
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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my friend Dolores 🦞
a picture of me looking very excited to be holding a small crawfish that I caught in the creek
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