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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Taylor Sheridan is Garth Merenghi for people who fantasize about growing soybeans

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I'm a Focker, Greg. Could you meet me?

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"Look, you can love or hate AI, but it's coming, it's here. You can't fight it, you just have to decide whether you're gonna learn to enjoy it." Ok but how is that sentiment different from what a cellmate would say on Rikers Island?

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

To the tune of The Final Countdown by Europe: IT'S SURVIVAL SEX WORK

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Crazy how you can text a guy like "if you ask me out you might get lucky" and he'll text back "that would be awesome! I wish x"

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Lord of the Rings: the Hunt for Gollum, from the makers of The Bible: Lazarus's Funeral Seating Chart

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

OCD Columbo stops in the doorway and turns around "oh, just three more things..."

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Boss: I'm sorry, but you can't keep doing spit takes in the office. We have to let you go. Me, spraying water everywhere: Let me go?!

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Me when anyone asks me to do anything

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Watching the nail tech absolutely fuck my shit up: aww they look beautiful thank you

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Not saying I'm divorced but these paintings of Napoleon and Wellington made me cry in public

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Nurse at the std clinic: and do you participate in fisting? Me: no I'm just a fan of the sport.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Tarantino: "...with Inglourious Basterds I was getting to a point where I was like if we can't find the right actor for this part then we can't make the movie. It's that simple, and I don't think there's an actor alive with the talent to pull this off. Then in walks Eli Roth..."

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I love how Tarantino is like I don't wanna tarnish my reputation so instead of making a Tom Cruise movie I'm gonna be annoying as fuck on the internet

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Looking forward to Christmas when I'll receive a fragrance so wrong for me it evokes the feeling that everyone who truly knows me is dead 🎄

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Someone tried to explain to me who Clavicular was. They said "he's a nineteen year old-" I'm gonna stop you there. Until he cures cancer or gains possession of a weapons hot nuke, his 19yo ass can stay out of my brain.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

We are the daughters of the witches whose parents were afraid that Harry Potter was satanic. What are you doing in this bathroom?

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Chris Cornell. What a babe. Not to be all Mark Wahlberg about it, but if I'd been there it wouldn't have gone down like that.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

People complain about there being so many DJs, but if you can think of another way to play pre recorded music I'd like to hear it

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Might fuck around and push Benjamin Button into the Tenet machine

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Been hitting vinted so hard I can identify if the account is a cis woman, transfem or crossdresser from a thumbnail of a disembodied shoe

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I feel like people's main reason to be on Feeld is so they have someone to tell which party they're going to

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Marty Supreme is a film about how fucking a younger man is fun in theory until you remember he will also say and do things

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Yo this is like that movie Don’t Look Up, insofar as I never laugh and am frequently embarrassed

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

CNN footage of teens wearing little sailor suits and licking big lollies Newscaster: they’re calling it peeweeing

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

My very existence is a protest I cry as I tumble into your wedding cake, annihilating the vibe

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

When I ask on Grindr “do u host” what I mean is has someone already laid their eggs inside you

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Emilia Perez has done more harm to the trans community than Elf Bars

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

If the Pod Save America Guy took the Nutty Professor drug he would turn into Colin Jost

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I apologise for lying. There were worries if not.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Trump just signed an executive order demanding an Emilia Perez 2. Does his cruelty to the trans community know no end?

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I see a lot of ppl giving advice online and I cannot stress enough just how 23 years old some of those ppl are

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Been tryna work on my back bend but I keep leaving grubby little Gollum prints on all the walls. Humbling.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Convincing cinephile chasers to send me money so I can “keep physical media alive” and then showing up a week later with a huge ass and lips

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Art should not be made by AI it should be made by the children of other famous people

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

They should do another show like Seth Meyers where it’s just another guy who looks weirdly guilty reminiscing about office life with former co-workers.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If someone uses the word “biologically” they’re about to say some Christian shit

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Guy with inherited wealth voice: save physical media

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I love how a Netflix movie will start with like… California Dreaming playing over a drone shot of the Hollywood sign and then a subtitle will come up saying “Hollywood, California”

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

One unexpected side effect of estrogen is that sometimes you see your reflection and go oh shit what’s my mum doing here

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

You’re upset about Norbert dying, but yesterday I had to unfollow one of those weird hairless cats cos it started posting AI MAGA memes

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Hell yeah I use creatine. Creatine a scene in public.

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

It’s weird that PeeWee Herman has posthumously been outed. I didn’t know he was dead but was p sure he was gay so I guess technically he came out as dead

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Delta Bloom @hellodeltabloom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Ugh gross I just deadusernamed my self

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