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Ciarán

@hellociaran.bsky.social
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Art guy (he/sé). Occasional Production design/Art direction in CSaloon. Foghlaimeoir Gaeilge (labhair í liom ldt) Woodwork @anceardlann.bsky.social Dundalk/Kilkenny Has a 🇮🇪 in his profile but not in a problematic way.

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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: both UB40s have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's tour
A blurry screenshot of the UB40 wiki page explaining that when the band broke up, two groups comprising former members continued under the name ub40 at the same time
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A frame from the film Stalker. A dreary apocalyptic scene with three men among broken train tracks and telegraph poles. Big text says Visit Meath
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They say Ireland has no wilderness but I think the forbidden, irradiated Barren Wastes of Eastern Meath should still count.
A map of Ireland which shows Dundalk, Navan and Dublin and leaves out a medium-sized conurbation reputed to be in that zone.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The cosmic dance.
A photo of a solar eclipse except a large cloud has parked itself in front of the sun
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dundalk. Still furious.
A street bin with a sticker that says RIP playstation. No disc, no buy.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
2005 was a real low point.
Six versions of the Guinness logo from 1862 up to 2015. The 2005 one is so minimal and graphic that it has no soul
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've entered my "you're all getting wooden bowls for Christmas" phase
A woodturning lathe in my workshop
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
To the Mayo curse; #AnLúAbú 🇲🇨
A frame from the film Airplane! Leslie Nielsen saying "I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dundalk has had enough.
An electric box with graffiti on it. One bit reads "draw better dicks"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
A frame from the film Stalker. Three miserable men close to each other but not talking, in a bleak foggy landscape
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
see, THIS is the new aesthetic. (amhránaithe on IG)
A poster for a song competition in Irish. Hand painted. Lots of handwritten text. No AI mediocrity.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A screenshot from 15 stories high. Sean Lock is kissing a can of Blue Rat, a Polish energy drink with "all the energy of a rat trapped in a can"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So I now have a rake of thick mahogany planks. But I operate according to CITES, so I'm not going to sell it, and I also don't want to give it away to any woodworker who'll make something and sell it. So.....?
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif (Although I'd argue contempt for Drogheda is a basic instinct and not pointless)
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
cui bono?
The burger King logo but it says "we don't need drogheda"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
🌷
A patch of Bluebells in a forest
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If you suffer from travel wellness, please get well into this bag
A sick bag on an airplane. It reads "your personal wellness bag"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
RIP Gabriel Rosenstock. I know it's only a tiny fraction of his output, but I love his translation of Issa's haiku into English and Irish.
A simple illustration of a chestnut sprouting. A haiku by Issa. In English; little chestnuts how often you are trampled upon. In Irish; a chastána beaga nach mion minic a shatlaítear oraibh!
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Australia. Animals on the coins 👍 Some prick on the other side 👎
Australian dollar coin. Kangaroos on one sideAustralian dollar coin. King on the other side.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm in Australia and these himbos just will not shut the fuck up
A painting of a cockatoo
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Tokyo 📷
A photo of an overpass in TokyoA restaurant in Tokyo with many neon signsA small shop in Tokyo surrounded by plantsThe front of a restaurant in Tokyo
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
went to the Ghibli museum this morning and seeing the original background paintings hurt me. Not only am I not in the same league, it's not clear that I'm playing the same sport. They're Real Madrid - I'm pretty decent at throwing a welly.
A hand painted background painting of a city from the animated film, Kikis delivery service
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bhí mé ag smaoineamh faoin ceann seo mar 'rogha B'
A bilingual road sign for an industrial estate in Wales. The Welsh text actually says "I'm not in the office at this time. Please send any work to be translated to the translation team."
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What's your sign?
A big billboard. The text reads "imagine more snacks than you can imagine"
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Behold this poster for a pub in Kilkenny that has an old bus in its beer garden. The actual bus has 4 wheels. Kilkenny, a small town with two big animation studios might.. MIGHT.. have someone who could do a better job? But just writing the details with black marker on a blank page would be better.
An AI-generated poster for a flea market featuring a bus. The bus has no front wheel because AI is dumb.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have RnaG on when I'm driving and I love how one time in three (especially Iris Aniar) it's an interview with some auld fella who is very obviously outside for some reason, often struggling with climactic conditions.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
David Byrne-enthusiasts getting excited for a second
A poster in the window of a men's clothes shop that says "massive suit clearance" over a photo of an average size man
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A sign for a pizza restaurant in Amsterdam. It is an almost illegible lenticular/hologram style design.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Uaireanta imbolc, a chairde.
Screengrab from Google. Office hours for a business says they're closed for "imbolc hours" this weekend
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cad é mar atá ag éirí libh le bhur gcuid rón na hathbhliana
A photo of a seals face
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
All my favourite podcasts are on a break
A tiny kitten with it's back to the camera and nobody nearby. It looks sad, or as if it's sulking like a big baby.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
👀
Silent film actor Maude Fealy
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Maude Fealy though
Silent film actor Maude Fealy Silent film actor Maude Fealy Silent film actor Maude Fealy
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#artvsartist No painting all year and then I went back to work, so...
A 3x3 grid with a portrait of a monkey in the middle, surrounded by 6 "missing image" icons and 3 "Non disclosure agreement" icons
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Absolute banger of a panel by Satoshi Kitamura
A page from a picture book with three sheep in an open-top car speeding along a country road. Trees and grass in the background are stretched horizontally.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Here ye go, Eoghan. In keeping with all political cartoons (the lowest form of art) I've added a tidal wave labelled The National Debt.
A piss-take political cartoon attempting to illustrate a painfully useless metaphor for Irish reunification being like eating a Mars bar full of cyanide (according to one Eoghan Harris)
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A man whose parents were clearly hoping for a clay pigeon.
An American politician called Clay Higgins. Higgins sounds a bit like pigeon if you squint your ears.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I'm convinced this sneaky cat peeking over the fence is a reference to the grassy knoll and some Very Important Pig is about to get offed.
The front cover of a Richard Scarry picture book with lots of cute anthropomorphic animals going about their day.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yeah, probably lead. Could be a hip or ridge
A roof with lead flashing for waterproofing
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The Emmerdale titles looks like somebody's slapped it in on with a label-maker.
Title text for soap opera Emmerdale. A big black rectangle with white all-caps text.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Get a load of this
O'Connell Street Dublin in the 1960s
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Bart and Homer Simpson. I didn't
 realize it at the time,
 but a little piece of my
 childhood had slipped
 away... forever.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my
A tiny Sylvanian families pig
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Confuse and terrify a Scandinavian person with this pic.
A box of eggs labelled Irish barn eggs. In Norwegian, Swedish and Danish (and Icelandic), barn means child.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ag léamh cóipleabhar mo mham agus í sa scoil (8 mbliana d'aois)
Tugtar banbh ar óg an mhadra. Tugtar puisín ar óg an chait. Tugtar searrach ar óg an chapaill. Tugtar coileán ar óg an gabhair. Tugtar goislin (góislín) ar óg an ghé. Tugtar lao ar óg an bó.Tugtar miannán ar óg an muice.Tugtar uan ar óg an caorach. Tugtar sicín ar óg an circe.
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A monkey puppet looking socially awkward
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Ciarán @hellociaran.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
But he does have his wee 'thumb of power'
4 British politicians making the same hand gesture mid-speech, where you make a closed fist with thumb on top, slightly protruding.
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