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Caitlin

@hellocaitlin.bsky.social
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Artie trying to convince Larry’s wife to unlock her door kills me every time
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Debating a hobby lobby Santa decoration
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The Simpson’s complicated hair makes for challenging cookie cutters 😞
Cookies in the shape of the Simpsons
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I set out to make a little glasses holder for my desk yesterday and after an hour of struggling to make something decent, I just made this guy instead
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
George got put in lap jail for barking during my meetings and he was so pissed
Small white dog in a green fleece vest scowling
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Last but not least, here’s a pencil holder made of cork that’s supposed to look like a beehive but absolutely looks like a gigantic turd
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Here’s a tie rack in the shape of a flintlock pistol for the young boy in your life
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A Zoom Suit for the “contemporary man of action.” It looks like a ski suit but it’s super unclear what is for. Lounging I guess?
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Another wig, but this time it’s for men! The “Drop-On Wiggy” is made of human hair and lets squares feel like flower children
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A wig made of 24 karat gold ($35,000)
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Next up is a pair of “his and hers camels” which can be delivered to you anywhere within the continental United States ($4125)
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
We’re kicking things off with a horrifying selection of fur, including a Brazilian Jaguar dress ($1750), Somalia Cheetah coat ($4975), and a short jacket made of Irish otter ($995)
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Let’s take a look through the Neiman Marcus 1967 Christmas catalogue together as a holiday treat
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Every couple of years I get a piggy bank that’s too cute to break into so I can squirrel away my spare change and unfortunately today’s the day for this guy 😞
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Sure why not!
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Like…where did this fat come from? Why is it here
Blob of fat
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
lol @ the idea of getting a Nazi tattoo and letting it hang out on your body for 18 full years with “plans” to get it removed
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
IT’S TIME ⚾️ 🔱
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The game is in 2 hours and I already have horrible anxiety
Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh peeking out of a Honey Bucker portapotty giving a thumbs up
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Please enjoy this Charlie Kirk Day workout from the gals @ Soar Bungee Fitness in Biloxi Mississippi
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
These kids really see this as a quirky silly thing 🤪
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My hometown’s Turning Point USA chapter held a memorial for Charlie Kirk and the signs are really something!
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I love Josh Naylor because I think of him as the Sliding Doors version of CustomGrow420 on YouTube.
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I love u, Mariners 🥰
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
This guy is fucking killing me lol
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Follow the money 👀
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Let’s fucking gooooo
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Last year I sent in George’s DNA to finally find out what mix he is (spaniel, chihuahua, & poodle apparently) and today I got an email saying they have one of George’s siblings in their database too and just LOOK at him (on the right)
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Me today
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Brandon Marsh has to be THE wettest Wet Guy in the league, I can’t imagine anyone being wetter than him
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Columbaby
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Every couple of months @screamerjim.bsky.social inexplicably decides to do something like “watch every Marvel movie in order” and then for weeks we go through this exact conversation every single evening.
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Thank god Gigi went nuts under the top sheet when I was making the bed - idk how I would have done it without her help
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Side note: check out the absolute tush in the colonoscopy diagram
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Good covers I’ve seen lately:
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My ex-husband, Bryan, died on Tuesday about a month after being diagnosed with metastatic colon cancer. He was 39. I will miss him for the rest of my life.
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
adding this one to my list of reasons why I’m not going for my run
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Working his way up the bridge ☺️
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
There’s only one person who loves pain and humiliation enough to be Elon’s Twitter CEO
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