Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Artie trying to convince Larry’s wife to unlock her door kills me every time 1685
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The Simpson’s complicated hair makes for challenging cookie cutters 😞 0150
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I set out to make a little glasses holder for my desk yesterday and after an hour of struggling to make something decent, I just made this guy instead 1400
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026George got put in lap jail for barking during my meetings and he was so pissed 1230
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Last but not least, here’s a pencil holder made of cork that’s supposed to look like a beehive but absolutely looks like a gigantic turd 190
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Here’s a tie rack in the shape of a flintlock pistol for the young boy in your life 150
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025A Zoom Suit for the “contemporary man of action.” It looks like a ski suit but it’s super unclear what is for. Lounging I guess? 220
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Another wig, but this time it’s for men! The “Drop-On Wiggy” is made of human hair and lets squares feel like flower children 140
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Next up is a pair of “his and hers camels” which can be delivered to you anywhere within the continental United States ($4125) 3111
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025We’re kicking things off with a horrifying selection of fur, including a Brazilian Jaguar dress ($1750), Somalia Cheetah coat ($4975), and a short jacket made of Irish otter ($995) 230
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Let’s take a look through the Neiman Marcus 1967 Christmas catalogue together as a holiday treat 1260
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Every couple of years I get a piggy bank that’s too cute to break into so I can squirrel away my spare change and unfortunately today’s the day for this guy 😞 2100
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025lol @ the idea of getting a Nazi tattoo and letting it hang out on your body for 18 full years with “plans” to get it removed 2352
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The game is in 2 hours and I already have horrible anxiety 0130
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Please enjoy this Charlie Kirk Day workout from the gals @ Soar Bungee Fitness in Biloxi Mississippi 170
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025These kids really see this as a quirky silly thing 🤪 150
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025My hometown’s Turning Point USA chapter held a memorial for Charlie Kirk and the signs are really something! 3100
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I love Josh Naylor because I think of him as the Sliding Doors version of CustomGrow420 on YouTube. 1171
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Last year I sent in George’s DNA to finally find out what mix he is (spaniel, chihuahua, & poodle apparently) and today I got an email saying they have one of George’s siblings in their database too and just LOOK at him (on the right) 7668
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Brandon Marsh has to be THE wettest Wet Guy in the league, I can’t imagine anyone being wetter than him 670
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Every couple of months @screamerjim.bsky.social inexplicably decides to do something like “watch every Marvel movie in order” and then for weeks we go through this exact conversation every single evening. 0292
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Thank god Gigi went nuts under the top sheet when I was making the bed - idk how I would have done it without her help 0230
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Side note: check out the absolute tush in the colonoscopy diagram 180
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025My ex-husband, Bryan, died on Tuesday about a month after being diagnosed with metastatic colon cancer. He was 39. I will miss him for the rest of my life. 11390
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025adding this one to my list of reasons why I’m not going for my run 1180
Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 11/05/2023There’s only one person who loves pain and humiliation enough to be Elon’s Twitter CEO 090