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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 4m
The Emperor of Man on the Golden Throne, from Warhammer 40K.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 29/09/2026
The aliasing that appears in the thumbnails is kind of an interesting effect. Like 16-bit isometric games with the 2-to-1 pixel slopes
Screenshot of the images in the OP as they appear 4x4 on the timeline, with aliasing artifacts due to the scaling.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 12/09/2026
“Raise your hands if you’re using LLMs every day to write code.”
Black and white photo of a Nazi rally in Nazi Germany. Everyone is raising their arms in salute to Hitler, except one man, thought to be August Landmesser, with his arms folded and a skeptical look on his face.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/09/2026
Less than a week ago:
Part of a Bluesky thread I wrote 6 days ago. See next post in this thread for a link to the full thread in this screenshot.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 01/09/2026
Still thinking about “list of every hot girl”
iMessage chat.

Me: Vegas (1997) by The Crystal Method is such good classic programming music. Also there were so many 10 out of 10 dimes doing vocals for electronic club music who don’t even have blue names on Wikipedia
(Message has heart react from friend)

Friend: Every hot girl should have a Wikipedia article
(💯 react from me)

Friend: They should be compiled in a meta article called “list of every hot girl”
(“Haha” react from me)
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 31/08/2026
Motherfuck this shit dude. Too hot. Unthinkable that we’re adding novel carbon outputs at blinding speed right now. Just to make everything even shittier. And hotter. Fuck.
Forecast for Wichita, KS. Currently 95F at 8:24pm. High today was 104F. The rest of the week mostly stays 100F or higher, only ever getting as low as 98F.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 16/08/2026
Incredible from an article about setting up a Compose key on NixOS
: "☺" # smile
: "😃" # millennial laugh
: "😂" # boomer laugh
: "😭" # zoomer laugh
: "☠" # gen alpha laugh
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 14/08/2026
A friend recently got a stent put in related to a kidney stone removal. My brother came up with this incredibly clever and useful mnemonic for remembering the difference between urethra and ureter that I have been laughing about all afternoon.
Discord post from Berntley at 12:50 PM:
Easy way to remember: ureter goes _ter_ the kidneys, urethra goes _thra_ the dick.

2 Pointing Up reacts, 4 Laugh reacts including from myself.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 11/08/2026
Here you go
Blue-nosed pit bull named Leroy, chilling on the couch
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/08/2026
Winnie the Pooh in a t-shirt:
PRESS RELEASE

Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo, with a snobbish smirk:
WHITE PAPER
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 06/08/2026
Fuck all US presidents, including Eisenhower, but he cooked with this line. Of course, he was ultimately advocating for spending money on nukes instead of conventional weapons, on the theory that a big enough nuke stockpile would deter warfare. So just this, but without his stupid context lol.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . . This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.[1][5]
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 04/08/2026
I believe this is an Atlas moth, found on my shop about 7 years ago
Enormous, beautiful, probable Atlas moth, beneath a soffit near a string of lights.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 29/07/2026
Tfw software is solved but you want to check what time it is while reading an article on a website with a white background
The clock widget on at the top of a modern iOS screen. Barely legible, it reads 9:01am, white text on a white background, only readable at all because the user has scrolled some text from the article underneath the widget.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 23/07/2026
HELLGORITHM
@hellgorithm.website
Every now and then a possible future where we all live richer lives in community with nature just winks at us

Pavel
 @spavel.bsky.social
· 2mo
Beavers are infrastructure

Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic
“[Beavers] built the dams without any project documentation and for free.“
https://mymodernmet.com/beavers-build-dam-czech-republic/
8:33 PM · May 23, 2026
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 18/07/2026
When your wife has finally watched Berserk with you
Goodnight messages from my wife:

Good night my unexplained skull knight
Kiss kiss
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 12/07/2026
My favorite bit so far
Main menu screen for TETRIS X, the PlayStation release of Tetris. The title is rendered on an edgy rusty placard. The YouTuber has added an arrow to point out the DANGER sign in the background, next to a scared emoji.

The menu reads:

CLASSIC
BATTLE
OPTIONThe plain box art for TETRIS X, followed by what looks like a graphic t-shirt design reading "I AM FUCKED UP" in a grungy typeface.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 03/07/2026
Kagi search results page for the search: boys against the current town

There are two actual query-matching results, because I use "verbatim mode" by default. The top one was the intended result: a link to an old Twitter (now X) post:

"CLAUDIA MORALES
"@CLAUDIAPOSTING

"so we beat on, boys against the current, borne ceaselessly back into the town"

Followed by:

Quote of the Day (Fr. Flanagan of Boys Town, on At-Risk Youths as ...
Favicon of  boatagainstthecurrent.blogspot.com
http://boatagainstthecurrent.blogspot.com  › 2016 › 07 › quote-of-day-fr-flanagan-of-boys-town.html
Jul 17, 2016 A Boat Against the Current. A cultural "omniblog" covering matters ... The 1938 film Boys Town earned Spencer Tracy, in the role of Fr.

And in the sidebar, inexplicably (I am not from Nebraska, but maybe the canonical Boys are):


History of Omaha, Nebraska
[start of Wikipedia article followed by link to said article, couldn't fit the alt text limit]
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 29/06/2026
It’s called dialectics
Windowless white van parallel parked in Downtown Brooklyn labeled “The Marx Companies”
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 29/06/2026
Collage style artwork. A rainbow, a mineral stone, a worm, and in newspaper serif type:

If I love anybody in the world,
We shall go down with unreluctant tread
Rose-crowned into the darkness
the mercy of extravagant sex

The artist signed “HBC”.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 28/06/2026
I love it here so much
“Kat’s a Marx-ed Woman; Socialist leader threatens governor after Mamdani’s primary rout: ‘She knows we’re coming for her’”

New York Post newspaper cover at a bodega aka corner store in Brooklyn, NYC, NY. Park Slope style neighborhood.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 26/06/2026
Civic services appreciation post
Bus stop sign in NYC. Provides walking times to nearby destinations alongside transit lines that will get you there instead.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 18/06/2026
Lots of great excerpts posted in the new Chotiner. But this is my favorite so far. Fuck money. I mean. I do not mean to besmirch the good name of money. Money is great, in fact I love money.
CHOTINER: They did close the strait and hold the global economy hostage, though, right?

RIKLIN: Right, but, but, O.K. O.K. So, it’s your money or your life? Let’s make peace with Hitler, because the goal of the world is money? Even in Israel, we thought it would be a hundred and fifty dollars per barrel of gas. It isn’t. But it’s not good. But, listen, it’s not all about money. It’s not all about money in our life. Money is very important. It enables a good life. Wonderful.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 17/06/2026
This feels kinda downplayed
Ancient scorpion the size of a labrador once roamed Britain

By Mark Milligan - June 14, 2026

[artist’s rendering of a very large scorpion]
Image Credit : Natural History Museum

A 415-million-year-old fossil long believed to belong to a giant marine crustacean has now been reclassified as _one of_ [emphasis mine] the largest scorpions ever discovered, according to a new study published in the journal "Paleontology".
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 14/06/2026
Pretty good
logo, #1 minnesota patriot @logopho... • 51m
Nah lol fuck that guy
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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social •1h
[still image of George from Seinfeld making a dismissive face]
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social • 1h
"This may Get me canceled on Bluesky. But [the stupidest shit take imaginable]"
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 14/06/2026
Lol deleted as I was writing this. OP:
Eric Michael Garcia
@ericmga...
• 2h
This may get me canceled on Bluesky.
But folks don't realize the chaos and madness that McConnell kept at bay.
Folks here may not realize it, but they'll miss him when he's gone.
(And Republicans will miss Pelosi when she's gone).

Meme of cracking dam looming over a town:

A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY BULLSHIT (the water being held back by the dam)
MITCH MCCONNELL (the dam)
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 14/06/2026
USA furiously stabbing itself to death as Europe and China look on
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 13/06/2026
This whole thing is so good lmao www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit. Goldman Sachs builds an altar to Benjamin in their lobby and cuts out the heart of a junior analyst on it every Friday. They call it “Blood Sacrifice Friday.” The name isn’t catchy, but the event becomes a management favorite nonetheless.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/06/2026
Great piece from @baldurbjarnason.com connecting the current boisterous follies of the US tech industry with the decline of US empire. www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/the-old...
But “AI”, even more so than any other tech, is contingent on political clout. It’s what forces through data centres, lets companies infringe on copyright and violate software licences, renders them at least temporarily immune to all kinds of consumer protections and wrongful death suits, and results in the political collaboration where “AI” systems provide authoritarian states with “accountability sinks” and algorithmic cover for institutional racism. It’s this political partnership more than anything inherent in the technology that has let the “AI” bubble get this far and change so much.

It’s also what makes analysis so fraught because the US is over as a global power. Getting beat by a cash-starved, under-resourced, extremist state struggling to quell internal unrest is not something that happens to global superpowers. Remember, this isn’t an instance of asymmetric warfare like the Vietnam War where the very strengths of an empire are turned into weaknesses. Iran has big obvious military targets and an organised military that’s still functioning after an all-out attack by the US. It’s state versus state where even a draw means the big state lost. It’s what happens to shit-heel nations who don’t know their time has come, like when the United Kingdom and France rushed headlong into the Suez Crisis.

But the Hormuz crisis also delivered a second mortal blow to the US-controlled globalised market. You can’t remove 20% of the world’s energy output, not to mention a number of other essential commodities, without disastrous consequences. Two weeks would have been bad enough. Two months are a catastrophe. A whole summer would be unimaginable.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 06/06/2026
Bring this stupid era to an end. www.bbc.com/news/article...
With fears mounting that gains so far this year may be unsustainable, a surprisingly strong US jobs report for April sparked a selloff, with the major US markets ending the week in the red.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 04/06/2026
Got one of those weird replies that appears in the reply count but you can't see it. Was able to uncover it using atproto.at. It's from this weird bot profile. It replies with "fact checks" and links to articles that have nothing to do with anything being discussed. Way to "stop the slop", I guess?

‪HELLGORITHM‬
 ‪@hellgorithm.website‬
· 2h
Our country is not actually a reactionary dead-end. Not only would Bernie have won, either time, but I'm willing to bet he'd have won by a double-digit spread. The reason we are presently run by a bunch of fascists is literally that the Democrats could absolutely not have that and made sure of it.







s-toptheslop.bsky.social

‪@s-toptheslop.bsky.social‬

Follow
There's no evidence to support the claim that Bernie Sanders would have won either election by a double-digit spread. per NPR (www.npr.org/2026/06/03/g...)Profile of "s-toptheslop.bsky.social" account which claims to "verify the facts", "expose misinformation", and "hold bad faith accountable".
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 02/06/2026
I could write the ten page paper the night before it was due, end up with 13 pages, aggressively edit it down to 11, apologize to the professor as I turned it in for exceeding the max length saying every word left after editing was absolutely necessary, and end up getting extra credit on the work.
@_sorrengailll
"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 01/06/2026
Rewriting 40% of a previously stable code base that is some of the most load-bearing critical infrastructure in all of open source software is...there just is no excuse, none, there is no viable argument, whether written by hand or by LLM. This industry has lost its fucking mind.
```
git diff aa142f08ef31d3ffa8d6b3b8af16d00324a98c1b --stat
...
286 files changed, 21006 insertions(+), 5209 deletions(-)
26k code changes in 2 months..... rsync was 67k LOC as of 236417c
```

(latest not obviously vibecoded commit it seems?).
How is this even viable for the future of rsync?
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 29/05/2026
sciolisticism • 13h
* Top 1% Commenter
When all of this is over, there will be so many lasting effects.
1. The mountain of slop that nobody understands and is now a permanent testament to their hubris.
2. The mental rot of a huge chunk of our profession who engaged in years of cognitive offloading.
3. The respect I lost for people in my industry, especially the ones who were excited to see the joy taken out of my vocation.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 23/05/2026
My SIL is also in and is letting everyone know at work.
I will be sure to tell this to everyone in my cubicles when I get back to work Tuesday. We all hate Ai. My boss hates it too and theorized that a lot of lazy men love it because it just encourages them in their mediocrity and never corrects them when they are wrong. Pretty sure this could extend to women too, but I get her point and agree. Ai will fast track us to Idiocracy. DuckDuckGo it is. Thanks for sharing.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 23/05/2026
Proud to say my mom is on board
Message from Mother:
I’ve been using DuckDuckGo ever since I started leaning communi$t.

Reply from myself:
Great to hear and please let me in on your secret on how to make money by being communist.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 23/05/2026
Sent to my family group chat. Grab the alt text if you wanna share it too. Feel free to edit it down lol. I had to divide it up to fit within the alt text limit.
Back in the day the potential of the internet was being smothered by the dominance of Microsoft's browser, Internet Explorer. So those of us of techie orientation would encourage friends and family to install Firefox or Chrome instead, or would even just do it for them surreptitiously because most people don't really care what their web browser is as long as it works. Nowadays you don't hear about Internet Explorer at all anymore, and we're all better off for it.

It's time to do that again, but for Google. Google has announced that the search product they made their name on will no longer provide a list of links to other websites at all, but an "AI-driven experience" replacing references from across the web with a kind of digest of training data sprinkled with confident falsehoods and no way to tell where the information was sourced from. They've announced, essentially, that they are at war with the very web they built their success on and that they trained their "AI" models on. It is hard to overstate the damage this would do to the production and distribution of human knowledge. I think this is far more important than choice of browser ever was.For about a year I have been a happy customer of Kagi, a paid alternative that has some "AI" features but you can turn them off. The search results are high quality and the product respects your choices when you decide you don't want something appearing in your results. But I am a niche user who makes dozens of searches per day and so the price is well worth it. Most people will want to stick to free products. For that I can recommend DuckDuckGo (again, turn off their "AI" feature, they will respect your choice, or use noai.duckduckgo.com). I've also heard mojeek.com as an alternative, but I haven't used it myself.

At the very least, on your phones, tablets, and computers, change your default search engine to anything but Google. DuckDuckGo is often available as a choice in the settings without having to do anything extra.

Many like myself started un-Googling their lives years ago when the earliest signs were appearing that this company would become a detriment to the world. But it's not enough. People for whom technology is not a primary pursuit are Google's real bread and butter, and they won't feel it without such people walking away. I am happy to help.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 10/05/2026
The maintainer of Hyprland is a little shit who in support requests is wildly rude to anyone experiencing legitimate problems with his absolutely perfect software that can never be at fault. Meanwhile ctrl-f "crash" on any page of the Hyprland changelog and it looks like this:
Just the most recent release page on the Hyprland GitHub repo, showing numerous matches for the word "crash". Highlighted at the bottom-right is my browser displaying "Match [1/58]".
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/05/2026
I'll add that it is rich to accuse me of colonizing (for reposting criticism of "AI") and then spout this unvarnished colonialist apologia further down the thread
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/05/2026
‪Rune‬
 ‪@runefar.bsky.social‬
· 13m
Replied to 
Waylon Jennings-Yutani
Promoting the privatization of the commons just because you think the exclusionary form of it protect you just leads to corporate encorachment







‪Rune‬
 ‪@runefar.bsky.social‬
· 13m
Replied to 
Deuce x juice
Promoting the privatization of the commons just because you think the exclusionary form of it protect you just leads to corporate encorachment







‪Rune‬
 ‪@runefar.bsky.social‬
· 13m
Replied to 
phylan
Promoting the privatization of the commons just because you think the exclusionary form of it protect you just leads to corporate encorachment
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 09/05/2026
mf went at it for 2 fucking hours lmao
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 27/04/2026
lol
```
Kurtha Sedd 🇺🇦 @yxalag32
7h
Well... next time, just hire a developer instead of this agent crap

JER @Lifeof_jer
7h
I did. His name is Claude.

Greer @GreerIsNotHere
Replying to @Lifeof_jer @yxalag32
29m
you should probably fire that guy
```
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 26/04/2026
This shit sucks. Back in the day people wrote technical blogs just to freely share information. Now everything is about goddamn fucking metrics. I promise the old way was better.
Create an account to read the full story.

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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 25/04/2026
Okay it's not just me
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 25/04/2026
Seriously, is anyone else seeing this? It's been like this all morning. I'm posting this from Tokimeki.blue, an alternative web-based appview that I can actually use right now on desktop.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 22/04/2026
This conspiracy against the best posters on this site, now in its second day, must end
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 21/04/2026
Forgot to remind Claude not to break the site again
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 20/04/2026
lmao
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 16/04/2026
2026 was the year software engineering changed forever
A failed attempt to load the Bluesky feed
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