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Just Helldiver Things

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Helldivers 2 fan account sharing lore, theories, suggestions, and general positive community news. #helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings

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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Original post by @/pt__crow on Instagram
Picture of SEAF-Chan looking at camera while slightly blushing with the caption: "She gave me this look and then threw a grenade at me" by pt__crow
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
There are some reasonable comments (top one) but there's also so much salt (bottom one). I wish OD did not have the following he did in the HD2 community. While I'm not gonna claim AH does everything right, the second comment is straight up childish.
Screenshot of YouTube comments:
Comment 1: "Thanks for calling out Dough boy. His takes actively have the potential to destroy the identity of the game that it had when it came
out. I've been getting so tired of his constant negativity over his own whiny personal opinions."

Comment 2:
"If vou think it is the 'community' ruining the game, you should apply for nArrowhead community manager. You would fit right in."
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And, of course, after being impressed by the video I'm immediately disappointed by the comments. Also, why do players who hate a game keep watching videos on it? That's like checking your ex's social media account. Move on, bro.
Screenshot of a YouTube comment: "stopped playing a year ago its SO fucjing boring
the same 5 basic mission objectives across the most bland maps ever
at least space marine 2 has over a dosen distinct experiences and the guns feel good"
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The heck is that math? Whyyyyyyy is this spending approved? (Rhetorical)
Screenshot from Wikipedia: 

"Unit cost

Domestic cost: About US $1.09 billion (FY 2022) for a battery;[2] US $4 million for a single PAC-3 MSE missile[3]

Export cost: About US $2.37-2.5 billion for a battery; US $6- 10 million (FY 2018) for a single missile[4]

Screenshot from an article used as citation:

"How much does the Patriot
cost?
Over the years the Patriot system and missiles have been continually modified. The current interceptor missile for the Patriot system costs approximately $4 million per round and the launchers cost about $10 million each, CSIS reported in its July missile defense report. At that price it's not cost effective or optimal to use the Patriot to shoot down the far smaller and dramatically cheape1 [ranian drones that Russia has been buying and using in Ukraine
'Firing a million-dollar missile at a $50,000 drone is a losing proposition,' said Mark Cancian, a retired Marine Corps reserves colonel and senior adviser at CSIS."
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Some players have already questioned if the EAT-411 is gonna be able to destroy a Jammer, which I greatly doubt it will, but I think it'd be super funny if the CQC-20 actually had the detonation power #Helldivers2 #Helldivers #JustHelldiverThings
Helldivers weapon "EAT-411 Leveller"Helldivers weapon "CQC-20 Breaching Hammer"
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Something like this. Not that I think this is a *better* idea, but just what popped in my head.
A Helldiver throwing a shield at the viewer
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Not gonna lie, when I saw the G/SH-39 shield was a "throwable" the first image in my head was a Captain America style shield. 😅
Helldivers 2 Screenshot for the throwable G/SH-39 ShieldCaptain American throwing his shield at a tank.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Was diving on a gloom planet and this was my blinding screen going into a mission at 1 AM. ☀️ #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2
A screenshot from Helldivers 2, opening hellpod drop to a planet. Screen is mostly yellowish-white due to the glare of the sun and planet's gloom atmosphere. I think.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What killed me? Wrong answers only. #Helldivers2
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. "ELIMINATED. Killed by" is readable on the screen over the dead body of a Helldiver on a bug planet.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I love a target-rich environment. #Helldivers2
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. A Helldiver sits in an anti-tank emplacement while looking over a bot-infested city from a hill.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What... do you think they're talking about?
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. Four Super Destroyers are squared up, literally making a square in the sky.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I think this is the wildest map I've ever seen. It was Trivial for SC farming, so no, I did not dive to take a look around. Kind of wish I had now. #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2
Screenshot from Helldivers 2 of a mission map. There is one mission icon and extraction and a whole lot of the map is "mountains" and it looks almost like a cave or dungeon mission.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
When you're all out of options, you improvise. #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Someday, I am going to have to put together my Super Sample Rock Finding Guide cause the mini map pattern is consistent enough to spot though it's not always clear depending on the terrain. #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
Screenshot of a Helldiver on a blue lit jungle planet. His mini map is up and there is a super sample rock ahead of him. Can you spot it on the mini map?The super sample rock pattern tends to be the same across planets and maps, though the different terrain and colorization can cause it to look a little different.Screenshot of a Helldiver on a hilly planet at night. His mini map is up and there is a super sample rock ahead of him. Can you spot it on the mini map?The super sample rock tends to be a light gray splatch with some darker edges at the top left and some shading at the bottom right. Study it on the mini map as you spot it before the icon appears over it.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Been fighting the Illuminates too long. Now I see them everywhere I go. #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
Sign at a gym that reads, "Advanced Chiropractic" with a blue logo on white background of a figure doing multiple stretch poses. This Helldiver thinks it looks like a Fleshmob.Sign at a gym with a blue logo on white background of a figure doing multiple stretch poses. This Helldiver thinks it looks like a Fleshmob.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Low-key love when the mission stuff lines up like that. Boom, boom, BOOM! Done. #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
Screenshot from Helldivers 2. A mission map where the objectives align near perfectly in a row, with the two subobjectives leading to the main upload location.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It was a really short mission. #Helldivers2 #Helldivers #JustHelldiverThings
Screenshot of Helldivers 2, picking the map drop zone. The objectives and extraction are all bunched up at the top right corner of the map.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
What do you think they're talking about? #Helldivers #Helldivers2
Screenshot from Helldivers 2, player staring out on a map. A bunch of Automaton Devastators huddled up from the distance.Screenshot from Helldivers 2, player staring out on a map. A bunch of Automaton Devastators huddled up from the distance.A bunch of Automaton Devastators huddled up from the distance.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"Helldiver, do you mind telling me what you're doing outside the mission area?" "Sir... finishing this flight." #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
Screenshot from Helldivers 2, view is from the air, looking down on the map from an impossible height. Game message reads, "Approaching edge of the mission area. Return to the mission or be branded a traitor."Screenshot from Helldivers 2, view is from the air, looking down on the map from an even further height. Game message reads, "Approaching edge of the mission area. Return to the mission or be branded a traitor." Below that, "RETURN TO COMBAT ZONE: 2"
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
"HOLD IT TOGETHER, SEAF-CHAN! WE'RE GETTING OUR PLANET BACK! FOR SUPER EARTH!!" #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2 #BattleForSuperEarth #SEAFChan
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What even happened here? Had the glitchiest mission ever yesterday in #Helldivers2 😅
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I eventually got out, but I had given up by that point. #helldivers2 #justHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Got stuck under the map while fighting the Illuminates. Couldn't move (nothing to stand on?) but I could call down stratagems and shoot stuff. Weird watching hellpods sink through on past ya. Did I get sent to the in between by that Flashmob?
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Done in by my own personal bubble shield. 😔 #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings #IHateFlashMobs #TheFleshMobThatHates
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I had really hoped this would give me an army of mortar turrets but... #Helldivers2 #GlitchDivers #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Not a hack, but a glitch. Moments later, it did crash my game ^^;; #Helldivers2 #AnEagleNeverMisses
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Well, this was a fun glitch while it lasted. #helldivers2 #justhelldiverthings #3800Barrage #1200Barrage #Helldivers2Glitch
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Just an amazing throw by a squad mate. Think his handle was War-Daddy. #Helldivers2 #justhelldiverthings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Guys, we can't all get on at the same time... #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Had a weird bug and I ended up in first person view in the Pelican. It was very jumpy, so here's the last/smoothest clip from it.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Jammer Striders are very interesting.
Helldivers 2 map with a strider jammer.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Come on Helldivers! We have closed the gap on KHARST! Bots are only winning by a little. With an evening push, we can defend this planet from the squids and keep them from gathering more dark fluid! We Got this! #Helldivers2
Helldivers: Galactic War Status and Progression:

(200k HP) KHARST 49.47%  (10.5%/hr) 15k (27%) FAILING: 4h 47m
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If not friendly, why friend shaped? #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
When attempting to hug a Berserker, beware of their chainsaws (almost lost my hugging arm)
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Voteless were once Super Citizens. Maybe there's some part of them still in there. Maybe. #HugDiver
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It may be treason, but I'm a Hugdiver at heart. Here are my attempts at hugging enemies in #Helldivers2
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Alright, well, bye then. #Helldivers2 #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
There is no emote for when this happens 😭 #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How it ended: #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How it started: #Helldivers2
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Weirdly enough, it seemed to have a gun that was on the ground but able to fire? It was like this when we found it.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Do you think bots can get sick? This one didn't seem right. Bot was just flailing around on the ground. It would talk, but couldn't get up and didn't have a gun or anything. #Helldivers2 #AutomatonMeance
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Alright, so I thought about the effects of my actions only after it was already falling. #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2 #watchForFallingRocks
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I had exactly 0.0 seconds left. #JustHelldiverThings #Helldivers2 #ShuttleLaunchIn20Seconds
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I thought they had a minimum range they could fire at. 🥲 #JustHelldiverThings
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Don't worry, I put the citizen out of their suffering before I left.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Slightly higher quality of me standing close to the headless voteless.
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Uh, anyone know how long the Voteless can survive without their head? #Helldivers2
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Blank meme image of an Automaton at a computer desk with a speech text bubble coming from it, as if the Automaton was saying whatever is reskeeted
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Just Helldiver Things @helldivers2things.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Just amazing. I unironically love these kind of random interactions. #helldivers2
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