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🌱 Mossy

@hellcatprincess.bsky.social
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My little love poems: bit.ly/Mossy-love Bluesky married to: @nghtmrkttn.bsky.social Real life lycanthropic boyfriend: @ffrr.bsky.social Both of them are fierce as fuck

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only
Avatar Aang ready to kick ass with Kitara, Toph, Sokka, Zuko, and Suki behind him and Appa in the sky above them. Obviously the best Star Trek crew, no contest.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
Kitara, Aang and Sokka look directly at the viewer, facial expressions indicative of their characters. Momo is wrapped around Aang’s head, peeking out adorably.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You’ve just died. The 7th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
I was making chicken broth and this is a photo of a bowl of raw ingredients. Quartered yellow onions (with their peels to give the broth that gorgeous golden color) bright orange carrots, pale green and white stalks of celery, a bunch of bright green cilantro stalks and some parsley from my windowsill garden. If you were here I would feed you chicken soup and tell you you are loved and wanted.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’m reading my precious dog-eared copy of Wise Child by Monica furlong again and goddess but if it isn’t better every time. I’ve been reading this for 30 years and it only gets deeper and more perfect.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tell me you have the flu without telling me you have the flu
Lime and honey and garlic on the counter, either a spoon and a lemon squeezer. The shadows are long but the colors are cheerful.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I’m away from perfect boyfriend for the week and this is the kind of cheesy shit that goes down. I make no excuses
Background is pretty obviously my classy rosy pink lace lingerie dropped on top of his black wool and cashmere coat where we dropped them after taking them off each other in some hotel room a year or so ago. 

Conversation over it goes like this:

Me: You are the permanent always forever winner of everything in my eyes
3:42 PM

Him: I fucking love you 3:42PM

Me: Including games on TV that you didn't even play in
3:42 PM

Him: You are my permanent always forever love
3:43 PM
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Going through a mess of my godfather’s papers and found this adorable note
In my godfather’s tilted and shaky handwriting, as well as the app can read it:

Tom Lebr
george and have learned this and
backoneart, heail besirigng itrahinsel and Lamentih
hecent sing it interun because the words dont exist there
Theres holmin andhelin and hatrien
and erbium and phosphoous andfrenciur
and Florium andterbin and manganese and merary, molybdomom, magnesium, dysprosim and
scandium and cerium andoesium and lead"
frascodynium, platinum, plotonion, palladium, promethium, potassium polonium And tantalum technetium titanium tellurium and cadalum and calcium and chromium and curium There's sulfor, californiam and fermium, berkelium
and also mendelevium cinsteinium nobelium
And argon Krypton neon radon Xenon zinc and rhodium And chlorine carbon cobalt copper tongs ten tin and sodium
these are the only ones Of which the news have come to Harvard and there may be many others But they haven't been discovered
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I asked him to take a selfie of us and then would not stop kissing him
Me and perfect boyfriend kissing but you can’t see our faces and fuck I miss him so bad today
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Cigarette Subaru Lesbian on fire tonight if you want to cry and laugh at the same time. I love it when they get like this
≥ Reposted by cigarette subaru lesbian cigarette subaru lesbia... • 11/22/2023
• they/them
Bard
they shld invent a weighted blanket that makes me feel like i'm being held like a little baby
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= Reposted by cigarette subaru lesbian cigarette subaru lesbian @bun... • 1mo
• they/them
Bard
they should invent a pussy that's directly on my mouth right now
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≥ Reposted by cigarette subaru lesbian
cigarette subaru lesbian @bun... • 13d
• they/them
Bard
they should invent someone that doesn't have to leave
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture (from whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
My hand holding an old iron skeleton key in my open palm
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Cute animal checkpoint. Do not pass this checkpoint without depositing your own animal photo (if you can and want to)
Kata, the dog of my platonic wife, looks up at me from my lap directly into the camera. She looks beautiful even from this silly angle showing mostly her snout
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Literally right now
Kata on the bed stretched out with her head on my belly looking at me
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Kata, sleek and blonde with a black mouth, on a purple leash looking up at meKata, sleek and blonde with a black mouth, on a purple leash looking away from me
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Every time I see this I think there are my filters hard at work protecting my peace because they love me and care about my well being
Show hidden replies
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I am very very far away from home eating Haagen Dazs coffee ice cream from the container and you know what? You are never far away from home if you’re eating Haagen Dazs coffee ice cream from the container
My red red nails, a spoon, and nearly the bottom of my pint of ice cream
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
If you see this, quote post something red from a photo you took!
My bright deadly red nails shining in the light with a black heart on the ring finger
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
If you see this, quote post something red from a photo you took!
A broken down red car in a small town in Mexico on the morning light. Behind it, faded, on a white wall, can barely be seen the word Ventas
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
You don’t need therapy, you need 2 days of release spells with your best friend #witchsky
Candle from an alter spills light into the Queen of cups cardRosemary, salt, and water reflect the light of ritual candles
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Actual photo of perfect boyfriend giving me a back rub while I give myself a foot rub because
Black leopard licking spotted leopard while she also licks herself
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Just found this adorable note from my oldest’s childhood and yes all his drawings are of monsters
Kill mom
Kill dad
Rob bank
Buy everything I ever w
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
And then there are these moments of pure brilliance
Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social • 1d
Being an adult means holding yourself while you cry yourself to sleep.


Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsk... • 1h
Oh good, then I'm doing it right
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Skyline for the win
Sean Thomason @seanthoma... • 5h

My heart is with the baby hippos who are getting zero media attention and quietly seething about it.

Frances Meh @francesmeh.re... • 5h they say not to throw the baby out with the bathwater but they never explain why
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Just checking on the baggage policies for my flight and WHAT HUMAN ORGAN IS TOO BIG TO FIT UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU
Alaska Airlines:

When traveling with us, you're allowed one carry-on bag plus one personal item, such as a purse, briefcase or laptop computer. At least one of the items should be stowed under the seat in front of you, and you'll also need to be able to lift your own bag into the overhead bin.


Exceptions
The following items may count as your one carry-on bag, and may exceed the standard carry-on dimensions as long as they can be safely stowed in the cabin of the aircraft.

Human organs
Art/advertising portfolios
Paintings
Delicate scientific equipment
Fishing poles
Small musical instruments
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Actual photo of me interrupting everything to tell perfect boyfriend how much I love him and how he’s the sun and how I want to have sex later when when he is literally in the middle of what was a normal conversation with normal people in a group setting before I ruined it but also I don’t care
Spotted leopard grabs black leopard’s head while black leopard is just trying to talk
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Actual photo of me enthusiastically gnawing on perfect boyfriend’s head while he wonders why he ever thought he could get any work done from home
Black leopard looks irritated but resigned while spotted leopard climbs on him and gnaws on his ear enthusiastically
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Actual photo of perfect boyfriend finally agreeing to make out with me in the middle of a movie because I won’t leave him alone and when I say finally I mean 30 seconds but it felt like a really long time
Spotted leopard and black leopard licking eachother but the spotted leopard has the black ones head in her paws and clearly dragged him into it
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Actual photo of perfect boyfriend trying to tell me something important and me feeling the vibrations of his voice through the top of his head with my throat and wondering why he’s so sexy and also when is dinner and how many bones are in skulls instead of listening
A spotted leopard resting her head on a black leopards head and looking spacey while the black leopard is obviously meowing
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Actual photo of me gnawing on perfect boyfriend’s head when he is just trying to watch a soccer game
A spotted leopard enthusiastically climbing on a black leopard, who seems resigned to being gnawed on
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
My Memoji - a witch with a blue hat and heart eyes
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Today I found an old collage I had been told to make about myself. I am amazed at how accurate it is
Part of a collage - a bee drinking deeply from a flower, the word “loves” above itPart of a collage - a mother polar bear curled up around her baby asleep atop a row of old booksPart of a collage - in front of the old books, a statue of a nude woman reaching for the skyPart of a collage - a mountain lion looking gorgeously out into a field of flowers from behind a row of old books
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
This happened today
Snapshot of a car in front of me. License plate says OK DOKE
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
What are you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?
A 1920s photograph, colored, of a young femme in some sort of moon hat with a weird cloak and there’s beads… hard to describe. She looks adorable, hilariously, but very serious
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Did you know you can get D&D stamps at the post office right now!!!???
A sheet of dungeons and dragons postal stamps that’s hard to see because I didn’t do a great job taking the picture and there a glare in the middle of it
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Someone walked all the way out on this dock over the great Willamette River to write Poop Monster with a pink chalk marker and what did you do today
Graffiti: poop monster
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Came across some late season St Joan’s Wort today! A tincture or oil from Hypericum Perforatum is what I use for the things that Joan of Arc went through - burning stabbing pain, all out attack on the nervous system, deep inner darkness, piercing light…
A bouquet of the yellow flowers and buds of Hypericum Perforatum
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
How I made a difficult decision today because sometimes it be like this
Classic Rider Waite Colman Smith deck tarot cards in essentially a jumble with a bunch of other stuff on my desk
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Illustration of 50s sci fi looking white woman with a crystal in each hand beaming rainbows up to the sky. Over the woman it says me and over the crystals it says fuck the system and love and light and this is a good description of me because I can never seem to choose between them
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
A rubber honeycomb may outside with a clear marble stuck in one of the holes
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Monochrome Monday
Boyfriend’s brown hand in my white one on the airplane. My nails are black and there is a white four pointed star on my ring finger and we are super hot and a little bit goth I’m just saying
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
“Natural Moss
Acoustic Ceiling Tile”

And it really is! You can buy it and it’s real!
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
What’s your sign?
A doormat saying DON’T LET THE CATS OUT OR THE COPS IN
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Dress for the job you want.
Old fashioned fortune teller poster, hand painted. In front of her a skeletal hand holds a crystal ball with a man next to a skeleton in it, and on the poster it says WHEN WILL YOU MEET DEATH
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
The sky is bruised and the rain is coming and it no longer feels like summer, but these are the fingernails of a girl in love
My hand, with light pink and glittery gold hombre nails, held up against a cloudy sky
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Me, welcoming my newest follower
A dirty bloody masc person hugging a dirty bloody femme while another dirty bloody femme looks on with downcast eyes. Everyone looks like they’re recovering from a lost battle. I’m sure it’s from a movie or show but I don’t recognize it
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
And you people don’t believe in witchcraft #witchsky
The slogan for the school, located around 90 miles north of Los Angeles,
"home of the bears," according to its website.
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Three things I did with my hands last week (third thing not pictured)
My hand, with matte black nail polish and a white star on my ring finger, holding a set of D&D dice over a character sheetMy white hand, with matte black nail polish and a white star on my ring finger, holding perfect boyfriend’s brown hand which makes my hand look even whiter, on the airplane
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Well if you wanted to know the ridiculousness I text perfect boyfriend late at night now you do and if you didn’t want to know too bad but also read it now cuz I’ll get all embarrassed and take it down probably
I love you baby. Be careful driving!!
5:35 PM
I miss you wolf
10:54 PM 
In such a wholesome and sweet way
10:54 PM
Like as opposed to a horny way I guess
10:55 PM
Ok also a horny way
10:55 PM
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
This yogurt has jumped the shark with a level of enthusiasm I would not have thought possible
A plain yogurt container, half empty, in which an astonishing variety of mold has taken hold
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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Aaaaand here’s the follow up what is wrong with me why am I like this
K and B have this adorable thing where she tells him when her flowers are wilting and she wants more and he sends a bouquet. And I thought hmmm I loved it when you sent me flowers but if I did what she does it wouldn't work because I would be like can you send me dick and your warm hands on my body and your burning eyes in mine on the next flight so um yes horny PMS
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