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HeckieBreakie

@hellbreakfast.bsky.social
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BREAKFAST, HELL is my name, but you can call me HB. I provide art, merch, and manic gremlin energy to the furry community. Follow me if you like sticker, yo. ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/tiers Don't follow me if you like ai. Gross.

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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commissioned by Ashy Ash Valeris, who let me go ham on the design. #furry #commission #dragon
A red, gold and black dragon reclines over a backdrop of bright blue water, framed by the name ASHY ASH VALERIS done in a style inspired by street art. The name is done up in warm sunset pink, oranges, and light purples, with shadows of palm trees on the front surfaces of the 3d looking letters. Art created by HELLBREAKFAST
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look at them! INVADING ANY PIZZA THEY CAN. I'm gonna need someone to take these off me at #megaplex this year. I've got a WHOLE INFESTATION, I can't get a moment of peace!! #plush #furry
Two little plush baby dinosaurs hanging out near a pizza. They look like they evolved to have pizza-like markings, with breadstick head frills and mushroom-like toes. They have a half-lidded silly expression and are looking up at the viewer almost expectantly. 

These are plush organisms modified from the Choly Knight pattern "Baby Dino Plush". The markings, design and additions were all designed by HELLBREAKFAST, who sewed them. 

They will be featured at Megaplex~!
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What the hell? WHAT THE HELL, MAN, YOU ARE NOT THE PIZZA.
Two small quadrupedal creatures sitting on pizza plate next to a cheese and pepperoni pizza, backs turned to the viewer, looking as if they're conversing. They appear to have a frill of breadsticks, feet that look like mushrooms and a pattern that looks like a pizza with pepperonis, bell pepper slices and black olives. 

Original sewing pattern is modified from Choly Knight's Tiny Dino Plush pattern, sewn and designed by HELLBREAKFAST.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You're welcome! #throbber #darkknowledge #humanartist
The artist's avatar (A monochrome green man with a short ponytail, thick glasses, pointed ears and horns) saying "You know that swirly thing sites use to show stuff is loading? It's called a throbber." 

Beside him to the right are some examples, a circle made of several small lines that fades out on one side, and a circle with a small circle on the line like a little orbit. There are white arrows pointing to them on the orange and teal background, with handwritten text that says, "This thing, or this thing" and below both, still handwritten, "Or the beach ball of death. Mac users know what I mean." 

It is signed HELLBREAKFAST 2026
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lol, I didn't even get an email about the survey. Wonder why. (They did do better this year, but after last year, the only way to do worse is not have a con)
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I saw this sentiment on a "straight pride" poster, and it was such a strawman idea I had to put it in Strawman's mouth. Dad bi, so what? #queer #comic
Single page comic comic titled "The Fruit is on the Ground but I can't Help Myself" and signed HELLBREAKFAST 2006 at the bottom. Two figures on a lilac field, a monochrome scarecrow named "Strawman" on stage left, and a green toned nerdy devil boy with glasses on the right, representing the author. 

Strawman is saying, "You wouldn't exist without straight people! You have to support straight pride if you like existing!" 

The reply is two words: "Dad's bi." 

The fruit. It hangs so low. It's on the ground. But I still picked it up. Ah, well.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Some days, even warming up is a trial. #cats
A green man with horns, headphones and glasses is being impeded by an orange cat in his lap, both shaded in screen tones. The figure is saying, "...I need to work..." while the cat is exclaiming, "DAD LAP!" 

It is signed HELLBREAKFAST 2026
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Alt version of the posted badge.
Alt version of the original badge, this one has a moon in cooler colors instead of the very warm colors on the other version.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Space Pirate Captain Chemical! Done for Chemicaldrg on FA. Had fun with this badge! This is the main one, I'll post the alt in comments, and a snapshot of the finished piece is to come, since it's really cool irl. #dragon #furry #commission
Badge commission done in homage to Captain Harlock and similar retro anime. The character is a space pirate dragon in Leiiji-verse inspired gear, standing with her rapier and gun drawn. Her brilliant neon green wings contrast the black body scales and golden scars crisscrossing her body from her adventures. 

The name plate reads SPACE PIRATE CAPTAIN CHEMICAL
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Please join me in appreciating our armed forces. REALLY appreciating them. I MEAN REALLY GET THAT PATRIOTISM RIGHT IN THERE. 3 slots, comment to claim, double listed price to buy out exclusivity. #ych #furry #macro
A large anthropomorphic dog-like creature holds a tank with an exaggeratedly large cannon in one hand, looking mischievous and thoughtful as he says, "Huh, flared base, how thoughtful!"

The tank's hatch is open, revealing a disturbed looking anthro character of regular size, forlornly waving a little flag. 

This is a YCH picture, the macro character is $200 to claim and the regular sized one is $35. 3 slots. Double list price to buy out exclusivity.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This design is a long time in the making. I've finally worked out all the kinks in making patches and settled on a design I liked. Happy #Pride everyone! #NoAI #HumanArt
Photo of a black patch with a metal inspired logo that says "Villain Coded" The logo fills out the round shape of the patch, with the far arms of the V and N forming devilish looking wings. The main body of the letters is colored in the horizontal rainbow stripes of the pride flag. The middle L and A of the word Villain come to a horn-like set of points, between which burns a flame in the trans pride colors. 

In the background can be seen a glimpse of my workshop, with a green self-healing mat, red handled scissors, papers and other supplies out of focus. On the bottom right is the retrowave inspired HELLBREAKFAST logo, under which says "Art And Merch"
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Remember what they've taken from us with this beige bullshit. Remember how it used to actually be fun to go window shopping, because the displays were interesting looking.
Shoe store from 1992, with what looks like a greco-roman facade, one half done up in garish magentas, teals, and checkers, the other side with pastels. The top facade is cracked, and down that split is one half checkerboard, the other half some sort of faux marble. A few shoes are strewn around in the glass enclosures around the columns. 

Back when design was stupid and fun to be around.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I love it when I get to let loose and do something fun like this one. #furry #gundam
Faux holographic display of a fennec anthro pilot, wearing a helmet and spacesuit akin to those seen in the original Mobile Suit Gundam, including ears using the design language of the original series. 

The readout at the bottom reads CMDR BLIXT DRÖMMAR
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
JFC. I'm so mad. It's a college graduation. It's not monetized. It's literally using music that's at least a hundred years old, with announcers talking over it. Fuck off, Youtube.
Youtube screen shot. Black screen with white letters saying "This live stream has been terminated due to the use of 3rd party audio of video content" under which is a blue link reading "learn more"

This was on a college graduation. Are you kidding me?
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Youtube's garbage is out of control. This happened in the middle of a college graduation I was watching. The stream came back later, but all I can figure is that it was the music in the commencement. Fucking public domain classical music. Are. You. Joking. It's back now, but fuck off.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My warmup doodle was inspired by my cat, today. She eventually settled into my lap while I was drawing, leaving me trying to get fluff off my face (summer shed is a nightmare) but at least I know she loves me.
A cartoon of an orange cat striding across the desk, rubbing her side against a horned man in green's face, obscuring most of it. He's holding a tablet pen as she winds her tail around a horn, with a speech bubble saying "DAD'S HOME! YAY!" the bg is pinkish, and it's clear the humanish character is sitting in an office chair. The figure's eyes are obscured from the glare in  his glasses, as usual. 

HELLBREAKFAST, 2026
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Finished timed sketch :3 One hour! I forgor how much I could get done in such a short time. #furry #protogen
A purple furred protogen in hooded black tactical gear smiles at the camera. He has some bandages gripped in thumb and forefinger on his stage left hand, and is carrying a medic bag with a magenta cross on it. Same color for his medic armband. The background is orange squares, contrasting with the purple and black. Done in 1 hour. 

By HELLBREAKFAST
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My fursona is kinda cool. :3 Maybe... too cool. Picked away at this as my warmup/cooldown over the course of a few days. Thinking about making a badge of it, tbh.
A headshot of HELLBREAKFAST's fursona, Cadet Blues. He's wearing a jacket with a high collar and striped shoulders, smoking a cigarette. the smoke is twining around him as he glares forward, looking either deep in thought or perturbed. His species is just "gremlin" which means that he's some sort of cat monkey thing with massive swooping horns, and long, pointy ears placed more where a human's might be than atop his head. 

This piece is rendered in duotone- the main figure is green and shades thereof, the only shading coming from variations on the same green, including dot tones and hard spotblacks. The background is a frantic magenta, a blobular shape similar to cigarette smoke upon which he is casting a warm shadow. The name Cadet Blues is written in loopy, stylized superscript to stage left, black with the same green as his body as the outline. 

It is signed HELLBREAFAST 2026. 

This was done over the course of days as warmups for various commissions.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Huehuehue, he's solar powered! look at 'im glow!
The same badge as before, but now it's glowing a cool green in the darkness!
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dang, lil guy, this ain't your natural habitat! More comm uploads, lmao. Idk if I'm even supposed to use tags on this site. Is that a thing? #furry #protogen #retrotech yeah? This badge has a secret... I'll post it in the replies to to this post.
Sunburst orange floppy disk, on which is mounted an illustration of a a similar sun-hued protogen named Solaris. He's holding the lighbulb from Oneshot and seems to have his eyes closed, the bulb and his own horns and screen being the primary light sources for the piece. The laminate is crackle holofoil and glitters in the sun. The artist is holding it by a cord looped through the do not write hole, a lush green yard and his first step in the bg. Created by HELLBREAKFAST.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mailed this guy today! I took my time with it, and think it was worth the effort. I wish I could let everyone hold it, because the subtle effects really aren't picked up by the camera.
Watercolor badge commission for Malik by HELLBREAKFAST. It features a feline character with snakes for hair, gorgon-style. He has saber teeth, black sclera and a toothy grin, looking at the viewer from his nest of serpentine locks. The snakes are a pale pearl color at the root that gradually becomes a rosy red, with similarly dark sclera and yellow/gold eyes, as well as red belly scutes. The name MALIK is picked out below the figure in abstract, disconnected characters, seeming to float under it in the laminate. The snakes are quite a winding nest, and the piece has been cut very carefully to leave negative space in the gaps in their loops. 

the background is a marble patterned shiny cardstock that shows off the negative space well. Watercolor badge commission for Malik by HELLBREAKFAST. It features a feline character with snakes for hair, gorgon-style. He has saber teeth, black sclera and a toothy grin, looking at the viewer from his nest of serpentine locks. The snakes are a pale pearl color at the root that gradually becomes a rosy red, with similarly dark sclera and yellow/gold eyes, as well as red belly scutes. The name MALIK is picked out below the figure in abstract, disconnected characters, seeming to float under it in the laminate. The snakes are quite a winding nest, and the piece has been cut very carefully to leave negative space in the gaps in their loops. 

This picture is the same image on a more pale, less distracting bg than the first.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
15 minute unicorn! I don't often get this style of character, but I had fun! From the backlog of unuploaded TFF sketches
A headshot sketch of a unicorn with a blue-streaked brown mane. He's wearing a white headband with red stripes, and is smiling at the viewer with his hair flopped over one eye. The visible one is bright, luminous blue. 

Signed HELLBREAKFAST  15 min TFF
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm manufacturing some things today and I swear they spend more money on the backing of sticker papers than the actual paper itself.
A bar graph titled "Tensile Strength of Materials" featuring four bars.They are arranged from shortest to longest. In blue is aluminum, green is steel, yellow is titanium and red is The Backing on Sticker Paper.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
How to ensure I'm not going to watch, respond to or even hover over a video with my mouse. I think we need less thoughts on writing from Tech Developers (tm) and more thoughts from people who are actually involved in the crafts AI steals from.
Youtube thumbnail screenshot with three mid tier looking white people, with white text saying AI Writing: Thoughts from a Tech Developer" Under is the title of the piece: Tech developer's thoughts on Gen AI in writing and art- The Critical Pen, Ep 1 by K R Solbert/ The Critical Pen

I love how they'd like to platform anyone but actual creatives on this topic.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Also someone brought Jerma.
A man in camo bdu pants, a striped tank top and gas mask holding a Jerma standee anout a foot shorter than him, so life size
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Another one of my 15 minute sketches. We got SO LUCKY with our hotel. St. Elm in Dallas actually had enough lights that you could draw at the little table, and two chairs, so me and my buddy could work at the same time! #furry #sketch #watercolor
A headshot of a grumpy canid anthro with grey fur contrasted by a golden strip on his lower jaw and a shock of golden hair on his head. 

Text in lower left:

NO TALK,
HE ANGY

signed HELLBREAKFAST 2026
15 mins TFF

Done in 15 minutes at Texas Furry Fiesta
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A dainty little coyote from the #TFF sketch batch. The purchase of various shades of brown and cream watercolor pencil has really paid off, since those colors are pretty hard to mix quickly. Man, I could just churn this kind of sketch out all day, chatting and drawing is so much fun. #furry
A watercolor head shot of a demure coyote anthromorph, who peers at the viewer with luminous, knowing eyes and a coquettish smirk. She has a short pixie cut, and her fur is naturalistic in both color and pattern. Behind her is a color fill in slightly chaotic sunbeam marker, about the color of an egg yolk. This piece recalls classic anime in proportion and mood.

It is signed HELLBREAKFAST 2026, 15 mins, TFF, denoting artist, year, time taken and the convention it was done at (Texas Furry Fiesta)
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You don't see many boars around, but TFF had quite a few! This one was named Hiram and part of a very nice party who all got 15 min sketches :3 #furry
Watercolor sketch featuring a headshot of a bara looking boar character. He's got a fluffy blonde beard from which his tusks jut out, a shock of blonde hair and a green spiked collar matching his green eyes. His ears are pierced twice each and he has a sweet smile. It's signed in the bottom right: HELLBREAKFAST TFF 2026 and marked 15 mins
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm going to be slowly uploading my sketches from #TFF soon. Thanks again, everyone who stopped by and said hi! Most of these are 15 minute sketches, my favorite to do l. #furry
Headshot of a green bird anthro with white markings in his face. He's wearing a coat with a fluffy collar and a literal spiked collar in black. His expression is one of somewhat sinister cockiness, his golden eyes standing out sharply. The style is loose and textural, in colored pencil with some small elements in marker. It is signed at the bottom right:

HELLBREAKFAST 2026 TFF 15 mins

Denoting the author, year, convention and time spent on the piece.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
She's so happy I'm back, she's just sitting there purring. I missed her, too. 💜💜
Ginger tabby curled up in grey blankets looking at the camera
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm at table B20 in the #TFF artist alley! Come by and say hi! I've got one more badge slot and 3 more sketches left! #furry
HELLBREAKFAST'S tff 2026 booth. Black and purple and full of merch
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@redtheginger.bsky.social hostile takeover! He's going to put all my friends in robotics!
An eggman cosplayer has taken over HELLBREAKFAST's booth
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fucking complimentary drinks in our hotel while waiting on the rest of our party yessssss.
A photo of a pair of pinkish drinks on a round table.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm curating my portfolio rn and y'all. I've done a badge or two. #furry #art
A black table scattered with wayyyyy too many furry badges, all drawn by HELLBREAKFAST. 

The artist is quietly losing his mind.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I made these cool ass badges for everyone but my own self!! 😭😭😭 #furry #StarTrek #TFF
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I need to grab some glamour shots of the finished products all together, but here's one of the ID badges! #StarTrek #furry
Furry badge done up in the design language of Star Trek TNG, using the computer console's soft oranges, periwinkles, pinks and yellows. It features Aleksandr Embermane in a blue TNG uniform. Aleks is an anthro dog with auburn hair, warm brown fur and tan face markings. He's somewhat bara, with a fluffy beard, and an ear piercing on his left ear, on the inside of the floppy part. His hair is coifed to the side, and he has a gentle smile and very kind green eyes. 

The text reads 
U.S.S ENTERPRISE
CMDR. ALEKSANDR EMBERMANE
MEDICAL OPS AND BIO-SYSTEMS

Created by HELLBREAKFAST
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
These snips are taken directly from the new Subcribe Star rules. I don't actually think a human wrote this. Some of these are reasonable to have on there and others are ???? What does get- rich scheme mean in legal terms, exactly? Legal things have to be specific. Not even touching "TABACO".
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fucking clownshoes shit, this is a direct snip of their new policies. TABACO. TABACO. Did a human even write this?
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Another patch, this one #trans The molecule is testosterone cypionate. :3
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
She's looking down at me like that one stupid fancy vampire in that stupid vampire movie.
Orange cat looking down seemingly haughtily from a shelf
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Literally hot off the presses! First round of patches I'm taking to #tff I'm loving how these turned out, I finally cracked the code to consistent color and coverage! I'm unsure about making too many con- specific items, so be sure to drop by the AA asap to pick one up if you like them. #furry
Oblong patches in navy blue and gold , designed to look like the livery for the "Starpeet Away Team", a furry parody of Starfleet from Star Trek. The normal Starfleet insignia has been altered to look like a paw (or "peets" as furries call them) and it's on a circular progress flag, aka "that one fancy pride flag with the trans and poc stripes included".
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Rare personal sketch. I made this while playing ttrpg tonight. I missed drawing Sam. He has to be top tier the meanest character I've got.
sketch of a long-faced man with a broken-looking nose glaring down at the viewer saying, "You're no death god." Hard shadows cling to his face and his pupils have a bright dot in the middle, as if his eyes reflect like a cat or dog's.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
One slot left for Trekkie badges! Preorder for TFF or just because you like #StarTrek! These are aluminum, and come double sided :3 #furry Order here ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...
Closeup of the Main Cast variant of the Trek themed badges. It shows a cat in a blue TNG uniform, smiling at the camera. The piece is formatted like an ID badge, using the design language of the show, with oblong shapes in pastel oranges, purples and pinks on a black background. From the top down, the categories that can be put on the badge are: Ship name, Rank and Name, Crew Position, and each are in little cubbies for the info. 

The badge is sitting on the right of the screen, and beside it is a column of blue text in a futuristic font, saying: 
MAIN CAST VERSION
Client’s choice of ship name, rank and crew position! 
Same image on both sides 

OR (this is in bigger letters, seperating the options)

+ $100 for Red Shirt Variant on back

Below, and justified to the middle of the page in red font reads:

Order at ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast 

You can also use a direct link to the shop here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
Closeup on the Red Shirt Variant. The piece is formatted like an ID badge, using the design language of the Star Trek TNG, with oblong shapes in pastel oranges, purples and pinks on a black background. From the top down, the categories that can be put on the badge are: Ship name, Rank and Name, Crew Position, and each are in little cubbies for the info.  This version features the same cat in a red uniform, with a busted up eye, some bandaids on his face, and a generally haggard look. I filled out the text as an example, with the silly info: 
Ship- U.S.S. Buttcrack
Name and rank- Ensign Why C. Aych
Crew position- Monster Bait

The text to the left, in the same blue font reads:
RED SHIRT VERSION

Client’s choice of (preferably humorous) ship name, crew position and mild injury

Same image on both sides 

OR (this is in bigger letters, seperating the options)

+ $100 for Main Cast Variant on back

Below, and justified to the middle of the page in red font reads:

Order at ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast 

You can also use a direct link to the shop here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
When I heard what the theme for #TFF would be, I jumped to start making products. It's just such a good, strong theme, and apparently I'm not the only one thinking so, because I've only got ONE more slot to fill! :D If you want that last slot, link here: ko-fi.com/s/3d9b2561bf #furry #StarTrek
Ad for furry badges created with the design language of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It features two versions of the badge, slightly off kilter from one another to allow users to see both. Both feature a placeholder lilac cat, one in a blue uniform, looking spiffy, and showing off the various info that can go on the badge. The other, slightly behind it shows a redshirt that's seen better days, with a black eye, ruffled hair and a bandage on his cheek. His badge has the U.S.S. Buttcrack listed as ship, his name is Ensign Why C. Aych, and his crew position is Monster Bait. 

The text on the image reads as follows:

SPACESHIP CREW BADGES
(under in letters spaced to match the top words:)
THE TFF PREORDER
$150 
PER SLOT

On the bottom is:
Features:
- Metal ID card
- Double Sided
- Choice of Main Cast or Red Shirt Variant
- Pick up in artist alley

Brought to you by... HELLBREAKFAST 

All letters are blue with a white stroke, save brought to you by (black with white stroke) and HELLBREAKFAST (red, light pink backdrop) 

Everything is set over a field of stars, as per protocol. 

Preorder at https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shopCloseup of the Main Cast variant of the Trek themed badges. It shows a cat in a blue TNG uniform, smiling at the camera. The piece is formatted like an ID badge, using the design language of the show, with oblong shapes in pastel oranges, purples and pinks on a black background. From the top down, the categories that can be put on the badge are: Ship name, Rank and Name, Crew Position, and each are in little cubbies for the info. 

The badge is sitting on the right of the screen, and beside it is a column of blue text in a futuristic font, saying: 
MAIN CAST VERSION
Client’s choice of ship name, rank and crew position! 
Same image on both sides 

OR (this is in bigger letters, seperating the options)

+ $100 for Red Shirt Variant on back

Below, and justified to the middle of the page in red font reads:

Order at ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast 

You can also use a direct link to the shop here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
Closeup on the Red Shirt Variant. The piece is formatted like an ID badge, using the design language of the Star Trek TNG, with oblong shapes in pastel oranges, purples and pinks on a black background. From the top down, the categories that can be put on the badge are: Ship name, Rank and Name, Crew Position, and each are in little cubbies for the info.  This version features the same cat in a red uniform, with a busted up eye, some bandaids on his face, and a generally haggard look. I filled out the text as an example, with the silly info: 
Ship- U.S.S. Buttcrack
Name and rank- Ensign Why C. Aych
Crew position- Monster Bait

The text to the left, in the same blue font reads:
RED SHIRT VERSION

Client’s choice of (preferably humorous) ship name, crew position and mild injury

Same image on both sides 

OR (this is in bigger letters, seperating the options)

+ $100 for Main Cast Variant on back

Below, and justified to the middle of the page in red font reads:

Order at ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast 

You can also use a direct link to the shop here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Metal tags? Yes. Double sided? Yes. Going boldly? That's the only way. 2 slots left, preorders for #TFF are open until the end of the month. #furry #StarTrek Get 'em here: ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...
Ad for furry badges created with the design language of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It features two versions of the badge, slightly off kilter from one another to allow users to see both. Both feature a placeholder lilac cat, one in a blue uniform, looking spiffy, and showing off the various info that can go on the badge. The other, slightly behind it shows a redshirt that's seen better days, with a black eye, ruffled hair and a bandage on his cheek. His badge has the U.S.S. Buttcrack listed as ship, his name is Ensign Why C. Aych, and his crew position is Monster Bait. 

The text on the image reads as follows:

SPACESHIP CREW BADGES
(under in letters spaced to match the top words:)
THE TFF PREORDER
$150 
PER SLOT

On the bottom is:
Features:
- Metal ID card
- Double Sided
- Choice of Main Cast or Red Shirt Variant
- Pick up in artist alley

Brought to you by... HELLBREAKFAST 

All letters are blue with a white stroke, save brought to you by (black with white stroke) and HELLBREAKFAST (red, no stroke) 

everything is set over a field of stars, as per protocol.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Going to the dmv has been the most pleasant part of my day. I am. So sad. The head unit on my heat press is donezo. I'm grateful that the fuse popped before there could be a real problem. Thanks for your service, little guy. You worked hard for me. I think I'm done for the day. :<
Back of a heat press head unit with a visibly blown fuse. Oof is written over the picture.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I literally JUST finished this preorder badge ad with a picture of a cat character as the ych placeholder, like I JUST uploaded it to my own page. :D Here's the related link ko-fi.com/s/3d9b2561bf I need to make actual cat merch, they're my favorite lil guys.
Ad for furry badges created with the design language of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It features two versions of the badge, slightly off kilter from one another to allow users to see both. Both feature a placeholder lilac cat, one in a blue uniform, looking spiffy, and showing off the various info that can go on the badge. The other, slightly behind it shows a redshirt that's seen better days, with a black eye, ruffled hair and a bandage on his cheek. His badge has the U.S.S. Buttcrack listed as ship, his name is Ensign Why C. Aych, and his crew position is Monster Bait. 

The text on the image reads as follows:

SPACESHIP CREW BADGES
(under in letters spaced to match the top words:)
THE TFF PREORDER
$150 
PER SLOT

On the bottom is:
Features:
- Metal ID card
- Double Sided
- Choice of Main Cast or Red Shirt Variant
- Pick up in artist alley

Brought to you by... HELLBREAKFAST 

All letters are blue with a white stroke, save brought to you by (black with white stroke) and HELLBREAKFAST (red, no stroke) 

Everything is set over a field of stars, as per protocol.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
To boldly go... To TFF! I'm going all out on this year's theme, since it's my first TFF, and who doesn't love a bit of Trek, yeah? With that in mind, I present my next preorder, Crew IDs! Act fast, slots are limited! ko-fi.com/s/3d9b2561bf #furry #TFF #StarTrek #commissionsopen
Ad for furry badges created with the design language of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It features two versions of the badge, slightly off kilter from one another to allow users to see both. Both feature a placeholder lilac cat, one in a blue uniform, looking spiffy, and showing off the various info that can go on the badge. The other, slightly behind it shows a redshirt that's seen better days, with a black eye, ruffled hair and a bandage on his cheek. His badge has the U.S.S. Buttcrack listed as ship, his name is Ensign Why C. Aych, and his crew position is Monster Bait. 

The text on the image reads as follows:

SPACESHIP CREW BADGES
(under in letters spaced to match the top words:)
THE TFF PREORDER
$150 
PER SLOT

On the bottom is:
Features:
- Metal ID card
- Double Sided
- Choice of Main Cast or Red Shirt Variant
- Pick up in artist alley

Brought to you by... HELLBREAKFAST 

All letters are blue with a white stroke, save brought to you by (black with white stroke) and HELLBREAKFAST (red, no stroke) 

everything is set over a field of stars, as per protocol.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
After a full day of being a menace, she's decided to sleep on me. My leg is also asleep, but I can't bear to stir.
Holstein cat sleeping on my blanket- covered lap. She's fallen asleep in a pose where 3 out of 4 paws are pointed to the viewer.
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HeckieBreakie @hellbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Post a mage! (Imperative)
A character in a white cloak with black accents and a black scarf steps out of a starry doorway into white negative space. The black accents carry the same galactic pattern as the door. His hair is a wild mop of raven black streaked with pearlescent white, his skin is warm but light colored, and he sports a scar running from hairline, down his face, to the edge of his jaw. Yes, I read Blackjack. 

By HELLBREAKFAST
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