Sign in

Hellbent

@hellbent.bsky.social
365 followers 120 following 38 posts

I do some acting and writing. youtu.be/8QwDMZgf5zk

PostsRepliesMedia
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Those shirts are never going away.
020
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Hell no
020
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
060
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
"Serving cunt are we?" does not work in Applebees like it does online.
050
Reposted by Hellbent
KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
022769
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
030
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
020
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
youtube.com/live/IxKa-RK...
000
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Happy Thanksgiving!
050
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
070
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Teaching people in their 20's how to use Windows is the exact same experience as teaching someone in their 60's. Tablets and newspapers ruined your feeble minds.
160
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Ghost Loads starting soon. youtube.com/live/VRD-ZSd...
010
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
070
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Spiderman the second live! youtube.com/live/vE4sctA...
140
Reposted by Hellbent
Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
02910
Reposted by Hellbent
Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
The CEO is walking out of the building.
CEO: Dippy doppy doople dee!

The CEO picks a flower
CEO: Ooooooh! Bloomy bubby!

The CEO prances wit the flower
CEO: Toodle boodle daffa-doodle!

A gun is pointed at the CEO
Gun: Click

Cops surround the CEO.
Cop: Justin Hitzig? You’re under arrest for the murder of Betty Boop! A white, non-sex-worker woman!

The cop is putting the CEO in his cop car.
Cop: You’re going back to prison for a long time, you sick son of a bitch!
0132
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
091
Reposted by Hellbent
Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
CEO: WLAAUGH! PORNOGRAPHY! REVOLTING EROTIC VOMIT OF THE SOUL!

CEO: HORRIBLE PUTRID WRITHING HELL OF NIPPLES AND ANUSES, PULSATING PHALLUSES AND VULVA! GUSHING FLUIDS! HAIR! BLUUUUUUH!

The CEO devours his laptop.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
1193
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Style Core 6.
020
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Texas Chainsaw live in 45 minutes! youtube.com/live/L6azBI1...
011
Reposted by Hellbent
Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
just remembered this classic strip
1204
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Pringle is doin good. A lot of us just ain't all that online anymore.
100
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
010
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
www.youtube.com/watch?v=06d8... Old new years stream with Shima and Pringle.
120
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
It truly was a Toy story. youtu.be/qfHDxNbTjpQ
120
Reposted by Hellbent
Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
CEO: I find it VERY suspicious that you just happened to smash through my window while my office just happened to be on fire!
Jesse: Believe it, bitch.

CEO: Did YOU set the room on fire?
Jesse: I didn’t, yo. Why would I do that?

CEO: I have no idea. Probably something to do with porn. I know how creeps like you operate.
Jesse: Whatever.

CEO: Now get out of my office! I have a job to do here!
Jesse: Fine by me. Smell you later, bitch.

Raphael: NO!!! We can’t leave the office! Not yet!
Jesse: What? Why not?

Raphael: I’m getting vertigo! From rock climbing! I think I need to sit down for a second… Maybe on the floor next to that alpine horn over there!
051
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
This is great! Thank you.
110
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Armored Core 6 live right now! youtube.com/live/m7lcr7m...
021
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I think this decal gets the point across.
130
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Arour corb! youtube.com/live/MAZl1VC...
010
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Its excellent!
010
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Its illegal in 6 realms!
000
Reposted by Hellbent
KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
0244
Reposted by Hellbent
Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
It's not the mascara It's not the tight dress, (well maybe it is) It's the look in the eyes that's gonna scare you to death
2264
Reposted by Hellbent
🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 22/08/2023
PEPPERMAN & THE VIGILANTE
26216
Reposted by Hellbent
🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 22/08/2023
MEGA MAN
0255
Reposted by Hellbent
Michael Kovach @kovox.net · 22/08/2023
owo what's this?? MY MONTHLY BLUESKY POST??????
141539
Reposted by Hellbent
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
imagine you think you're hot shit and are strutting around the room when this guy walks in
A black and white photographic portrait of famous entertainer and master shitposter, the late Orson Welles, looking serious (and directly at you), portending your imminent, humbling takedown (unless you're being cool, then he'll be cool too).
1821747
Reposted by Hellbent
Brendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
BALDUR'S GATE 3 - Fighting a Bog Witch For Frog Gift youtu.be/ofRa47BTli0
021
Reposted by Hellbent
Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
An older piece of Lemora that I think is still really good.
0448
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I'm so excited for Armored Core 6 I let my pal Bryan design my mech!
151
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
On this toons talkin we're watching Austin Powers and not cleaning up a damn thing. youtu.be/Rqsr0DhEdsw
110
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
If critical rolls existed in real life. I'd microwave 20 burritos in a row. One is bound to come out as a complete Thanksgiving dinner.
030
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Kazoo no bike under you!
000
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
youtube.com/clip/UgkxV3MyUw9fvae-GY…
011
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Cheeseball
270
Hellbent @hellbent.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
010